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headaches emanating after drinking alcohol commonly hamper evening sexuality

Sexuality, especially x-rated, usually attracts 'laydeez' in trendy Ypsilanti.

Ypsilanti people seem increasingly lackadaisical as none takes interest.

Interest newbies, then ensure restful, edifying, stressless Teakdoor.

Teakdoor essentially administers knockouts , deliciously offending Orient's renegades

renegades escape nightly, eventually gathering at dirtydogs exotic shithouse

Shithouse hotels in Thailand have old useless slappers employed.

Employed maidens' pleasing lips open yearningly, engendering desires.

desires eventually satisfied in resplendantly erotic styrofoam

Styrofoam, tough yet resilient, O fairest of all materials!

Materials are tested extensively resulting in above legal standards.

Standards that are not defined are rarely defined standards.

Standards thought as "normal" don't always reveal deep satisfaction.

Satisfaction around Thailand is sexualy fucking all comers; tonight Ian's organ's nonplussed

Nonplussed or normal people love unusual sexual sensations every day.

Day after yesterday.

Yesterday everyone started thieving , eventually Robinsons detained a Yemeni

You expect massage every nook intimately?

Yemeni enemies meeting ,eating nicest ices.

( Try saying that when you've had 13 bottles of Klosters )

ices cubed effervesce schweppes

Schweppes can have wondrous effects. People pour extra sometimes.

sometimes on mondays, even tuesdays, i mainly eat syllabub.

Sometimes other men eat toast, I, myself, eat snails.

Snails now available in large shipments

shipments have impossibly perished, maritime engineers need the syllabub !!