Thread: Answer my question with another question.

Isn't Ayrshire in Scotland, or has it moved recently?

What has that got to do with anything?

Wouldn't the residents be a bit peeved if it suddenly moved south of the border?

Well I imagine they would but what makes you ask that?

Isn't this a thread for asking questions?

Is that question directed to me?

Does your fruity cap fit?

Yes, but does it make my bum look too big?

How can I tell as I can't see your bum (and have no desire to)?

Have you no imagination Sixpence ol'stick?

Haven't I got nicer things to imagine than your arse?

How the fok would I know?

Originally Posted by Arthur Sixpence

Can I bet you 500 baht that Hooter is a Geordie?

Your such a foking smart ass aren't you?

Are you calling me a donkey(lucky that I'm very fond of them)?

Did you used to ride them a lot on the beach?

Would you believe that I've never been to Blackpool?

Isn't Blackpool the English equivalent of Pattaya?

Does it have the same dirt cheap gorgeous slappers?

The slappers in Blackpool don't charge, how do you define gorgeous?

Are they under 15 stone?

Could you fancy an anaemic ginger haired scottish girl, coz they normally weigh in at between 12 - 14 stone?

BTW i have heard they ain't that easy on the nose. :cry:

Do you mind quantifying in Kgs?

Is it quantifiably desired?

Isn't desire a part of human inquisitive nature?

What about lust then?