all the local sexpats were arrested and paraded wearing

all the local sexpats were arrested and paraded wearing

first world war flying uniforms, carrying a large bent screw
which was straightened by Captain Hammer who just happened to be
betrothed to the upcomeing and profanely deaf

78 year old virgin, called

Thaksin Shinawatra.
who decided to change his first name to Frank and do the

conga down the main street with 350 naked bargirls
who had been hand picked by Svend Erikson and his

cohorts of Swedish sexpat pensioners dressed up in viking retro
after a very successful tour of the

and a promise of a weeks 'rep' in Neesden. However
things got sidetracked because of

his intense desire to become the supreme ruler of
the Land of Fake Smiles, a place where
a poke in the eye ia as good as

being tackled by a team of 'Katoey' soccer players, all

ball tapping and touching up their highlights, clutching gold handbags
which were stolen from a drunken german who

Knew the ins and outs of Patters. sort to speak. Nonetheless...

he showed the bar girl his third reicht, she laughed

laughed so hard that her fake titties exploded. Then she promptly declared that she was in fact
Elton John in disguise and was preparing for a new

piano polishing extravaganza, to promote his new 'House of Wigs'
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