Thread: Continue The Story

...Aussies do is quaint as best, but mind-boggling at...

pub closing times...

when clothes are shed and caution is tossed to the wind as they...

stumble and chunder in that land down under...

cried the bush poet to his...

bushy little...

aboriginal gal with ...

Thursday Island looks...

and fabulous teeth which...

^glisten in the dark, due to ...

a rather slimy film of...

bio-ethical saliva....

which makes for a fine lubricant when...

she says "boom boom , $)$)!", then deals me,...

into a part of her...

winnings from the fat farang sitting ...

on a Sybian, which was borrowed from...

the neighbor's grandmother who...

swore it was her neighbour's daughter's ass...

but tomcat wouldn't know so we called happynz over to ...

have a sniff and he said...

...meh and went back to his crossword puzzle...

which was inside a newspaper, drenched in blood. He folded it up neatly

and whisked it through the air with a snap of...

his suspenders...