Thread: Continue The Story

and slap the crap outta...

Uncle Albert who hasn't done a bloody thing all...

year. His house is on fire and the children are...

off on a trip to...

the prison where Mama and Papa have...

been incarcerated since Christ was a...

preacher in Albion, which is a story...

told at night around a campfire to scare the bejabbers out of...

local wildlife, which...

depending on locale, can be...

Pulitzer Prize winning narrative or fish wrap...

according to unknown sources who are paid...

in golden cabbages through the infamous repo ...

coonts like...

Storekeep miss a stroke and ruin the circle jerk for...

a number of participants; others, however, are more adept at...

changing hands mid stroke to improve ...

on their projectile emission arc which is always appreciated by...

other members of the circle jerk who eagerly ...

await with open maws the circle jerk's inevitable reward, though...

the Brits apparently "rain down" on biscuits which seems a waste when...

perfectly good biscuits are spoiled by such inferior...

methods while many people are starving for...

higher quality ejaculate which is only available...