Thread: Continue The Story

pew who had a Bible in one hand and Texpat's ...

hand in the other as they sang, "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" and smiled contentedly at...

at SKkin who had just popped out of the sleeper of his big rig and was ...

wiping his chin from the dripping

of dew drops that had settled on his slumbering lips. However,...

the strange chirping and squeaking from behind the dashboard meant...

his date had not been happy with the sleeping arrangements. However,...

once the crickets were outed, things seemed to be going...

she hopped and chirped and tasted pretty good when wokked on...

though the process of "wokking on" required a YouTube training vid...still,...

he walked her through the process which included...

a dechirping exercise and legless hopping...which not everyone...

enjoyed simply for the fact that...

helping the handicapped is best left to...

soi dogs and...

their uncanny ability to...

lick their own bollocks and also lead the blind to...

lick them as well...man's best friend, indeed...still...

in spite of their craftiness they continue to...

fall prey to...

the cunning ruse of...

dead cats and sick parrots (and advanced rat-fuckery for those who meet the prerequisites)...

among a host of other strange...

strange rituals such as dangling their bits ...