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    so he thunk and he thunk. Then, an inspiration

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    but alas, he forgot again, silly coot

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    ."There must be something?" he thought. Then a crash from

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    the other room took his attention back to the red

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    smear that he noticed down the inside of his thigh.

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    Bugger, he said, gotta stop anal sex with that

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    Yowsers, said Smeg's distant cousin and pirouetted gaily into

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    the path of a large truck doing 120 mph.

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    Noodles stopped to lick up the spent

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    remains of the soggy bag of fish.

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    Fell asleep while calling the sardine sweetheart in the missionary

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    just out of town last week, he remembered. The Nuns

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    had a special sauce which he adored

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    and rarely a night went past that he wasn't up

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    experimenting with that sauce and its secret hidey hole

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    in the dark cellar, with only a dim light

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    as the Nuns watched on 'till the morning light.

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    Archbishop Blackgang was not amused at the wandering index finger

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    that was slipped sneakily into his cancerous rectum

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    , noodles he shouted, why only the single digit

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    his erection began to hurt, for his new prince Albert

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    before taking advantage of his other availabe orifice whereby he

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    gobbled and gobbled, slobbered and swallowed,

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    a small drop escaped....must not waste good food mummy

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    . Noodles' Mummy had always been very strict about table manners.

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