Thread: Continue The Story

.. on a planet not a million miles away ...

something lives? Never mind...

said Elvis, I've got your back, and your...

bird can sing and your mother, too, said he...

...whilst balancing a...

dog on a piece of wood picked up out of the...

.. driftwood on Brighton beach. As you'd expect, along came a ..

dog snifter. Once satisfied...

...it was time for a coffee, a cigarette, and a good...

piss.

After the piss, which was apparently a good one, our hero...

.. wandered off to the local massage parlour. On entering, he was greeted by ..

a blast of hot air coming from between the...

two handle threaded legs laundry faucet...

Damn, out of water again, he shrugged and...

...absently fondled his...

... nether regions. Unfortunately, a female police officer was passing by. She ...

rammed her nightstick straight up his arse for no reason, unless...

she was posing for the cover of Elle or Vogue.

which still wasn't a valid reason for disturbing his bowels, but...

....nonetheless, bowels disturbed or not, he proceeded to..

look around for the girl with the tuk-tuk strapped to her arse because...

...they'd make quite the pair - her with a tuk-tuk strapped to her backside and him a nightstick up his bum. Invitations to their impending nuptials...

might be delayed as the surgeons survey the damage from...

...a safe distance.