Thread: Continue The Story

eggs, which could infringe their..

right to peaceful ovulation when..

Their temperature is too high and.........

the cat could be ovulating.....

But it turned out it was the dog so.....

the cat went home and....

and slept for a week under the....

Duvet, whilst thinking up a cunning plan to...

rule the world and its...

dog loving inhabitants who..

could be controlled, thought the cat, if only...

the sardines didn't...

taste like mangos dipped in...

cream cheese...

with just a hint of...

garlic....designed to put..

hair on your head and even in those hard to reach places, like...

the middle of your back, and so on..

Anyway, things were going along nicely when, suddenly, there was a knock on...

the door and in entered......

what appeared to be a large woman with...

a basket of.....

bananas, not ordinary bananas, mind you; these had...

more smaller bananas growing on them...

and even smaller banana-like pods growing out of those, which was strange because...