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The Games Room Games are for playing. Though the stakes arent high, play for more than you can afford to lose as only then will you learn the game and really enjoy it. You dont have to be a beer drinker to pop in and play in this room. Also we have over 3,500 flash games in this section.

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Old 10-08-2008, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Now before I start I was told both these by a Kiwi so no nasty comments please !

No 1

A Brit rugby supporter on holiday in NZ went into a bar.
Said to the barman " Do you want to hear a joke about the "All Blacks?"
Barman said "yes- but before you tell it I think you should know that I am an ex All Black - so are the two lads at the end of the bar - and the bouncer! Are you sure you still want to tell it?"

"Nah! forget it - I don't want to explain the punchline 4 times !"

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Two Kiwis were walking through a field and saw a sheep with its head trapped in the bars of a gate.
One of them - not wanting to miss a golden opportunity - dropped his pants and had his wicked way with it .
When he finished he said to his mate " do you want to as well ?"
His mate said "Bloody hell yes - that looks like fun !"
So he dropped his pants and stuck his head through the gate bars !
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