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The Fresh Prince · 25-08-2008, 03:20 AM

If you point at a rainbow a devil will come out of it and make your finger freakishly long. The only way to hide your finger from him is to stick it up your bum!

Sorry that was a thai superstition not a fact!

Mr Pot · 25-08-2008, 03:23 AM

Fact - Terrier dogs can lock their jaws around your flesh and bones, the way to get them off is by sticking a finger up their bum

The Fresh Prince · 25-08-2008, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

while the dog could smell the beef, carrots, peas, potatoes, spices, and all the other individual ingredients in the stew

Does this mean that when i fart on my dogs head when she's watching t.v with me under my legs that she know exactly what i had for dinner?

Coz when she recipricates i can't fookin tell! It just smells like somethings died in her stomach.

The Fresh Prince · 25-08-2008, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

"get them off"

If a terrier had my leg in a death grip the last thing on my mind would be making sure it orgasmed!

If you grab thier front legs and pull them appart it will tear thier heart in two finishing them instantly. Works with most dogs.

Texpat · 25-08-2008, 12:53 PM

That would work if the dog was biting your leg. What if the little bastard had a hold of your arm?

The Fresh Prince · 25-08-2008, 12:59 PM

I'd stand on one of his legs and use my free hand to pull at his other leg!

TizMe · 26-08-2008, 10:40 PM

That non-Australians don't know what a rort is.

The Fresh Prince · 26-08-2008, 10:52 PM

Why sould we? anyway I know know

sunsetter · 27-08-2008, 02:36 AM

theres an ireland near sandy in bedfordshire

sunsetter · 27-08-2008, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pickel

There are black holes in our universe more than a billion times the size of our own sun.

i now know pickel tells the truth

The Fresh Prince · 27-08-2008, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunsetter

theres an ireland near sandy in bedfordshire

Ireland or Island?

sunsetter · 27-08-2008, 03:53 AM

thats ireland, i repeat ireland

^

Gensoku · 30-09-2008, 08:39 AM

Grapefruit can actually help you lose weight

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25-08-2008, 03:20 AM	#101 (permalink)
The Fresh Prince Elite Member Last Online: Today 11:46 AM Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Not in the willage Posts: 1,107	If you point at a rainbow a devil will come out of it and make your finger freakishly long. The only way to hide your finger from him is to stick it up your bum! Sorry that was a thai superstition not a fact!

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Texpat ฝรั่งพูดมาก Last Online: Today 01:21 PM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nong Khai Posts: 9,788	That would work if the dog was biting your leg. What if the little bastard had a hold of your arm?

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