In London at school I had ''ching chong Chinaman'' regularly until the end of junior school. That's about it really.
Thailand:
Pros:
-Several jobs on TV adverts
-Called handsome a lot
-Easy to pull females with just a smile
-Pretending to be important when dressed nicely by acting like it, and getting away with it.
Cons:
-Knowing that many Thais assume my mum's a whore
-When I used to teach kids, if I told them, they would also think the same, I could tell by the sniggers
-Called handsome rather too much by Thais who are only saying it because of the 'sheep' effect
-Maximum difficulty in obtaining a Thai ID card, as my mum died in 1985, but they still expect me to unearth all her documents. I didn't bother after all.
-Some Thais telling me I am 'still a falang'
-At several tourist attractions, despite telling them I was half Thai, they physically pointed at the falang price and told me ''falang 500 Baht''