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    I'm a (knackered) father.

    Thursday morning my wife started getting contractions so while i was waking up she managed to clean the entire house before she decided it was time to go to the hospital.

    The birth was probably the most horrific thing I have ever experienced. 0 meds to kill the pain my wife pushed and screamed her way through the birth. The baby was having trouble coming out. With the doc at the important end and a nurse practically on top of my wife pushing her stomach like she's giving cpr it was not a nice thing to watch, especially as i'd since been moved from 'head stroker/hand crusher' to further away to give room for all the 'tools'.

    We stayed the night which was super uncomfortable on a crappy faux leather couch that bare skin sticks to (the wife got a bed of course) and 2 hour routine nurse visits didn't help.

    I followed the baby to the nursery while the wife recovered. The nurse later told my wife that the baby didn't cry at all but the husband coudn't stop. (bloody grass)


    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    Congratulations, new daddy! That's a fine looking baby. Boy or girl?

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    Congratulations.

    ^ Yes, you left out the important bit, or are you not going to force a role on it?

    Looks a bit like the pug. Sure you're the father?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Looks a bit like the pug.
    All new born look like Winston Churchill.

    Congratulations.

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    Congrats.

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    looks adorable, po.

    congrats.

    typical that they gave the best bed to the thai.

    not long now until camel toe puts his photo shop skills to the test.

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    congrats expect being knackered more in the coming months.

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    Woohoo! Happy days dad!

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    Congratulations to you both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    congrats expect being knackered more in the coming months.
    Correct Yaso. Its been years now for me and things are getting worse

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    Well done, Eddie...

    I shall send gifts of Terry's All Gold, Frankenstein, and Grrrrr.

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    Congrats and all the best to all three of you

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    Congrats to you and your wife Armstrong, is this your first?

    Wonderful experience, . I can remember my first (20 years ago), like it was yesterday.

    I blubbed too when I got home.

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    Congratulations armstrong, hope all is well for all of you.

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    Earth to 'Knackered father'. Earth to 'Knackered father'

    ''She only bloody done it''

    Great times ahead mate, make the most of the early years, congrats

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    Salutations and congrats, Armstrong...!

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    The wife used to sit at the end of the bed after sex and cry, because it was to big, now after 2 kids I do the same.

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    Congrats mate. Life will never be the same again. Trust me on this........





    ......but its worth it.

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    What's up with you lot? Babies everywhere. SteveFarang's wife just had one in the Construction Thread..

    Congratulations!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Congrats mate. Life will never be the same again. Trust me on this........





    ......but its worth it.
    Absolutely true, even if it does sound cliché.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    What's up with you lot? Babies everywhere. SteveFarang's wife just had one in the Construction Thread..
    9 months ago was the rain season. Bit like our winters. Nothing to do but have an early night.

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    You think you are knackered now, dude its just beginning. But what a ride Enjoy and dont complain I did it with twins.

    Its going to be like this.

    You aint seen nothing yet..... and she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said............




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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    I did it with twins.
    Really?

    Wow, I never knew.

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    Well done both!!

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    Well done armstrong.

    You missed out some important info, like sex, name and favourite football team.

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