Farrang Ban Phe sound off!

[the dogcatcher]

I live near Ban Phe, I was wondering who else is around here. I know plenty of Farrang around here just wondered if I know any of you. ie. The Christies crowd and those that frequent the VIP lounge!

[Storekeeper]

I was down there last weekend checking on my land. Never liked Christies after just two visits. I favored the the joints ran by the Aussie bloke and the French feller.

[the dogcatcher]

Christies ok for beer and Thai food but other food crap. Sorry Jim. Aussy fellows bar is The Bedrock, nice and cheap. Where is your land? I'm 11 klick north of Ka Chet.

[Storekeeper]

My land is right next to the Aussie's land who had the Bedrock before the current Aussie. It's about 5-8 minutes from Bedrock.

Have you been to the American bloke's gym just up from the Poofters on the Pier ? He's a mate of Bernie's named Joe.

[the dogcatcher]

oh yeah Mr Noni juice, I know him. Have'nt been the the gym up from the queers on the pier, Tawan inn. I know he closes in the afternoon due to no aircon or that's what my Irish mate fron oz said. How is Bernie, the old fart, still abusing the 7 11 tramp for pissing on his door.
How much land you got, and how much is it worth. I met a Thai fellow from The Phe who's got 1 nan up for 1 mill about 300 m back from the tree lined road, up near Paul's bar on the beach.

[Storekeeper]

Town full of dead shits IMO mate.

[the dogcatcher]

You're there, so am I. I hope you are not including ourselves in that last statement. There area couple of newbies I met just before I came back this time, and now there's even more farrang in our village. The other problem with The Phe is that the police own all the good bars, or could be good if they were fallang owed.
As for Soi Tawan, I was eyeing that place for redevelopement 5 years ago, wish I'd got in when I could.

[Storekeeper]

Sorry mate ... I left Ban Phe for Pattaya over a year ago. No, I'm pretty sure the town is full of dead shits, con men, losers, etc. You might be bucking the trend. Can't say. Never met you. I trust the Thais in Ban Phe more than the farangs.

[the dogcatcher]

I trust no one here. Never have, never will.

[Bexar County Stud]

No, I'm pretty sure the town is full of dead shits, con men, losers, etc.

Welcome to middle-aged farangville -it's the same anywhere you go in Thailand. Just say no to the drinking circles and watering holes. "The way some people die" as the song goes...

[Storekeeper]

Pearls of wisdom I picked up in Ban Phe:

* "Lower the Bar" ... in regards to moral and ehtical expectations of farangs living there in BP. From a wise old seppo.

* "The Thais are a danger to nobody but themselves". From a very wise, very old German.

[Storekeeper]

Where is the BP Frog boy ... come out, come out wherever you are ...

[the dogcatcher]

Where is the BP Frog boy ... come out, come out wherever you are ...

Mai kow jai?

[Storekeeper]

Is that you Froggie ?

[the dogcatcher]

No. Frog boy?