Ban Chang Whoremongering

[dirtydog]

Now you are all expecting to see pictures of our baby eating brother raping and pillaging the natives, but there is more to whore mongering than that, well he reckons so anyway, so first is a bit of culture, then a meal, then some dirty bars, then another meal, then some dirty bars, then some nice bars with nice normal people in.

Anyway I picked up our baby eating friend from his hotel in Pattaya and off we went to Ban Chang, he spent a lot of the time whinging about his hotel as it seems to be a predominately gay hotel, no idea why he would want to stay in a place like that, each to their own though and if he comes on here and says I recommended it he is lieing, I recommended a nice straight hotel down in Soi Diana Inn, honest

So first stop is at the silver lake vine yard and the Khao Chee Chan you can see more here (Khao Chee Chan - Pattaya).

So lets have a look at this Buddha image.







Nice gardens and water features there and well worth 10 minutes of your time.

[dirtydog]

Being professional whore mongers you know you need proteins, so you got to eat well, what better than a Thai seafood restaurant down on the beaches of Ban Chang, actually this wasn't the beach i intended to go to and it was pretty dirty, another sad thing is they have semi sort of banned smoking, as you can see this restaurant doesn't have a roof or anything like that but they now sort of have designated smoking areas, we had to move 2 tables across to be able to smoke, yeah it's dumb as the winds were like real strong and that.



The restaurant across the road, bet you could smoke there.



My Shrimp with basil and chili, damn it was good for 100baht.



This was a massive fish steak that came with mango, chili and garlic.



Then we went down the beach to see how they caught the fish.

[dirtydog]

So prepared and ready we went to the street of whores in Ban Chang, this was when we met baronbonk, got to admit I was a bit suprised as I expected a shambling old man, he's got a few more years to go before that describes him, although the booze will probably get him first, and yes he is a dirty whoremonger, hell thats what Ban Chang is for.

Sadly the prices have increased drastically, the blow job bar used to be 200baht per girl and you would normally take 3 or 4, you aint gonna last long under that sort of stimulation but now it is 500baht per girl, it's like fok that I can get that in Pattaya and don't need a 30km journey each way for those sort of prices, short times the girls want 1,000baht and you can get better deals down lovely Soi Yodsak, shame really, it was good whilst it was good.

[Spin]

I'd have a go on her with the denim shorts on ^, nice pair of norks

[jizzybloke]

There seems to be 2 in that picture wearing denim shorts spin?

[Agent_Smith]

Sure he meant both, more bounce to the ounce for Pinky, Spin's thinking.

[peterpan]

Originally Posted by Spin

I'd have a go on her with the denim shorts and the pink top ^, nice pair of norks

Don't do that one, its DD's gik

[sabang]

I tried to check out a couple of Ban Chang bars once, couldn't find the right Soi and drove home in disgust (until I reached the Black Pearl that is). Shame really, 'cus thats when it was still good.

All the stories coming back now suggest it's more expensive than Pattaya, at least if you know what you're doing in Pattaya.

[peterpan]

Downhill Sabers, similar to DD's whore mongering reviews, at one time we got photos of the tops of girls heads and descriptive details of the action, a few up panty & tit shots, now what do we get, photos of bar frontages, not even a bog shot of a stream of piss.
Its all gone down hill I am afraid, I think DD's whore days are getting to be a fading memory.

[sabang]

I should take him to the Black Pearl. The girls there aren't at all camera shy.

[dirtydog]

Originally Posted by peterpan

I think DD's whore days are getting to be a fading memory.

The thread has only just started
Next stop is the Camel Pub and Restaurant, this place is nicely done out, loads of different draught beers, girls to massage you or help you eat your food, ie spooning it into your mouth, I assume they must get some really tired customers who just haven't got the energy left to feed themselves.

Fish and chips with mushy peas.



No babies on the menu and the bloodlust was high, so he made do with ketchup



Damn I will be turning into a baby eater soon, I had a traditional American chili dog, damn good for 100baht.

[kingwilly]

maybe me eyesight is fading, but i dont see any mushy peas there

[dirtydog]

The mushy peas come in a seperate bowl and I wasn't going to waste batteries on taking a picture of green slime

[sunsetter]

awww wheres the bg pics that we have all come to love so much dd?

[Panda]

The fish and chips look like a decent lunch time feed.
What did they hit you up for it?

[chitown]

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Damn I will be turning into a baby eater soon, I had a traditional American chili dog, damn good for 100baht.

Chili dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!

[britmaveric]

Nice phallic image dirtydog.

[Thetyim]

^
You speak for yourself.
Mine don't look like that

[durianfan]

Originally Posted by dirtydog

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Damn I will be turning into a baby eater soon, I had a traditional American chili dog, damn good for 100baht.

That is just nasty. Looks like someone wiped their ass with the bun and then served it up!

But I do agree with you, DD -- if the girls are charging those prices you might as well stay in Pattaya. Soi Yodsak during the day is a cheaper bet.

[britmaveric]

No piccies of the girls dirtydog? Mind you the one with green stripey arms isnt half bad.