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    Ban Chang Whoremongering

    Now you are all expecting to see pictures of our baby eating brother raping and pillaging the natives, but there is more to whore mongering than that, well he reckons so anyway, so first is a bit of culture, then a meal, then some dirty bars, then another meal, then some dirty bars, then some nice bars with nice normal people in.

    Anyway I picked up our baby eating friend from his hotel in Pattaya and off we went to Ban Chang, he spent a lot of the time whinging about his hotel as it seems to be a predominately gay hotel, no idea why he would want to stay in a place like that, each to their own though and if he comes on here and says I recommended it he is lieing, I recommended a nice straight hotel down in Soi Diana Inn, honest

    So first stop is at the silver lake vine yard and the Khao Chee Chan you can see more here (Khao Chee Chan - Pattaya).

    So lets have a look at this Buddha image.







    Nice gardens and water features there and well worth 10 minutes of your time.


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    Ban Chang Whore Mongering

    Being professional whore mongers you know you need proteins, so you got to eat well, what better than a Thai seafood restaurant down on the beaches of Ban Chang, actually this wasn't the beach i intended to go to and it was pretty dirty, another sad thing is they have semi sort of banned smoking, as you can see this restaurant doesn't have a roof or anything like that but they now sort of have designated smoking areas, we had to move 2 tables across to be able to smoke, yeah it's dumb as the winds were like real strong and that.



    The restaurant across the road, bet you could smoke there.



    My Shrimp with basil and chili, damn it was good for 100baht.



    This was a massive fish steak that came with mango, chili and garlic.



    Then we went down the beach to see how they caught the fish.


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    Whores and BaronBonk

    So prepared and ready we went to the street of whores in Ban Chang, this was when we met baronbonk, got to admit I was a bit suprised as I expected a shambling old man, he's got a few more years to go before that describes him, although the booze will probably get him first, and yes he is a dirty whoremonger, hell thats what Ban Chang is for.

    Sadly the prices have increased drastically, the blow job bar used to be 200baht per girl and you would normally take 3 or 4, you aint gonna last long under that sort of stimulation but now it is 500baht per girl, it's like fok that I can get that in Pattaya and don't need a 30km journey each way for those sort of prices, short times the girls want 1,000baht and you can get better deals down lovely Soi Yodsak, shame really, it was good whilst it was good.








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    I'd have a go on her with the denim shorts on ^, nice pair of norks

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    There seems to be 2 in that picture wearing denim shorts spin?

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    Sure he meant both, more bounce to the ounce for Pinky, Spin's thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    I'd have a go on her with the denim shorts and the pink top ^, nice pair of norks
    Don't do that one, its DD's gik

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    I tried to check out a couple of Ban Chang bars once, couldn't find the right Soi and drove home in disgust (until I reached the Black Pearl that is). Shame really, 'cus thats when it was still good.

    All the stories coming back now suggest it's more expensive than Pattaya, at least if you know what you're doing in Pattaya.
    probes Aliens

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    Downhill Sabers, similar to DD's whore mongering reviews, at one time we got photos of the tops of girls heads and descriptive details of the action, a few up panty & tit shots, now what do we get, photos of bar frontages, not even a bog shot of a stream of piss.
    Its all gone down hill I am afraid, I think DD's whore days are getting to be a fading memory.

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    I should take him to the Black Pearl. The girls there aren't at all camera shy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    I think DD's whore days are getting to be a fading memory.
    The thread has only just started
    Next stop is the Camel Pub and Restaurant, this place is nicely done out, loads of different draught beers, girls to massage you or help you eat your food, ie spooning it into your mouth, I assume they must get some really tired customers who just haven't got the energy left to feed themselves.

    Fish and chips with mushy peas.



    No babies on the menu and the bloodlust was high, so he made do with ketchup



    Damn I will be turning into a baby eater soon, I had a traditional American chili dog, damn good for 100baht.


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    maybe me eyesight is fading, but i dont see any mushy peas there

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    The mushy peas come in a seperate bowl and I wasn't going to waste batteries on taking a picture of green slime

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    awww wheres the bg pics that we have all come to love so much dd?

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    The fish and chips look like a decent lunch time feed.
    What did they hit you up for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Damn I will be turning into a baby eater soon, I had a traditional American chili dog, damn good for 100baht.


    Chili dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Nice phallic image dirtydog.

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    You speak for yourself.
    Mine don't look like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
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    Damn I will be turning into a baby eater soon, I had a traditional American chili dog, damn good for 100baht.

    That is just nasty. Looks like someone wiped their ass with the bun and then served it up!

    But I do agree with you, DD -- if the girls are charging those prices you might as well stay in Pattaya. Soi Yodsak during the day is a cheaper bet.

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    No piccies of the girls dirtydog? Mind you the one with green stripey arms isnt half bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter
    awww wheres the bg pics that we have all come to love so much dd?
    I am saving them for a new thread, it will be entitled something along the lines of "Whores getting naked at Black Pearl 2" fok me, you guys are missing out, just spent the afternoon on the darkside of Pattaya and Black Pearl was one of the bars we went to, 200baht per girl to get naked and swim, you wanna shag them in the pool you negotiate with the girl, one time they had a party there of 30 guys, took 3 days to get all the spunk out of the pool, now this is the place to go to

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    Whoremongering at Hat Sai Torng

    Anyway after a hard night of whoremongering in Ban Chang what better way to finish off the evening than a cocktail when your half way back to Pattaya, this is the Sea Falcon at Golden Beach, real nice place and real nice food, this place oozes class and they still let me in and our baby eating American brothers.

    Pina colada, was gonna go for the long island ice tea but was a bit too pissed already.



    The views from our table without zoom I might add.



    Attentive Thai waiting staff ready and waiting for our next drinks order


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    Next stop Boyztown.

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    Bang Saray Whores and Restaurants

    Anyway to save starting a new thread about a pretty boring Thai fishing village I will tag this one onto here, our visit to Bangsaray, this is about halfway between Pattaya and Ban Chang.

    Bang Saray is famous for its seafood, well sort of anyway, it has a lot of seafood restaurants so the only thing it could be famous for is seafood but as the entire eastern seaboard is covered in Thai restaurants that sell seafood I doubt it is famous, but you try telling the people in Bangsaray that, anyway lets meet jarvis.



    I don't know why we named him jarvis, but we got the Thai cook to pick out his eyeballs and torture him a bit before he cooked him, damn near a kilo of fish and 35baht per 100 grams, but we made sure he suffered



    Obviously I am not as cruel as that and decided to eat seafood that may have already have been dead, well I didn't name the prawns in mine, this was a sweet and sour prawn dish, pretty damn good for about 100baht



    This was at the Rimhad Seafood Restaurant, pretty good place if you aint a smoker


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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Next stop Boyztown.
    Fancy black pearl 2 tomorrow at about 4pm

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