Can you get a submarine to Ko Samet?

**colourful-era** · 11-01-2006, 04:41 PM

Not sure if this belongs in the travellers tales section but who knows?

Really I am thinking of 15 ways of getting to Ko Samet.

A submarine would be fun but not sure if it's possible from Bangkok - I know there's these yellow subs. in Pattaya so perhaps one could be booked ? - it would need to go up the river some way to collect me from the Klong Toei area though

Then there's all the obvious ways - bus , car , truck , motorbike , push-bike , walking , mini van and tuk- tuk . These would suffice in theory if one were to build a bridge - thus it is possible.

Animal transportation could be used such as horse , cow , buffalo or elephant - the beasts would obviously have to be whipped and made to swim across - a good feast would await them so not really cruel if you ask me.

Well finally I could always walk , run or crawl and then swim myself.

and yey, the easy way - fly - helicopter , aircraft (is there a run-way on K. samet otherwise I'd have to parachute out?) or even hot air balloon.

I think that's 20 - any more suggestions are welcome......

**Dougal** · 11-01-2006, 09:07 PM

Dig a tunnel?

**colourful-era** · 11-01-2006, 11:32 PM

that's a good one - didn't think of that !

could Jet-ski there as well....that would be a laugh

or just a normal boat come to think of it.

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-01-2006, 12:08 AM

Microlite?

Hang glider?

Unicycle?

Roller blade?

Roller skate?

Ice skate?

Ski?

Toboggan?

Snow mobile?

Quad-bike?

Tricycle?

Tandem?

**Goddess of Whatever** · 12-01-2006, 01:01 AM

Time machine

**Fabian** · 12-01-2006, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Microlite?

Toboggan?

What the heck is that?

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-01-2006, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by Fabian

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Microlite?

Toboggan?

What the heck is that?

Which one?

**colourful-era** · 12-01-2006, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Ice skate?

Ski?

Toboggan?

Snow mobile?

How could this be done? - does it snow in Thailand?

**Gerbil** · 12-01-2006, 11:43 AM

How about sending yourself DHL?

**kingwilly** · 12-01-2006, 02:18 PM

Segway (not sure how to make it a verb, to segway or not ???)

**Shrinking Violet** · 12-01-2006, 04:43 PM

Why not float across on the belly of a fat Uzbekistani?

**colourful-era** · 12-01-2006, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Segway (not sure how to make it a verb, to segway or not ???)

I no understan...???

**mrsquirrel** · 12-01-2006, 07:00 PM

Street Luge

A monkey manned dinghy.

One of thos sausage things.

A catapault

Just don't go

**Fabian** · 13-01-2006, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Fabian

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Microlite?

Toboggan?

What the heck is that?

Which one?

Both but especially I am puzzled about Toboggan.

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-01-2006, 09:41 AM

Toboggan

Microlite

**barbaro** · 13-01-2006, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by colourful-era

Not sure if this belongs in the travellers tales section but who knows?

Really I am thinking of 15 ways of getting to Ko Samet.

Got some time on your hands, huh? Me too!

I'd like to add: the backstroke.

Life jackets or flippers allowed!

**forreachingme** · 13-01-2006, 11:26 AM

itchhiking, 8 i king a longtail down the liver...

or buy one inflatable small raft at Big C

Have a good trip

**forreachingme** · 13-01-2006, 11:29 AM

hijacking a barge

Have a safe journey

**kenkannif** · 13-01-2006, 11:42 AM

More of a sled that Marmers ain't it?

I think of tobagons (sp?) as them metal things they have in the winter olympics (get Cool Runnings fab....great little film about the Jamacian (sp?) bobsled (same as a tobagon (sp?)???) competing in the olympics.

Jesus my spelling has gone to pot today.

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-01-2006, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by kenkannif

Jesus my spelling has gone to pot today.

You think you've got problems!?

Originally Posted by forreachingme

itchhiking, 8 i king a longtail down the liver...

What about him!!??

Originally Posted by kenkannif

More of a sled that Marmers ain't it?

Google seems to think that was a toboggan. Who am I to argue?

**machangezi** · 13-01-2006, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Shrinking Violet

Why not float across on the belly of a fat Uzbekistani?

I think they're called Uzbeks not Uzbekistani.

**Ijustwannateach** · 13-01-2006, 07:05 PM

Personally, I've never been able to get a submarine to do anything.

**aging one** · 13-01-2006, 07:15 PM

Steven, its damn good to see ya!! I dont care if this is off topic.

**mrsquirrel** · 13-01-2006, 07:51 PM

Personally, I've never been able to get a submarine to do anything.

What does that mean?

**Fabian** · 14-01-2006, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by kenkannif

More of a sled that Marmers ain't it?

I think of tobagons (sp?) as them metal things they have in the winter olympics (get Cool Runnings fab....great little film about the Jamacian (sp?) bobsled (same as a tobagon (sp?)???) competing in the olympics.

I have seen that movie, quite funny.

Jesus my spelling has gone to pot today.

What you mean "today"?

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