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    Help my libido

    I have decided it's time to take measures to improve my sex drive. I have always had a low sex drive but of late it has been none existent.

    It's time to take back my mojo and get it working.

    ANybody got any good ideas how to do this?

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    get a new missus, watch large quanities of porn, stop taking e and coke,

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    Try to limit wanking to no more often than once or twice a day. You'll find your libido picking right up.

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    I'm in the same boat as you quirrel.
    I believe we are blessed.

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    get a new avatar. i'm convinced this one is evil and is affecting your libido.

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    I knocked the E and cok eon the head a while back.

    I don't wank very often.

    The missus is fine I still think she is hot.

    I just don't have any interest in fucking.

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    doesnt matter if she hot or not - a new girl will breath life back into yer!

    then u can go back to ur missus with a renewed interest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    I'm gay the same as you quirrel.
    I believe we are destined to be together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    I knocked the E and cok eon the head a while back.

    I don't wank very often.

    The missus is fine I still think she is hot.

    I just don't have any interest in fucking.
    smoking lowers your libido, so stop that (if you do)

    but usually, a lack of libido is due to the lack of erotic stimulation a familiar woman tends to have

    do you feel excited by women you have not fucked? ie you libido is there but needs some erotic input

    if you do not even feel like sex with some lovely unknown, then you may be depressed and need to see a doctor

    but yes, stop all that wanking first
    I have reported your post

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    Bike riding has a detrimental effect on you sperm count and libido, take a taxi or better still the bus.
    Last edited by Begbie; 03-10-2006 at 08:53 PM.

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    Three men in a boat....I do believe someone wrote about us before, can't remember what it's called though...I think it was by one of those two wanky singers from Soldier Solder, a programme about how to stick two warmongers together with an alloy of tin and lead.

    My last google search was "cat penis"....I'm starting to worry about the mental health of me and several other renowned posters on this forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
    Bike riding is has a detrimental effect on you sperm count and libido, take a taxi or better still the bus.
    why is the bus better than a taxi?

    oh yeah i remember now - getting erections on the school bus - especially the back seat due to the engine vibrations.

    edit - and no it wasnt an all boys school and i was a pupil not a teacher

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    Naah, get yourself down to a private hospital and have your testosterone level checked. Take the relevant medicine and everything will 'spring' back to usual.

    Worked for me.

    But then, as Begbie said, I don't ride a bike.

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    Well you do notice that the two folks who can't get it up are Squrrel and CMN both of whom ride around on scooters. Compelling evidence.

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    /\ Yes, start taking steriods, that will do the trick, walk into any chemist in Pattaya, they are loaded with them

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    CMn told me that a vibrator up his arse sorted it out for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
    Bike riding has a detrimental effect on you sperm count and libido, take a taxi or better still the bus.

    yes, that is why I ride a bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    I knocked the E and cok eon the head a while back.

    I don't wank very often.

    The missus is fine I still think she is hot.

    I just don't have any interest in fucking.
    Are you over weight?

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    Nope used to be though.

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    Try a modest dose of testosterone. But read up on dosage before you start.

    Apart from increasing your sex drive, it will also improve your short term memory and make you more active and motivated.

    Dont confuse it with steroids, you dont want to play around too much with those.
    Last edited by Skulldigger; 06-10-2006 at 11:32 AM.

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    ooh where do I get a dose of testosterone from?

    Will it not make me more aggressive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    I have decided it's time to take measures to improve my sex drive. I have always had a low sex drive but of late it has been none existent.

    It's time to take back my mojo and get it working.

    ANybody got any good ideas how to do this?
    Turn on a porno video and have your wife stick her fist up yer bum.

    You may have lower levels of Testosterone.....

    Happy fisting.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Nope used to be though.
    A weed smoker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman
    You may have lower levels of Testosterone.....
    Or you may be just normal.

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    Is it the norm for blokes not to have a sex drive?

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