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| Thailands Zoos and animals The Zoos of Thailand and other wildlife sancturies. |
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Take small screaming girl with attached reptile and plunge into large tub of water, whilst holding girls nose, having told her to hold breath, a lot. (Helpfull hint = Don't tell reptile this.) After a few minutes extract the pair of them and shake vigorously. One of them should fall off. If not re-immerse. Increasing time scale. By this time one of the two might be turning a sort of greenish blue colour. If it's you daughter it's probably best to haul her out. If it's the reptile don't be phased the cnuts just having you on with his chamelian ways. Anyway, continue treatment to within a hairs breadth of daughters life. All fails drag em out and club the cnut to death with a big stick. Get wife to take daughter to docs for vaccinations, stitches etc. Educational outcomes for daughter; don't mess with slimy greasy bastards. don't let things/people touch you with their mouths It might look pretty but you don't want it inside you. Educational Outcomes for lizard; Don't get caught. Happy to help........
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| Pattaya Beach Last Online: 15-10-2008 06:42 PM Join Date: Oct 2008
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| I have a small gecko living under my computer desk and he's actually become quite tame. We leave him bread crumbs and even tiny bits of chicken. I'm worried when he grows larger he might bite off my toe while I'm working on the computer. |
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