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    Dogs on heat

    The faithful old mut has had his head turned and changed into a raving werewolf.

    Howling all night and pining for a bitch in the next road.
    He carn't relax anymore and goes missing whenever the opportunity arises.

    Any suggestions on how to cure this puppy love

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    Hand relief.

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    Take your dog to the bitch. Let them mate.

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    I see a huge market niche CCC develop a TINDR /GRINDR app for Dog lovers?

    I'll give the brand for free WOOFTA you know you want to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretchy View Post
    Take your dog to the bitch. Let them mate.
    Take your dog to the vet's. Get it neutered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    The faithful old mut
    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    to cure this puppy love
    Are you suggesting the bitch in underage?

    Let the misses enjoy a solid pole for once and as suggested above make sure it's videoed professionally. You'll need a sound man, a lighting pro, a set dresser, a best man, an art director, a CGI specialist and a finance man at least. Put an add here there may be some with an afternoon or so to spare.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Puppy love you say?



    And they called it puppy love
    Oh I guess they'll never know
    How a young heart really feels
    And why I love her so


    And they called it puppy love
    Just because we're in our teens
    Tell them all, please tell them it isn't fair
    To take away my only dream


    I cry each night my tears for you
    My tears are all in vain
    I hope and I pray that maybe someday
    You'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms (in my arms)
    Once again (you'll be back in my arms once again)


    Someone help me, help me, help me please
    Is the answer up above?
    How can I, oh how can I tell them
    This is not a puppy love


    Someone help me, help me, help me please
    Is the answer up above?
    How can I, oh how can I tell them
    This is not a puppy love


    (This is not a puppy love)
    (This is not a puppy love)
    Not a puppy love
    (This is not a puppy love)
    (This is not a puppy love)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Puppy love you say?



    And they called it puppy love
    Oh I guess they'll never know
    How a young heart really feels
    And why I love her so


    And they called it puppy love
    Just because we're in our teens
    Tell them all, please tell them it isn't fair
    To take away my only dream


    I cry each night my tears for you
    My tears are all in vain
    I hope and I pray that maybe someday
    You'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms (in my arms)
    Once again (you'll be back in my arms once again)


    Someone help me, help me, help me please
    Is the answer up above?
    How can I, oh how can I tell them
    This is not a puppy love


    Someone help me, help me, help me please
    Is the answer up above?
    How can I, oh how can I tell them
    This is not a puppy love


    (This is not a puppy love)
    (This is not a puppy love)
    Not a puppy love
    (This is not a puppy love)
    (This is not a puppy love)
    Farrrrrrrk I've woken up in Hello Kitty land

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    I’m always on heat. Old dog, old tricks.

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    She's double his age and a 1/4 his size.
    20180417_221113-1.jpg
    Problem is she's dumped him coz he didn't know what to do, now his brain is frazzled.
    Don't want to castrate the poor b'stard....

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    Use the Dog Whisperer technique bud, he'll soon get the hang of it
    Last edited by Dillinger; 27-04-2018 at 07:41 PM.

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    Let the dog mate.... Life is short and a dog's life is even shorter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Weirdo....
    As I said a professional video not a blurry shopped image.

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    Unless you're considering breeding any form of animal, get it neutered. We have quite a few animals, 3 dogs, 4 cats etc, and all are neutered. Our newest dog, who is now 2.5 years, I seriously considered keeping him 'whole', until when he was about a year old he started to leap on our (at the time) 9 year old neutered female Golden Retriever (with hip problems). Bit of a nightmare, but very quickly went away after neutering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Let the dog mate.... Life is short and a dog's life is even shorter!
    Agreed. I would support any campaign for "Doggy Fashion" really helps.

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    Gave the mut a life size teddy bear dog to hump, problems been sorted for over a week now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Hand relief.
    Beat me to it.

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    My sister's dog (female) now has 9 puppies. She's asked my help to give the pups away. I asked, how did the dog become pregnant, since it's always inside their gate? The answer was, the gate was left open during a celebration at their house - dog was able to escape unnoticed. It was in heat then, so wham! Three months later, voila! Nine pups!

    I asked my sis, why don't you neuter it, so that she won't have problems anymore? Turns out she already asked from a vet - procedure will cost 15k pesos, excluding the meds! That's a big amount for her, since she also has school fees for the kids to think of... sigh...

    Davis, you want more dogs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    That's a big amount for her, since she also has school fees for the kids to think of... sigh...
    ...sis is right...a vadge plug is cheaper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    a life size teddy bear
    You just received a new one for yourself eh? What are you calling her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    My sister's dog (female) now has 9 puppies.
    You should tell your sister to have a strong word with the bitch and take away her mobile for a month.

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