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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66
    . woke up this morning and went to check on monty and he/she decided to do a moonlight flit
    Have you counted your testicles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66
    . woke up this morning and went to check on monty and he/she decided to do a moonlight flit
    Have you counted your testicles?
    Are you looking for a date withnallstoke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt
    Are you looking for a date withnallstoke?
    Not with a geezer with no bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66 View Post
    well the final update.. woke up this morning and went to check on monty and he/she decided to do a moonlight flit. so my thoughts are it was just relaxing and digesting some grub. i'm actually missing our little chin wags and i suppose i will just have to go back to talking to the missus.

    patsy the dog is fine....
    Have you looked under the bed, in the rafters, in your underpants drawer? The sneaker fuker is hiding and will be back to take your bolloks (and the dog) - should've killed it when you had the chance!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66
    . woke up this morning and went to check on monty and he/she decided to do a moonlight flit
    Have you counted your testicles?
    yes, still intact and still rather large

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66 View Post
    well the final update.. woke up this morning and went to check on monty and he/she decided to do a moonlight flit. so my thoughts are it was just relaxing and digesting some grub. i'm actually missing our little chin wags and i suppose i will just have to go back to talking to the missus.

    patsy the dog is fine....
    Have you looked under the bed, in the rafters, in your underpants drawer? The sneaker fuker is hiding and will be back to take your bolloks (and the dog) - should've killed it when you had the chance!!!
    betty, as stated before monty was very polite. it's probably in the field next to the house, happily hunting rats. maybe pop back once in a while to chill a bit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66
    it's probably in the field next to the house, happily hunting rats.
    You better hope so. They like hanging out in sewers in Singapore, big rat populations and world record Python's captured there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66
    it's probably in the field next to the house, happily hunting rats.
    You better hope so. They like hanging out in sewers in Singapore, big rat populations and world record Python's captured there.
    Always love staying in guest houses where they put a brick on the toilet seat to keep the rats and snakes from coming in.

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    Monty might be on a road trip. I saw one in the field next to the house this morning. Looked like Monty.

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    ^that's quite a roadtrip, Davis!

    Snakes are sneaky bastards, Bazzy - this bastard will be back to haunt you; you'll see...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Got the makings of a nice belt there....
    I thought Bazza could go for snakeskin slippers since he clearly had that in mind to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66
    betty, as stated before monty was very polite. it's probably in the field next to the house, happily hunting rats. maybe pop back once in a while to chill a bit..
    Sounds a lot like owning a cat, if such a thing were possible. Fickle beasts cats ........... and snakes by the sound of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^that's quite a roadtrip, Davis!

    Snakes are sneaky bastards, Bazzy - this bastard will be back to haunt you; you'll see...
    think montys gone for good betty. iv'e been having mooch around, but he's gone on to pastures new..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thormaturge View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Got the makings of a nice belt there....
    I thought Bazza could go for snakeskin slippers since he clearly had that in mind to begin with.
    ...sorry cant find a งู emoticon

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    He's not gone, he's waiting.

    Check under your bed, that sneaky f*cker is around somewhere. You should have ended that evil bastard when you had the chance.

    Pack up your bollocks and get the f*ck oughta there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongarm
    Check under your bed,

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    And here's one that has eaten a lot of testicles recently.


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    Drat, I read the entire thread and still don't know where your wife's other slipper is.

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