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    i couldnt sleep knowing that thing was near my house.

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    ^ agree.

    It clearly wants to eat the dog... There is no benefit to having that horrible evil cold bloody murdering bastard near the house. I say let the local Thais kill it and eat it!

    They are bloody strong too, will easily make it into the house to chomp on Bazzer's knackers!
    How do I post these pictures???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    will easily make it into the house to chomp on Bazzer's knackers!
    Absolutely.

    If i was Bazzers knackers i would be crapping myselves right now.

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    Lovely creature, love to have him on my land and eat me bloody rats up. I got rats the size of freaking dogs.

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    ^ get a cat; they won't chomp on your bo-licks (unless you paste them with anchovy sauce...).

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    It does look pretty, from here, 10,000 miles away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66 View Post
    will wait till the morning and if it's still there will try to coax it out, and see if i can get it into the field next to us.
    .....but will you still be there in the morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore View Post
    Do what Slap did in the book.

    Scream and run like a girl....
    And then eat it !!

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    Geez..
    What a buncha pussies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flaming Carrot View Post
    It has found an obviously comfortable place and if its a female may lay eggs. Give it a little spray on the head with some water as its probably feeling a tad dehydrated. Understand snakes, they really are wonderful. It likes you already. Give it some love.
    Well if its a male its not likely to lay eggs is it!

    No doubt its filled its stomach and doing what snakes do.

    When it gets hungry it will move again to look for something else to fill the hole,unless he wants to catch a movie or take in another snake activity!

    Give a snake love and you need sanctioning,understand it just a primitive life form going about its business and your on the right track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ get a cat; they won't chomp on your bo-licks (unless you paste them with anchovy sauce...).
    Best of leaving the snake,takes what it needs

    Poxy Cat will kill anything it can for sport then shit everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    will easily make it into the house to chomp on Bazzer's knackers!
    Absolutely.

    If i was Bazzers knackers i would be crapping myselves right now.


    update day 2: me knackers are intact, and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere soon. i do hope it slithers off today as the bil might be calling around later, and i'm a little concerned the greedy bastard will want to eat it. it did move a little last night when a jingjok appeared, but he soon scarpered will upload the pic later...

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    Absolutely beautiful creature.

    It is us who have invaded their habitat so do your best to leave him be and soon he will need another feed and disappear.

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    ^ agreed
    ^^^^ betty, the snake is welcome to any cats that come around here, i'm in the slap camp when it comes to the conniving and sly little buggers

    anyway a few more snaps ....






    a very lucky jingjok on the left








    i think it's digesting it's grub and will venture off soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    8 out of 10 dissected pythons are found to contain human testicles.
    Just where do you get your facts, withnall?...

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    /\ in His Dreams!

    I just topped 3 scorpions in the Bathrooms, in 1 night. seems the rain has the critters on the move.

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    ^Snakes (non-poisonous) are ok but scorpions - fuck that! I hate those bastards.

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    ^
    i'm with you on that one davis. horrible little feckers.

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    ^Got stung in the foot by one once...don't know what kind it was, but it HURT! Foot got all swollen, red...it was nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    all swollen, red.
    Imagine what the snake could do to your bollocks.

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    One small point to remember with non-poisonous snakes (although some of you probably already know) they have an anti-coagulant in their saliva so it they do bite you the bleeding will be more sever than usual.

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    To edit my 10,000 mile away comment - I would have screamed like a girl screaming like a man screaming like a girl.

    But, to give you your dues, you are not poking it or getting the locals to kill it. Just letting it get on with its snakey life. And, hopefully, it will be on it's way.

    Otherwise, it needs a name. Alfie.

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    Alfie???

    My daughter named our last python Slither.

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    How did you get the slipper mixed up with a great big fock off snake ?

    Barry, Any chance of you giving me a foot massage ?

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    Thank fuck for the window mesh.
    My missus has a dressing gown in that pattern, arggg now there's a thought.

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