I dont drink beer me only whisky or tequila.Originally Posted by poolcleaner
I dont drink beer me only whisky or tequila.Originally Posted by poolcleaner
Very often AO.Is it good or bad??
YEPPI IAM AN ELITE MEMBER NOW.
good for you MHZ
I have noticed that people becoming elite members tend to post more intelligent posts
I hope it works for you
i hear so many ppl say how lovely beer lao is... don't drink beer myself so I don't care, just wanted to say how nice it is to see smeg post something positive - i just know one day he is gonna rush in here and post something like...
"oh my god I was on my way home from work and I saw this adorable little bedraggled stray kitten mewling in the gutter, and so I picked it up and snuggled the trembling tiny creature inside my jacket... I got it home dried it on my best versace bathroom linen and spoon fed it a few drops of warm goats milk and morsels of smoked salmon... then it fell asleep on my sofa - it is so cute and if it lives through the night I am gonna keep it and name it Sunshine"
and quite frankly I can't wait... I love warm positive ppl, me
Is that why me & thee are so tight, pet?Originally Posted by hirondelle
Nope, but I did see a newly born kitten that appeared to have been mauled by a soi dog earlier today. The back 1/3 of its body was missing, and it was dragging itself along the pavement leaving bits of its guts as it went.Originally Posted by hirondelle
Is that near enough?
^Shhhhhhh!!! Smeg I think you're on with Hirondelle - go back and edit that post to somehting lovely and mushy and you might get laid.
PM me for details on how to woo the ladies, I am an expert in this field.
LOL, smeg you seem much improvedOriginally Posted by Smeg
They champion falsehood, support the butcher against the victim, the oppressor against the innocent child. May God mete them the punishment they deserve
No Smeg, it isn't any nearly near enough... not even in the same galaxy as what I am aiming for... but I won't give upOriginally Posted by Smeg
*snogs Marmite* must be
^ boohoo hoo !
why ? why ?
Marmite?????
Shit! Now I'm in trouble!Originally Posted by hirondelle
*Puts newspaper over chubby*
^ waaaaaaaah
u dont have to rub it in!
I wont disappoint you DOC.Originally Posted by DrAndy
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