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    Home Brewed Ya Dong

    The principal ingredient of our Ya Dong (medicine preserved) is an unadulterated bottle of the finest Lau Khao.

    Alone, it has to be said that this is pretty putrid stuff, although the chaps at the shop swear by it, or rather it makes them swear whilst they're rolling around in puddles of their own piss, but to transform this apperitiff into a thoroughly palatable tipple is a very easy process.


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    Pour the lau into a suitable receptacle. Gagging may ensue during this stage, but rest assured you will soon be graced with a fragrant aroma..


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    Ya Dong = Thai Viagra.....soon you too can have the power of Eleven Tiger

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    Next we find ourselves immersed in amongst a gaggle of drunken farmers at the local shop where a 15 baht pack of Eleven Tigers Herbal Fusion Mix should be liberated.



    On the back of the packet are the dosage instructions, which read..

    Adult take 3/4 tablespoons (1 shot) prior to each meal

    I'm beginning to see the reason behind everyone walking about butchered of a day now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Pour the lau into a suitable receptacle.
    Anything plastic is not suitable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    Anything plastic is not suitable
    It's how we do, round here. I'm not sure the LK is corrosive enough to melt it..

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    ^^ or metal

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    I used to make my own hooch.
    1 open 2 cans of fruit cocktail
    2 pour them in a container ( xtra large plastic baggy)
    3 add shit loads of sugar
    4 add yeast extract 2x tablespoon.
    5 seal container
    6 put in a locker or wardrobe for 3 days
    7 check container periodically and if its full of gas, open and let it out.
    8 check every 2 days and allow to work its magic for 3 weeks
    9 Drink hooch
    10 seek medical advice, and never do again.

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    Because we've only used a smaller bottle of Lao Khao, weighing in ata humble 40 baht, the herbal fusion should be halved before adding it to the pot..



    Finally, drop the mix in, give it a shake about and leave it be for a couple of days before imbibing with an air of superiority, leaving quaffers of neat Lao Khao in your wake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Breny
    I used to make my own hooch. 1 open 2 cans of fruit cocktail 2 pour them in a container ( xtra large plastic baggy) 3 add shit loads of sugar 4 add yeast extract 2x tablespoon. 5 seal container 6 put in a locker or wardrobe for 3 days 7 check container periodically and if its full of gas, open and let it out. 8 check every 2 days and allow to work its magic for 3 weeks 9 Drink hooch 10 seek medical advice, and never do again.
    Sounds like you did a stint at Her Majesty's Pleasure..

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    If you are taking it easy on the liquor ie being a responsible driver or similar or not quite yet a real man you can mix that lot up with some M150 to produce the isaan equivilent of a shandy.

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    An alternative method of getting shitfaced without the hassle is to select your tipple from here.
    It's a much nicer taste too.


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    Mrs KT leaves it to ferment for at least 6 month,the fills empty M150 bottles and sells it for 50baht a bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bung
    mix that lot up with some M150 to produce the isaan equivilent of a shandy.
    many folk do with the LK..but I find any of those energy drinks sickly sweet and generally bladdy 'orrid.



    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    It's a much nicer taste too.
    I'd much rather drink YD than Black Label or Jack Daniels, or even Withnall's Wank Juice..
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Mrs KT leaves it to ferment for at least 6 month,the fills empty M150 bottles and sells it for 50baht a bottle.
    Using the same method?

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    She uses a jar at least 4 times the size of your one.
    As for ingredients not sure she goes to the Chinese herbalist in Klong Toey,i let her get on with it no real idea what she puts into it.
    But she spends nearly 1000 baht on the herbs,i do know its a family recipe her dad use to make it.
    She probably ends up with 2000 baht profit after she has sold it all.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    As for ingredients not sure she goes to the Chinese herbalist in Klong Toey
    Aye, she does it properly with fresh ingredients. Bet it tastes good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Breny
    I used to make my own hooch. 1 open 2 cans of fruit cocktail 2 pour them in a container ( xtra large plastic baggy) 3 add shit loads of sugar 4 add yeast extract 2x tablespoon. 5 seal container 6 put in a locker or wardrobe for 3 days 7 check container periodically and if its full of gas, open and let it out. 8 check every 2 days and allow to work its magic for 3 weeks 9 Drink hooch 10 seek medical advice, and never do again.
    Sounds like you did a stint at Her Majesty's Pleasure..
    Boarding school I was 13yrs old.

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    IT'S NEW YEARS DAY!..QUICK, EVERYBODY..GET FIT, GET HEALTHY, DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO THE HAPPINESS OF OTHERS, QUICKLY..BEFORE IT'S TOO laaaaaaaaate...

    Personally I intend to neck this fresh batch of YD for breakfast and stumble around the farmyard, randomly punching in-laws in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    IT'S NEW YEARS DAY!..QUICK, EVERYBODY..GET FIT, GET HEALTHY, DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO THE HAPPINESS OF OTHERS, QUICKLY..BEFORE IT'S TOO laaaaaaaaate...

    Personally I intend to neck this fresh batch of YD for breakfast and stumble around the farmyard, randomly punching in-laws in the face.
    You should practice sleep walking,have a little sleep walk tonight and piss on them.
    A friend of mine sleep walks has a habit of opening a clothes draw and pissing in it.
    His girlfriend doesn't find this amusing but so far has remained dry.
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    ^ I did that once in my teens. Walked into my bro's room where he and his girlfriend were sleeping, turned on the light and took a slash in his bin.

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    Do you need to put a snake inside ?

    Do you need to put a snake inside ?




    They have some with dead rats also right ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Breny
    I used to make my own hooch. 1 open 2 cans of fruit cocktail 2 pour them in a container ( xtra large plastic baggy) 3 add shit loads of sugar 4 add yeast extract 2x tablespoon. 5 seal container 6 put in a locker or wardrobe for 3 days 7 check container periodically and if its full of gas, open and let it out. 8 check every 2 days and allow to work its magic for 3 weeks 9 Drink hooch 10 seek medical advice, and never do again.
    Sounds like you did a stint at Her Majesty's Pleasure..
    That's what I was thinking. Bet he got the yeast from dirty socks and undercrackers.


    Yuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    ^ I did that once in my teens. Walked into my bro's room where he and his girlfriend were sleeping, turned on the light and took a slash in his bin.
    ha ha my mate Craig went up to visit his Mum and Dad with his (ex) girlfriend. He proceeded to get bladdered. He got up in the middle of the night apparently desperate for a piss and with a hard on. He broke the lock on his parents bathroom door, broke the handle on the toilet and then walked into Mummy and Daddies bedroom bollocko and still sporting the aforementioned erection.

    "Craaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiig"

    He went back to bed and immediately erased the memory. Needless to say breakfast was a bit frosty. He had to ask what he'd done. He said the drive home with his bird later that day wasn't too much fun either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stickmansucks
    Do you need to put a snake inside
    An eel will suffice.


    Quote Originally Posted by alwarner
    Needless to say breakfast was a bit frosty
    Father hiding behind his newspaper and mother glaring over the rim of her tea cup..

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    I think a healthy Ya Dong should contain the said eel plus a few gobfulls of grannies bettelnut juice squirted into the bottle by grannies loving puckered lips.

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