Results 1 to 25 of 25
  1. #1
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782

    Becoming a Thai Monk and Coyote Girls

    This is my girlfriends sisters son, he is in his mid 30s and has finally decided to do his 3 months stint as a Monk due to it being the rainy season.

    Now I was going to concentrate on the food first as I have some great pictures and videos of it, but I suppose people are more interested in the semi naked women dancers and the tiny bits of material they wear round their bums and claim that they are skirts.

    So first up I think he has worn his white Monks outfit all day, he did seem a bit out of it but I didn't see him drinking at all, there were about 1,000 people there in some school dining hall in Sattahip, yes I was the only white one, most of the guests were military or work for the local govt, the genius that sat next to me was in the Navy, hopefully not in logistics, as he got quite boring when he tried to explain to me that my 30km drive back to Jomtien would take at least an hour even if I averaged 120kms per hour, I was even thinking of trying to explain to him how this concept of average speed works, but it was easier just to agree that it would probably take me 2 hours to drive back.

    Getting greeted by the new Monk, although I think the coyote girls may have had his attention at that time.



    The donate your dosh for the party table.



    The coyote girls, they had some pretty sexy outfits.



    Well I wouldn't say "No."

    Attached Files Attached Files

  2. #2
    Member WhiteLotusLane's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Last Online
    05-08-2017 @ 07:51 PM
    Location
    at home
    Posts
    631
    More pics of the dancing girls pls!

  3. #3
    Thailand Expat
    Marmite the Dog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    08-09-2014 @ 10:43 AM
    Location
    Simian Islands
    Posts
    34,837
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Well I wouldn't say "No."


    *speechless*

  4. #4
    Thailand Expat
    The Ghost Of The Moog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    26-08-2017 @ 09:53 PM
    Posts
    5,626
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Well I wouldn't say "No."

    Why is this guy wearing lipstick and face powder?

  5. #5
    Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Last Online
    04-02-2012 @ 01:56 PM
    Posts
    109
    I liked the Coyotes

  6. #6
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782

    Becoming a Thai Monk

    Well I thought I should add to this and keep you abreast of the goings on, my girlfriend invited 2 of her friends along with us, as you can see one of whom wasn't suitably attired for the Temple celebration the next day.

    So as we got there, me knowing about Thai face and all that I explained to the girls to tell anybody that asks that they were my small wives, hell you would do the same if your girlfriend was as old as mine, anyway as we were walking to the main party the girls started undoing their tops to show off a bit of cleavage, how do you tell a 40 year old plus woman that there aint nobody gonna be interested in that without hurting their feelings? Anyway she didn't believe me and she took it quite well.



    Attached Files Attached Files

  7. #7
    Hansum Man!
    panama hat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Last Online
    22-03-2016 @ 01:08 PM
    Location
    South of the border now - thank God!
    Posts
    18,507
    What is it with those ugly-arse platform soles they seem to like . . . makes them look like they have orthopedic shoes on.

  8. #8
    Thailand Expat a. boozer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Last Online
    23-06-2017 @ 01:47 PM
    Location
    Ban Chang, Rayong
    Posts
    1,628
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post

    So as we got there, me knowing about Thai face and all that I explained to the girls to tell anybody that asks that they were my small wives, hell you would do the same if your girlfriend was as old as mine, anyway as we were walking to the main party the girls started undoing their tops to show off a bit of cleavage, how do you tell a 40 year old plus woman that there aint nobody gonna be interested in that without hurting their feelings? Anyway she didn't believe me and she took it quite well.


    And what's wrong with a forty plus year old woman showing a bit of bust (O.K. not the right thing in a temple!). Some mature ladies have a well kept figure that the youngster may well aspire to.

    Anyway, just remember that there is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

    And it is also worth recalling, that in general, older ladies don't tell, don't swell and are ever so grateful.

    This is not to say that I don't also appreciate the younger one as well.

  9. #9
    Thailand Expat
    Marmite the Dog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    08-09-2014 @ 10:43 AM
    Location
    Simian Islands
    Posts
    34,837
    I presume she's got a minging boat race, seeing as DD has cropped the piccie.

  10. #10
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782
    Actually she is very pretty and no, the picture wasn't cropped

    Quote Originally Posted by a. boozer
    And what's wrong with a forty plus year old woman showing a bit of bust
    Ahhh that is not a 40 plus year old bust, that bust is about 26 years old
    Attached Files Attached Files
    Last edited by dirtydog; 25-07-2007 at 11:34 PM.

  11. #11
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782
    I suppose we might aswell have a look at the food. The table with the start of the food, the whisky and coke.



    Duck.



    Spicy Thai salad with ham and hotdogs.



    Some sort of soup I didn't try.


  12. #12
    Have you got any cheese Thetyim's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Mousehole
    Posts
    20,904
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Some sort of soup I didn't try.
    Why didn't you try it ?

    I am sure you would have liked it.
    It's your favourite Kapock Pla
    (fishes stomach)

  13. #13
    Member Scooter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Last Online
    29-04-2015 @ 06:33 PM
    Location
    In a warm place
    Posts
    684
    I was a monk for one day for my wifes grandmothers funeral.All the boys and men of the family did it for the one day.Took me friggin ages for my eyebrows to grow back.
    As a monk you are not allowed to show any emotion at the funeral but when grandmother went up in a puff of smoke and fireworks I sobed my eyes out.Hardly supportive of me.

  14. #14
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782

    Monks, Food and Coyote girls

    Some more of the food and more importantly another video of the coyote girls.





    Attached Files Attached Files

  15. #15
    Member Up2U's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Last Online
    16-08-2017 @ 11:13 PM
    Location
    Pattaya/Vietnam/Cambridge
    Posts
    113
    Why are they called 'coyote' dancers?

    Just go-go dancers without the chrome poles, mostly.

  16. #16
    Thailand Expat
    peterpan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pleasantville
    Posts
    10,108
    amazing place, what other country has sexy girls dancing at a religious ceremony?

  17. #17
    R.I.P.
    DrB0b's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
    Posts
    15,535
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    amazing place, what other country has sexy girls dancing at a religious ceremony?
    I guess you've never been in the VIP bar in the Vatican.

  18. #18
    DaffyDuck
    Guest
    Wait a sec - as a monk you get Coyote Dancers for your ordination?

    Where do I sign up?

  19. #19
    Banned

    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Last Online
    03-06-2014 @ 09:01 PM
    Posts
    27,552
    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    What is it with those ugly-arse platform soles they seem to like . . . makes them look like they have orthopedic shoes on.
    20+ years the fashion. Still hasn't subsided.

  20. #20
    Banned

    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Last Online
    03-06-2014 @ 09:01 PM
    Posts
    27,552
    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Wait a sec - as a monk you get Coyote Dancers for your ordination?

    Where do I sign up?
    Phra Daffney...???

  21. #21
    Totemic Lust User
    Looper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 10:29 PM
    Posts
    10,461


    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Becoming a Thai Monk and Coyote Girls
    How come I did not get any of these at my first communion...

  22. #22
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782
    I am suprised people even look in the temples forum, we got some good stuff in this forum, there is even a thread of some topless woman in some Ayutthaya temple on here, and yes, I got the pics as I ran away with her screaming

  23. #23
    Thailand Expat
    Marmite the Dog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    08-09-2014 @ 10:43 AM
    Location
    Simian Islands
    Posts
    34,837
    Wat Putthaisawan if I remember correctly...

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    there is even a thread of some topless woman in some Ayutthaya temple on here, and yes, I got the pics as I ran away with her screaming

  24. #24
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782
    Marmite went and placated her ok he didn't he was getting pissed I think, Ken May was counting Buddha images, and I was looking for naked women at the temple.

  25. #25
    Banned for deleting Gallery
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    2,671
    Coyote dancers for ordination ceremonies are pretty low key, some families splash out, if they can, on a full blown luktung concert. The concerts are in the day or evening, can have 6-8 famous singers and 20 or more dancers. Been to many of these and the cost for the concert alone can be as high as 400.000 baht, which is a bit much if the person is only doing it for a few weeks.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •