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Chairman Mao

Always nice to go for a bit of a drive, so popped on down to the white sands of Sam Roi Yot national park in Prachuap Khiri Khan, and then the elephant ridden mountains that lead up to the Myanmar border behind.











Sweet... we're going to see some elephants.



There certainly be some motorbike riding roads in them there hills.







...and finally some elephants.



bloody place is riddled with them down there.



Then there was an elephant that looked a lot bigger/meaner/more elephant like than all the others standing on the road in front of me, like he owned the place...



Now as there's a sign up asking you not to feed them, they're obviously pretty friendly like... surely he wouldn't mind some fucknob in a motorbike helmet going in for some close ups eh...

I blurred out me bike coz I don't want any of ye freaks, pervs n weirdos stalking me, but other than that the next five pics are as they were in me camera.











Now when a wild bull elephant the size of a house charges at you at full pelt from 5 metres away, as you stand there in your flip-flops in the middle of nowhere like some total tool, it well, gets your heart pumping.

After first shitting meself, then getting a fair bit back he started going over to me bike, which I honestly thought he was gonna flip over and squash for a bit of fun.



He obviously fancied it as after a few minutes his knob grew to about the lenght of my body...



So just as I was about to be forced to sit back and watch my bike be forcefully raped by an elephant, suddenly a Hilux came along with some yank and his wife in the back.



They were saying that it's lucky that I turned the engine off as it really gets them angry, and they usually chase the motorbikes that drive past. So as he already had it in for me, it was agreed that I would drive around the blindside as they drove past, them already having scared it down to where it was before fucknob ran up to it in his bike helmet and sandles.



Ciao...

whilst driving out of the park I noticed a new sign had gone up.



all in all, not a bad bit of riding.