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    Smile A jolly fishing trip off Pattaya

    I was lured into going out on a fishing trip with the promise of loads of girls and booze... Only half of that promise came good...



    Up bright and early and we set off from Ban Saray with 10 of the dodgiest people I have ever met in Pattaya... These 3 were the dodgiest...


    Off we go...



    The bacon was on the go...



    One mate decide he had gone as far as he could with this life and tried to top himself by diving in the water in the middle of the ocean... In about 2 minutes he had drifted off into the horizon... ... The captain and his cabin boy did a good job in chopping the anchor line and setting off to rescue him... He actually thought that we were sailing away from him to leave him in a watery grave... (If we wanted to do that we would have put the concrete shoes on him first.... )


    Here he is once we got near him and chucked him a line...



    We let him climb back aboard as there was still some bacon to be cooked...



    Then we all took turns in shagging him as we were so relieved to have him back...



    This guy ate more than his fair share of the bacon butties...



    Anchored up off a nice bit of beach...



    The suicidal swimmer wasn't scared to jump in again and set off for a jimmy riddle on the lovely beach...



    We caught fuck all fish apart from a few tiddlers on the hand lines but it was a fine day out... And to make it convincing we even managed to go home smelling of fish....



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    Nice one- I see you're hanging out with some of the dodgy regulars at Noi's Bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Nice one- I see you're hanging out with some of the dodgy regulars at Noi's Bar.
    They are very dodgy and a bad influence... I'm not allowed out to play with them anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
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    Jaysus, that was short and sweet!

    haha.

    nice one !

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    Not even any fish photo's.

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    Looked like a boy's day out. Great pics.....notice to stare at pic #2. Seems to bob up and down with the boat at sea. How'd you do that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins View Post

    And to make it convincing we even managed to go home smelling of fish....










    So you went muff diving also ?

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    The one in the foreground is stuck in 1975.

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    What's that thing on the guys chin in the first photo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    What's that thing on the guys chin in the first photo?
    That's a skid mark....

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    where's SBF ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    where's SBF ?
    No girls allowed... We nearly grabbed 3 katoeys to join us for a party as they were on their way home from selling their bodies about 7 in the morning...

    SBF is 6 months up the duff and unable to bob about on the water anyway...

    She has fallen out with me due to the drunken state I got into...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    No girls allowed... We nearly grabbed 3 katoeys to join us for a party as they were on their way home from selling their bodies about 7 in the morning...
    I actually meant SlimboyFat....



    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    SBF is 6 months up the duff and unable to bob about on the water anyway...
    oh well, congrats then matey!



    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    She has fallen out with me due to the drunken state I got into...
    they do that.

    particularly when pregnant, hormones go fuckn mental!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post

    oh well, congrats then matey!


    they do that.

    particularly when pregnant, hormones go fuckn mental!
    Thanks KW... She has gone a bit daft.. She has just insisted on putting lipstick on me now...

    I quite like it though..

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    I quite like it though..

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