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    I found myself drunk in a bar ...

    ...the name of the bar was the "White Swallow" and it was in Guam back in the early 80s. Needless to say I wasn't made to feel welcome there. Care to guess what kind of bar it was ?

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    It sounds like exactly the sort of bar the pink poster NickA would enjoy.

    Why were you not welcome SK?
    I'd have thought you were young and firm back in those days.
    Most desirable.
    Last edited by ChiangMai noon; 28-03-2006 at 09:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Why were you not welcome SK?
    I've heard those gay guys prefer well hung studs ... I've always been a little half-pint

    They told me it wasn't my kind of bar after I asked them why there weren't any Filipina buy-me-drinkees working there.

    This was truthfully the first time in my life that I realized there was such a thing as a gay bar. It didn't bother me this little lesson but I skeedaddled outa there kind of quick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
    I've heard those gay guys prefer well hung studs ... I've always been a little half-pint
    So... tis true what has been said about the dimensions of the American cock eh??

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    I have gone to the trouble of finding you a suitable avatar SK.
    I hope you will use it.


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    That picture is me on the right and Macha on the left.

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    "I found myself drunk in a bar.."

    That's taking the split personality thing a bit too far!

    Conjures up an irresistable image though..

    SK: "Fark it's hot! Better get a cooling lager inside me"

    "Hmm there's a bar, looks a bit gay but WTF!
    Hmm seedy crowd indeed.
    omigawd she hasn't shaved for a week and, just checkout that guy pissing on the jukebox......heeeeyyy........that's me!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    That's taking the split personality thing a bit too far!
    You're damn good poolcleaner ... I was affectionately known by my young troopers as "Sybil" years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
    That picture is me on the right and Macha on the left.
    Morning love. How's it going?

    *who gave our private picture to taffy*

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    Don't call me taffy.

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    Oooopsss! I meant to our very own Welsh CMN.

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    That's much better Macha.

    One must always defer to the Welsh.

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    CMN. Please stay on topic mate.

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    ahh, ok.
    My experience of gay bars is rather limited, though my friend owns ChiangMai's first and only gay book shop.
    Does that count??

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    I'm not sure. I've only ever been to one other gay bar. Way back in 1987 I went to Texas to visit my family in Texarkana and my Mom and younger siblings took me all over town looking for my youngest sister. We found her in the gay bar shootin' pool. I hadn't seen her in about 8 years and swear she look'd like a dude. The reason she noticed me at first was cause her bitch was eye-ballin' me and she was wondering who she was looking at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    ahh, ok.
    My experience of gay bars is rather limited, though my friend owns ChiangMai's first and only gay book shop.
    Does that count??
    your "friend" has a strange job. What does he do with them, stack alternate books upside down?

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    I once mistakenly entered a gay bar a couple of years ago. Decided to stay for few minutes to see what they were on about. Left the bar puking.

    P.S: Very sad to see you red me CMN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    I once mistakenly entered a gay bar a couple of years ago. Decided to stay for few minutes to see what they were on about. Left the bar puking.
    all that gizm ya swallowed, hey Mach?

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    I've often taken female friends out to the gay bars on Silom. It's no problem for me and the girls feel safer not having drunken arseholes try to hit on them all the time.

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    You sound like a decent fella Marmite. Does that play well in Bangkok ?

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    He's big enough to get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    He's big enough to get away with it.
    Ooh err, missus!

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    He watched over my ass a couple of saturday nights ago. No gay bars though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I've often taken female friends out to the gay bars on Silom. It's no problem for me and the girls feel safer not having drunken arseholes try to hit on them all the time.
    I've been meaning to talk to Wally about that!

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    On Sunday night Butterfly invited me out for a drink. Where do you think he suggested? A ladyboy bar? Soi Cowboy?

    He has discarded the figleaf of ladyboy bars and wanted to meet in the "full-blown" gay bars in Silom Soi 4.

    We went to Tapas which in actual fact was quite tame.

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