OK, I'm bored so I thought I'd start a thread of my own.....
Due to a shift in client customer relations vis-a-vis the commencement of client (hereby and forthhence) conspicuous unavailability apropros my consultation on matters of scientific parlance henceforth..... (sic)
Well, to cut it short, I'm on holiday for the next 2 months, so I thought I'd write something about what I do to keep you lot entertained. Unfortunately I don't do much, so it might be quite unentertaining, but that doesn't matter, as you lot are bored and boring anyway and it keeps you away from the porn for ten minutes so you can clean the keyboard.
In a few weeks I will be visiting the land of my fathers (starnge, I thought I only had one, well, that's what me mum said), but at the moment I am here.
I guess I am already writing to myself as no-one had managed to read through that load of bullshit........
Today I taught me son a bit of reeding and righting and soon he will be as good as the Dog
Other than that I fitted a new socket and went for a walk to the park.
I never said it was gonna be a thrill a fockin minute, so stop bloody moaning (that's what i say to the wife when we are making the beast with two backs). Anyway, tomorrow is Thursday and that's the day i change me socks, so it should be a bit better.
I'm off to watch Reggie Perrin. I've recently been reassessing Leonard Rossiter's work and have come to the conclusion he is very good, if not very, very good.
Later
(and no mention of the love that dare not speak its name I hear you cry!)