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    NickA's Gay Holiday!!!

    OK, I'm bored so I thought I'd start a thread of my own.....

    Due to a shift in client customer relations vis-a-vis the commencement of client (hereby and forthhence) conspicuous unavailability apropros my consultation on matters of scientific parlance henceforth..... (sic)

    Well, to cut it short, I'm on holiday for the next 2 months, so I thought I'd write something about what I do to keep you lot entertained. Unfortunately I don't do much, so it might be quite unentertaining, but that doesn't matter, as you lot are bored and boring anyway and it keeps you away from the porn for ten minutes so you can clean the keyboard.

    In a few weeks I will be visiting the land of my fathers (starnge, I thought I only had one, well, that's what me mum said), but at the moment I am here.

    I guess I am already writing to myself as no-one had managed to read through that load of bullshit........

    Today I taught me son a bit of reeding and righting and soon he will be as good as the Dog



    Other than that I fitted a new socket and went for a walk to the park.

    I never said it was gonna be a thrill a fockin minute, so stop bloody moaning (that's what i say to the wife when we are making the beast with two backs). Anyway, tomorrow is Thursday and that's the day i change me socks, so it should be a bit better.

    I'm off to watch Reggie Perrin. I've recently been reassessing Leonard Rossiter's work and have come to the conclusion he is very good, if not very, very good.

    Later

    (and no mention of the love that dare not speak its name I hear you cry!)

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    Why didn't you use pink font?

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    Have you ever seen the TV play "If there weren't any blacks you'd have to invent them"?

    Rossiter was superb in it.

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    Is that poor las a 'leftie'?

    Leftism is taking over!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Today I taught me son a bit of reeding and righting
    Yes, your son will be good on reeding and righting.




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    nicka, you really have to beat it out of your daughter, yes you know what I am talking about, look, she is using her left hand to rite with, also she looks a bit butch, so you maybe should consider counselling for her so she don't turn into a lesbian or something.....

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    yep you're definately in the wrong thread here Nicka...

    i opened a thread for lefties already

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    Here you go.


    Now leave the poor fellow alone




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    I have to admit that I am getting a little worried about

    the education standard at my son's school.



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    Ah, yes the little chap is a lefty. I was going to say something about it, but I thought I'd see if any of you lot noticed. You all get an A for observation!!!

    At the moment I am killing ants on my desk, don't normally get the little buggers up here, but I must have spiilled something sweet on it 'cos there's loads of the little buggers. I'm using the finger crush method at the moment, DD, but I might het some of that nasty powder out later.

    ....................

    Well, now I've just given them a bit of spray, which has made me a little bit dizzy, and put some of that powder down so that ought to sort 'em out.

    Just off to teach the little one - let's see if he can earn some more gold stars today. His spelling ain't as good as yours yet, Dog, but he's only 3 - give him a couple of weeks!(the colour is for you, IM)


    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    Have you ever seen the TV play "If there weren't any blacks you'd have to invent them"?

    Rossiter was superb in it.
    I'll have to try and track it down, but something tells me it ain't gonna be easy to download it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goodness oh, What never?
    Yes, your son will be good on reeding and righting.
    I'll think you'll find that's reading and writing, Goodness, and that's the second lesson I've given you in 2 days, so you'll have to find some way to say thankyou

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    Thnx.

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    Well done Goddess, you're learning

    I haven't actually done anything today, so I'll have to fill the vapid expanse that is your empty lives with something........

    To show how gay I am not, today I was wearing a rather nice ensemble which consisted of a pink t-shirt and a sarong, rather fashionable in some places I hear


    Anyways my student has been studying hard and doing well I think....


    Well as you can see after many hours of hard work, Dirty Dog got his first gold star - he sure was happy to get it. I tell you Dog, if you carry on with work like that we'll let you use a proper pencil next week, that is as long as you stop eating the crayons...

    Whilst DD was busy, me little lad drew a piccy of Uncle Dog...


    Well it looks like he thinks the dog has got one round green tit, a pink triangular tit and a big brown muff, how very educational!!!!

    Anyone remember the chipmunks....



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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    pink t-shirt and a sarong, rather fashionable in some places I hear

    I recognise that tartan. Clan McPatpong I believe.

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    Made by me mother-in-law I do believe!

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    I can see this thread is on the slippery slope downhill and will have to be deleted soon, the next picture will be something like, "OH dear, my sarong fell down" it is all quite sad really, look nick, believe me no one is in the least bit interested in your crotch rash, well apart from hiro and lily maybe, so please just pm them those pics

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    Thankyou for using the pink font, keep it up

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    Gardening

    Today, I am mostly working in the garden.

    At the moment I am wearing only a sky blue towel and nothing else, I would like to show a picture, but it might be a bit too racy for some of the more conservative members of the forum.

    Currently playing on me DVD is Ali G in da USAiii or something like that. Funniest bit so far was when Borat sang the Kazhakstan national anthem to a stadium full of baseball fans.

    I thought I was bored, but writing this shit has turned out to be worse than sticking your beel end into a bowl of som tam - believe me, I've tried it - thought it would encourage the wife to suck it more often - she doesn't like its natural cheesy flavour, maybe I should wash it once or twice a week. I can see why Stuckman makes allhis crap up now.

    Ask the Poof

    Dear Poove, I dont want to reveel my identitty, but you can call me DD. My prolem is I is gay, but I have to keep up my manly imuge with me maits by shafting whores who I find revolting. I wood mutch prefer a big ladyboy up my ass. What can I do?

    DD, don't worry about your friends, they're all closet poofters too. I think if you give CMN a PM you may be able to arrange for him to put his big welsh moron up your virgin arsehole.

    Where's this?



    First person to answer gets a signed copy of my new autobiography!

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    ^

    Stab in the dark Nick - but I think it's Thailand.

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    I think you can get closer than that with a bit of detective work Dougal

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    Awwwwww....

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    It's Bangkok isn't it Nick.

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    Yep....but I'm sure you can get closer

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Where's this? First person to answer gets a signed copy of my new autobiography!
    Sukhumvit Soi 23?

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    Well done Marmite, I'm sure you're right, but, actually, I don't know the answer meself, so...erm.....yeah...you're the winner. Not being a David Beckham or Wayne Rooney type character, I'm no going to write my autobiography in the prime of my years, I shall wait until the twilight of my life before looking back at the endless monotony that will have been my existance and scribble down a few pages of tiresome drivel - but, don't despair Marmite, at that time, 50 or 60 years from now I will not forgot to send you the first signed copy free of charge, although I will expect you to pay postage and packaging upfront, now - if we say that it would cost 100 baht now and then calculate 5% inflation using compound interest, I think you'll find you owe me a figure of about 1867 baht. But I'm not greedy, so can you please donate this to the TD veterans fund.

    Ahh, well on to today - got up early to go to Chatuchak 2 in Minburi - it's quite a nice little place with all the things you can find in the main Chatuchak, but without any people! I met a nice young lady there and I decided to bring her home, I think she's from Mae Hong Son or somewhere in that area, she's not very talkative, but very polite - infact she's been waiing me all day....



    Sorry, I'm not quite into the TD swing of things yet and I forgot to take my camera with me to the market. There's plenty of nice stuff there, but I'm not really sure how prices compare to other places - I guess its a lot cheaper up north and out of Bangkok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Chatuchak 2 in Minburi - it's quite a nice little place with all the things you can find in the main Chatuchak, but without any people! I
    For fokks sake NickA , don't disclose such precious secrets here

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