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    TR first trip to LOS part 3

    Boy they don't like long TR's

    That night I don't want any embarrassing moments so I pick a different hunting ground.
    I end up at Catz. I introduce myself to the Pieman and have a sit-down to watch the girls dance.
    There’s one that keeps making eye conact and is really suggestive in her dancing, more than the others.
    She works her way down the pole line till it's her turn to get off the stage.
    Takes her about 40 seconds to make her way over to me and have a seat.
    I had asked Pieman if he knew of any 3 holers in the crowd but he didn't at the time, a lot of the girls were new.

    Her name was Gon and I bought her a LD and we had an interview. At first things went well I just wish they wouldn't lie just to get BF. Did the usual. Do you smoke? cim? You like boom boom? You like boom boom tood? You stay till 10:00?
    Yes, ok to all so I pay the BF and wait for her to change. I talk to Pieman and tell him she said she was up to the deed and I'd give him a report tomorrow.

    We're no sooner out the door and she says we have to go see her sister at another bag (hooters) to give her the keys to her motor bike because she can't take it to the hotel. Makes since to me.

    We're walkin and talkin and she tells me her mother had a business but she lost everything and now she and her sister have to support Momma and her little brother. Sad luck story part 1.

    We get to the bar and her sister's on the stage dancing. I'm thinking I should take Gon back and BF the sister.
    Her sister doesn't want the keys cause she doesn't like to ride the bike. They go back and forth for a while and she does end up giving her the keys, so we head off to the hotel









    Well at least this one I didn't have to go through the towel thing with. She just jumped in the bed ready to go.
    We get started and what I'm really in the mood for is just some head. It's been a long day and I just want to get off and get some sleep we can take care of the other business tomorrow.

    Or can we?

    She's workin it hard and wants to have sex but I tell her to just keep what she's doing she's doing fine.
    I'm usually pretty vocal toward the end but I notice that when I do that they have a tendency to back off and try and jerk you off to the finish.
    So I restrain myself and it makes it build up even more. Pretty soon I can't contain it and blow my load in her mouth. Remember I asked cim ok? And she said yes. SHE LIED!! She did not like it and off to the bathroom she went coughing and spitting and I could hear her gagging in there throwing up.
    Not that I’m mean or anything but it gave me the giggles.

    Sad story part 2
    She’s in there awhile and when she comes out she's dressed? She say's Have to go buy food for momma and brother and promises to come back. When I say? How long are you going to be gone? She says just a little while. But I need money. Now I should have paid her for a short time and gave the rest when she came back.

    Have you ever heard the expression "Guppy” that’s me. Like I said I'm tired so I let it pass. I give her my cell and tell her to give me a call when she gets back so I can let her in and she leaves.

    Well guess what 2 hours go by and no Gon.
    I'm an early riser so I'm awake by 6 and alone in my bed. 8, 9, 10, o'clock and no Gon.
    11 o'clock and my cell rings and guess who? She wants to come over and finish the deal, seeing that I already paid her I said hurry up and get over here.

    Sad story part 3
    Brother in hospital all night. Very sick. At first they thought it was bird flu but then they decided it was something he ate but they wanted to keep him for observation.

    Though I'm sympathetic to her situation, I'm also sympathetic to mine. I need to empty my bag as Tab would put it.

    She takes a shower and guts into bed and I ask her to start off with a smoke. For some reason she's not enthused with the idea but I insist and promise not to cim. Then again she didn't keep her promise.
    We get to the sex part and its going ok first her on top then some mish and on to doggy at which tome I reach for the lube and work it down to her tight little bung hole where she exclaims NO! I don't do that!
    I reminded her that last night I asked her specifically if she did and she said OK with her. She said NO1 I said I don’t do that.

    I don't know how things are here in Thailand but I'm not willing to force the issue and end up in the monkey house for 20 years or in my case life for pushing the point.

    I tell her OK no boom boom tood you finish with smoke. She doesn’t like the idea. But I tell her ok I tell Pieman you lie. She has seen me talking with him and thinks we may be friends so she complies.
    Once again I cim and once again she's off to the bathroom to do her little act.

    And here comes the punch line. "I need 500bht for brother"
    Remember back in part one I was saying about a girl I couldn't get to leave. Well this is it.
    I just tell her flat out NO. And the argument and the pouting begin, again she ask again I say no.
    She says 400? NO 300? NO I tell her "you supposed to stay all night and you left. She said she came back as she promised. I said you came back so you wouldn't get in trouble at bar. 200 no 100 NO, NO, NO!!!
    I have to work now! You leave. I go to the bedroom and start to work on my laptop, she comes in pouting and throwing a hissyfit and I get up and open the door and tell her LEAVE NOW!!!.
    And finally out she goes.
    Two things happened after that 1 I found a Stanly razor knife by the bed slightly underneath, and 2 the next day the maid come in to replace a bottle of scotch from the mini bar. I do not drink scotch. We argue about it for a bit and I insist I don’t drink it and there are no empty bottles around and she say's maybe lady friend take it. Well I can't argue with that and that’s probably exactly what happened so I insist that they remove the mini bar from the room so it doesn’t happen again.

    I want to end this portion on a happy note. After several days of searching I finally find Big C. and the 3 Soapies that are around it.
    It's about 2 in the afternoon and they are just beginning to open.
    I go in the first one and being my first time I ask the waiters or what ever he is what the deal is and he explains. there's abut 7 girls in the place and there is a stunner who’s giving me big smiles but then again they are all giving me big smiles and vying for my attention.
    I tell the guy I have to go tell my friends I'll be here for awhile so they don't look for me. This is a lie but I wanted to check out the other places before I make my decision. So it's off to the other 2 and I follow the same procedure. I decide on the first place I went and she's still available and I swear she's a 9+.
    I've done my research and I know what to expect. Well I thought I new what to expect. We had our bath that was great and I jump on the bed watching her every move and she is absolutely gorges. She cleans up and before she gets in to bed gets a little lube and put it in a proper place and she begins a nice slow bbbj. This goes on for a while and then the unexpected happens. She put on the condom and gets on top for a little cowboy, then a reverse cowboy and then some doggy till I finish. I wasn't expecting that just a BJ.
    I was very pleased. And gave her a 200bht tip.

    I will do a soapie again.

    And I'll keep these shorter. Next up a cute little 3 holer from Club Borsch

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    I would be worried about the stanely knife, why would she bring that?

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    I am sorry, but I can see that babe may have had a problem or two before.

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    ^Why, she looked like a virgin to me.

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    No comment.....

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    Grim.

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    I find it strange when you read these TRs (they're called FRs on bangkoktonite) that, just as teenagers have to invent a 'cool' new vocabulary, these 60 odd yos invent a 'sex shorthand'

    CIM
    BBBJ
    BBFJ

    I personally don't find the 'blow by blow' accounts the least bit interesting and therefore wouldn't bother posting my experiences in that manner. But I assume foto does find something enthralling in reading someone's retelling of last night's sexual adventure.

    Imagine a Mrs. Q TR..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirty old giffer
    Boy they don't like long TR's
    So, what does Tr mean.
    How can it be trip report in this context?

    CIM
    BBBJ
    BBFJ
    And what do that little lot mean.

    And why is her face a funny colour?


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    You ask a lot of questions CMN.

    The abbreviations are for sex services. It's considered 'uncool'to mention 'oral sex without a condom' perhaps they are worried about the site being blacklisted so it becomes a 'bare back blow job'.
    I find it so infantile.
    Newbies posting things like "Where can I get a BBBJ and CIM in Chonburi?"
    "smoking" is oral sex.
    His extended conversations and subsequent difficulties in getting what he wants is hilarious. Usually the mime is understood perfectly. And surely if his nifty catch-phrases continued to get him into trouble he'd take the time to learn the Thai word for it!!
    Obviously the girls see him as an easy take.
    Not that I would ever mention such things but I've never had a problem with getting a blow job with a girl I've only just met!!

    I wonder if he was attracted by her disturbing pallor.

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    I sure hope nobody actually shagged that thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
    I sure hope nobody actually shagged that thing.
    Come on man, the poor things got to eat!!!

    She's downright gorgeous to elderly obese merkins.

    You're obviously not as old as I thought.
    Pawtoo got a woody over her piccy!

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    I never shag anything wearing more than eyeliner. If they're painting their face they gotta be hiding something. I may be a Sailor but I don't like my women looking more weathered (or is it leathered) than me.

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    Imagine a Mrs. Q TR..
    Gee thanks, poolie, I just did. Don think i'll eat for a week!

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    what's a BBFJ?

    still , this guy sure knows how to pull the lookers!



    ...is that bare back fuck job?

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    What was the stanley knife for?
    To sharpen his pencil I would think-he is a very lucky man.
    Thailand has many fat geese.

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    Good one,storekeeper!
    I remember a couple of aussie mates going to patpong in the seventies.
    They visited the mississippi queen where an ageing ,saggy thai girl was dancing near them.
    One guy said to the other I wouldn't do her with yours,and other guy said-"she's my wife".
    Anyway said lady has been in australia for more than 25 years,aussie hubby returned to thailand,to teach school in the south.
    Her two girls,one thai and one look kheung are respectively a police woman and an officer in the airforce,both are married.
    This woman worked hard in australia and did a pretty good job with her kids,falang dad had fucked off back to song klah.
    Falang man no good!

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    I mean, it's gotta be a joke, right, with those pictures?

    *shudder*

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    just look at your avatar Ben

    now what do you think about her?

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    touche andy!!!

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    Either she has a fever or she just stood upright after standing on her head for a few hours. Also the prison-style self-tattos are a nice, feminine touch.

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