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    TR first trip to LOS part 2

    Day3

    The Journey to Big C
    I had 2 primary reasons for finding Big C. One I heard it was a pretty good Mall and two it was in the same vicinity as the Soapies. I’ll let you figure out which reason was the most important.
    I ask again for directions from the front desk and get some in Thaiglish and I’m off. Without a clue but I’m off.
    It seems like I’m walking about endlessly. For hours, I have no idea where I am but I still think its Thailand. I finally spot about 4 Caucasian men walking in my direction and hope they at least speak some English to help me out.

    “Hey can you help me out? I’m looking for Big C.”
    Sure do you know where you are? Haven’t a clue been walking for hours.
    Where from?
    Residence Gardens.
    One smiles and says “what’s your handle?
    Pfotoguy
    Hi, I’m Soi 7.
    Eureka! Not only have I found a fellow board member I found one that I had intended to hook up with. As a matter of fact I had found 4 BM’s. Also Emil, Bacon and Raylene.
    I had PM’d Soi 7 before my trip because I was interested in going on some walks with them and let’s be honest. Pumping them for information about retirering in LOS and finding a long term place to live.
    These guys were great. Took me under their wings like I was a long lost brother and asked me to join them on their walk.

    Let me say this. I have been a traveler since I joined the Marine Crops when I was 17. I’m almost 60 now. I’ve been all over the world. And in a lot of the States. I have never been made to feel more comfortable anywhere as I was in Thailand. From the Thai people to strangers on the street. Everyone had a smile and was willing to help the best way they could. It’s been a marvelous experience so far.

    We walked and talked for quite a long time and finally ended up at a huge electronic store Can’t remember the name, so I could find some cables to my lap top to hook it up to the TV in my room.

    They invited me to find a little Honey to take with me and spend a day in Kho Larn.
    Sounds good to me.

    Like I say I’ve walked for hours my feet are killing me it’s time to try out a foot massage.
    This will become almost a daily ritual.









    After that it’s back to the RG for a shower and prepare for the hunt.


    Hun.
    Well if I’m honest about this I kind of come off looking like an ass. But it is what it is and I think these TR’s should be a learning experience, good or bad. I started off my night at the Cherry bar looking for a certain girl who had already been BF for the next few days. I ended up at, you guessed it again, FLB and again Jaem brought over a bevy of girls for my inspection. I wish they wouldn’t do that it not only puts pressure on the girls but the customer as well. I tried to explain I wanted some time to sit and relax and I would pick my own but it just didn’t work out that way. Guess I’ll have to be more assertive in the future. I ended up picking a new little girl that had only been there 2 days.
    Her name was Hun. Mamasan sat with us and I bought a couple of lady drinks and tried to do an interview. Hun spoke very little English and I don’t even know if she understood the questions she was asking. The typical banter.
    Now I’ve been told that if there is something in particular you want or that you are seeking that is special to let the mamasan know and she will pick you a girl or explain what your requirements are.
    Because of the smoking incident or the lack of it there of I decided to seek her help.
    This is where it gets a little funny. I ask Jaem “does she smoke?” pointing to Hun and she just stairs at me kind of awkwardly. And I repeat the question. Does she smoke?” And Jame hold up two fingers as if holding a cigarette and says “NO She doesn’t smoke.”
    That’s not what I meant I say. Now it seems to me a Mamasan working a bar would know what the hell I’m talking about but I guess I’ll just have to play the game.
    Now I’m pointing to my crouch and saying “Smoke” Does she smoke? Now the Mamasan is staring at me blankly. Then Nods her head and says “Oh, up to her”.
    So ask her for me. They talk in Thai a little bit and Hun gives a giggle and nods her head yes.
    OK I pay the BF and we’re out of there.
    Up to the Blues Factory for some music and to let her feel more comfortable with me.
    She seems to be enjoying herself and likes the music we have a couple of drinks and we’re off to the hotel.

    I take a couple of pictures and it’s shower time.
    Now I don’t know about you guys but I do try to put a little romance in it with having some candles and some soft mood music playing mainly because I don’t want to be completely in the dark but not with a lot of lights on either.
    She come out wrapped tightly in that ever present towel and I jump in for my filth shower of the day for a quickie and it’s off to the races.
    I do the massage thing again and it seems to be working well although she does seem a little nervous. Well I get her over to the flip side and work my way down to DATY and it seems too go well and she seems to like it and loosen up a bit.

    Now my turn. This is where things start to go bad. I’m laying down she’s knelling beside me about mid way looks at my swollen member, looks at me, looks at my swollen member again , looks at me and says “two condoms”. If it weren’t for the Cialis in my system I would have probably gone soft at that moment.
    NO! I’m not going to put on two condoms and we argue a bit and to my dismay settle on one.
    I get it on and she starts and after about three ups and downs she pulls the condom off in her hand and wants a new one. Frustrated I put on another and the procedure is repeated. Not once, not twice but three times. Now I’m getting a little, ok a lot upset.
    Well I roll her over onto her back and play a little to get her ready she’s still pretty wet so let the good times begin. For me not for her. This is where it starts to get ugly on my part. Like I say I’m not too proud of myself for the things that follow. I start to enter her and she’s wincing and making faces. Stupid ass I am, so caught up in his own pleasure I don’t realize what’s really happening. The more I try to get things going the worse it gets. We try different positions with the same effect. I try kissing her to bring some passion into and she rejects that idea. Finally I’m really pissed I’m not getting my way (again) and tell her to get dressed and go the hell back to the bar, she no good.

    If there’s anything I hate it’s rudeness in a man, and now that man is me.

    She’s crying getting dressed yelling give me my money, I’m looking for the money, I did give her a 1000bt not that that makes my actions any better or excusable and send her packing. I get in the shower and try to cool down and contain my composure which I finally do. I go into the bedroom and get her towel off the bed and notice a large spot of blood on the towel.

    Now I know some of you will not, but believe it or not, I am convinced this is as farm fresh as it gets. She was a virgin. This was her first time with a man and I sad to say made it one of the worst experience in her young life. To her and her family I humbly apologize. To My fellow BM’s and my fellow countrymen I also apologize. There was and is no excuse for my behavior.

    I went in FLB a couple of more times before I left, the last time I was there Jaem finally came over and asked me “what happen to girl? She never came back” All I could think of to say was “I think she may have went home”.

    I would like to think some good would come of this and instead of becoming some hardened alcoholic bar girl, I’ll spy her in Big C selling T shirts or something. With a big happy smile on her face.

    I'm not posting any pics of her to protect her privacy

    Same night the adventure continues. I still don’t have a lovely for Koh Larn. I’m off to Cherry bar and meet up with Anne. We chat it up for awhile and I tell her at the beginning I butterfly. One because I am and 2 because I’m still looking to BF Noy when I get a chance and they work at the same bar.
    She says why should I go with you? You butterfly. I say how about I bf you for 2 nights and take you to Koh Larn? She says OK. And we’re off back to the hotel. It’s at this part of the trip thing start to turn around and get better. She’s a real sweetie. And she’s good at what she does and we have 2 ½ great days together. But I don’t want to break the 2 day rule and send her back to the bar after we get back from Koh Larn with a nice tip I might add.














    Day 5

    Woke up to Annie lying sweetly beside be. Gently kissed her awake and we had a most pleasant morning session. Then we showered together and got dressed and it was off to the pier to meet up with the rest of our troop to go to Koh Larn.

    I had originally wanted to spend a couple of days at Koh Samet but this sounded like a great day trip and the previous TR’s made it sound like a lot of fun.
    Latter on I found out that Koh Samet was booked solid all through my trip so I’m especially glad I took the opportunity to and would advise the same. It is a nice get away for the day and now possibly for a night too.
    We met and everybody got there tickets for the trip over. Don’t remember how much they were but it was cheap. BTY stay away from the boat trip vendors and just go to the pier and buy your tickets.






    May I have youe order please?








    For a small extra fee you can have someone torcher you by standing on you back and ripping your arms out of their sockets





























    We get back to shore and it’s time to bid Anne farewell. She's a sweetheart but I wan to try and keep the 3 day rule.

    to be continude

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    I think the tickets to Koh Larn are 20baht, the boat leaves at midday.

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    Forgive my ignorance, but what is a TR?

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    Yes, what is TR???

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOW
    Yes, what is TR???
    I thought it might have stood for dirty old bastard... but that would be DOB I think.

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    ^ 'Trip Report' probably.

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    Ahhhhh... I think so.

    Thank you Dougal!

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    What i love about this picture, is the obvious romance, feeling and legitimacy.

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    The two girls in the background seem to be having a jolly time.

    Isn't that Burl Ives?

    Last edited by Dougal; 09-02-2006 at 11:06 PM.

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    Well obviously, the best bloke was taken.
    They are simply waiting for the next best thing.
    They are bitter, bless them.

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    this is definitely bargirls.com stuff - not sure of the wisdom of posting your own picture on the net..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CE
    not sure of the wisdom of posting your own picture on the net.
    Don't know mate.
    I did and the phone has barely stopped ringing with offers of modelling and pornographic shoots in tropical locations.

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    Harry callin' and asking for you to send some cross-dressed pics hardly counts as Modeling, CMN

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    shame this guy doesn't follow up on his threads - I could forsee some good troll action with this one!

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    "torcher" lmao

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    There's a teacher's job for you here somewhere, gramps! Also, lose the pic of your gnarly feet.

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