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    TR first trip to LOS

    Well we'll give this a try, I'm new to this forum but I've been in some others. I should break this up into 100 little pieces so I can get on some of the other forums, Ha HA ok here goes.

    Foto’s Fantastic Journey or Folly
    Well it started as it does for many, a long, long flight. For me 20 hours in the air.
    There were some disappointments. I had got a Priority Pass Card so I could spend my, waiting time in a little bit of luxury but to my surprise the lounge was nowhere near my terminal. In fact it was 2 terminals down which means I would have had to go through security a couple of time and trudge through the airport with my carry on’s. Just didn’t seem like a good idea. Then when I got to Taipei their lounge was closed. As this report goes on you may notice a theme here.

    Day 1
    Ah Bangkok, 2:30 am. Bad points, Majestic Suites was a little hard to find even though I gave the driver a map, and the rooms are very small. Good points, it’s just around the corner from NEP. And Eden is about 2 blocks away. Easy walk.

    3:30 am, NPL. After my long trip I wasn’t to sure what I was up for but I figured at least a BJ. Took all of 10 minutes to find a sweetie for that. Actually she found me. It’s weird to feel shy at almost 60 years old. But that’s the way I was feeling. That and like a kid in a candy shop. So much to choose from.

    Her name was Poi, you know like the Hawaiian dish, I tried to explain that but don’t think she really got it, I told her it’s something you eat and that I like to eat Poi and that got a smile out of her.

    We did our little interview which mainly consisted of “you like smoke?” “You smoke good? “No condom cim?” Yes to all questions! J How much short time? 2000bt L. I say “Pattaya only 500bt” she say “this is Bangkok” I had to laugh at that. A little negotiation and she said she’d go for 1000bt. Well this is Bangkok.







    Most people are right they look better in person, Picture wise, Face is flat and shinny. I’m using an Olympus 800 with in camera flash and hotel lighting. Not the best but I was really Leary about bringing $7000. Worth of pro gear my first time here. So I’ll have to make do. I know one of the things I enjoy most about the TR’s is the pictures. So good or bad I’ll do the best I can Guys.

    She did the deed and she did it well. There was Xmas music playing and I tried to get her to hum Jingle bells while she was doing the deed but I couldn’t quite get her to understand. I have now eaten Poi in Hawaii and Thailand. I have to admit I liked the Thailand Poi better J BTW she was 35, 1 child, no stretch marks and no tattoo’s.

    Ok let’s try to get some sleep. NOT! Toss and turn but no sleep.

    0800 I give up take another shower and I’m off to MBK to buy a cheap 2 week phone for the time that I’m here. Get some directions and I’m on the sky train and on my way. 3 stops and I’m there.
    Bad news. They don’t open until 10:00.
    I see this sign and take a shot and a lady walks over and starts talking to me and explains that you can’t throw cigarette butts on the ground either. And since they started the fining the city is getting allot cleaner. Hey that’s what we need in Calif. That and if they “Cain” a few people it would stop.






    She tells me there is another mall down the street and I should go check it until MBK opens.

    There’s a shrine down by MBK so I decide to go down and take some picture and a Thai gentleman walks over and say’s “Hi, Hello, How are you” and shakes my hand. I’m thinking, OK what are you selling/want? To my surprise he dosen't want anything. He’s just being polite to a stranger in his land. He has a soi dog with him and tells me he has to keep it away from another dog in the area or they fight. He also explains about all the preparation for the Kings Birthday the next day and that the streets and mostly everything will be shut down for the next 4 days and there should be some pretty good deals to be had.





    14:30 still day 1, what time is it boys and girls? IT’S EDEN TIME!!! The reason for staying in Bangkok. There was no way I was making a 7800 mile trip to Thailand and NOT GOING to Eden. It’s early but I spy one to my liking right off from the left side of the line and ask for her. I tell her to pick out someone she likes to work with and she picks someone from the right side. Not MY first choice but I want two that will give me the best show so I go with it. Meet Chili Pepper and Nat.

    You know the rules so these are the only pictures.





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    Out the back, through the alley, up the stairs and into the loom. Chili Pepper informs me on the way up that, that’s her name because she’s so hot. I tell her “I’ll be the judge of that”.

    First things first. What flavor porn would you like in the TV? All look Thai to me, I tell her too pick out one she likes. I’m going to be more into the “live” show.

    Second its shower time so me and Chili jump in for a throe scrub down of all available orifices.

    We come out to play on the bed and examine the various toys to play with while Nat takes a shower.

    Let the show begin!! Well with out going into a lot of details, it’s all true. An experience to be remembered. Nat truly enjoys her work and loves taking it up her arse.
    On Chili’s behalf she did break out a condom slip it on 2 of my fingers and guided it into her little bung hole and really seemed to get aroused. I offered to break her into the left side of the line but she declined. “Just fingers”. I got off twice which for me is a challenge. But the girls were persistent in making it happen. 3400bht for the pair + 200 tip each. 3800 total and yes it was worth it.

    Now I’ve heard it said you can find the same thing on Soi 6 but how much searching and trial and error would it take if you didn’t already know some of the girls.
    In case some of you didn’t know the girls sometimes lie. It has been suggested that before you run them back to your room you have them give each other a big ole sloppy kiss. Tounges and all.

    Note: the whole story comes later but I’m having a hell of a time throwing a girl who wants more baht “For sick brother” out of my loom. We’ve gone from 500 down to 100 but now it’s really pissing me off. If things would have gone a little different she may of gotten more to begin with, with out having to ask. Any way later.

    Day2

    4 Dec. 0900. Jan is right on time even a little early to pick me up to take me to Pattyland. Jan speaks pretty good English which is really nice, we chat on the way about Thailand and things to see and do. Traffic wasn’t bad and it only took us about 1hr40min. She gave me a quick tour of Pattaya, Second rd, Walkingstreet etc. this was a very pleasant experience. You can contact lostinspace about pickup service. Again highly recommended.

    Well I get checked in to RG, no problem there. The room is nice and everything works.
    Now the adventure really begins. For those of you that have never been here there is a definite learning curve to getting around Pattaya. For some of us it’s probably a bigger curve than others.

    Were off to see walking street or at least that’s the plan. Guess I don’t listen well or I’m just dense, but down the street and turn left is harder than it seems. Guess I didn’t go down the street far enough and ended up on 3rd rd wandering aimlessly about. A couple of more ups and down alleys and there it is. Eureka! I found Walking Street.
    After a few hours of up and down the streets looking for bars with familure names from the board and in and out of alleys I finally end up at. You guessed it FLB.

    I pull up a stool and sit myself down, the place is almost empty because it’s early about 18:30 and the girls are just checking in. I’m trying to search the crowd for ones I have been dreaming about without trying to be to obvious Nook was one and Nuch was another. I like Bang too but for some reason she looks stuck up.

    I’ll tell you the one I’m really becoming attracted to is the little cashier Tam, why I don’t know. She just seems so bouncy and full of joy. Even though she is a green badge I might take a try at that before I leave.

    And then along comes Mamasan Jaem





    with a warm hug and a smile welcoming me in into the bar. I try to explain I just want to sit back and scope things out for awhile but she is persistent that I not sit alone and comes back with 4 girls.

    I like spinners so I picked the smallest one of the group, Ratee.





    We chat for a while the best we can…. This can be deceiving, they’ve learned the questions and can speak pretty good English…so it seems. With a little bit of prodding by Mammasan I opt to take the lady home LT. She wants 2000. We settle n 1500. + 500 BF.

    Rule # 1 newbie’s. DON’T ASSUME ANYTHING!!!!

    We go out and walk around, sit in a couple of bars Blues Factory and listen to music till I notice there’s something becoming particularly uncomfortable in my pants. WE HAVE WOOD it’s time to leave.

    We get to the hotel, I offer a drink, she says no and it’s me shower you shower time.
    For those of you who’ve been there you know, for those of you that haven’t its true.
    Getting the towel off is like pulling rusty bent over nails out of old wood.

    My method is to offer a nice massage, starting face down and removing it a little at a time. Yeah Right!

    Well I finally get her over on her back the towel still covering but no longer stapled to the body. Working on getting the legs spread far enough to start one of my favorite things. Dinning at the Y. I really love to eat pussy. Well I eat till I think she’s done, Sometimes it’s hard to tell. And I sunder up next to her and I figure it’s my turn.
    Again, Rule # 1 newbie’s. DON’T ASSUME ANYTHING!!!

    Now I will except some blame for not doing a more thou row interview. She doesn’t speak much English other than the 5 basic questions they all know what to ask. BTW when I’ve ask these girls where they learned to speak English at they all say “I read” must be the same piece of paper. When I asked about price she just stared at me blankly and smiled and nodded. When I ask her “you like smoke” I got the same thing. Now in bed with all anticipation I hear. “You want smoke now? YES! “I can’t smoke as she is pointing to her upper lip. What does that mean? “No can smoke” and points to lip again. Looks ok to me. I am disappointed and at my age I get off better that way than any other. But on the other hand she is young and beautiful and has a nice body so we have sex and I finally get off, btw I go to kiss her and get the same lip routine. And we’re off to sleep. Even at best in the morning session which is ok she is not a keeper.









    OK in all fairness to Ratee, when I put this up on the other board I got some PM's from other members that ahd sampeld her wares and said she was very proficiant and liked doing it. There fore she will get another chance in about 3 weeks. I will be asking if her mouth is in good working order.

    She is a really nice girl and was fun to be with and as tight as a drum. unfortunatly she was also not into Boom Boom Tood. but alas there are others that are.

    I guess I do have to break this up.

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    I will have to try the eden club oneday, although the gal on the right looks a bit chunky for my tastes

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    Fok..the Spanish Ambassador's gonna be right pissed when he sees you posted his pic here

    a bit of editing might save you gettin ur head blown off when you go back to Pattaya


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    Can somebody please explain what TR means, please...

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    It's a fuckin' secret code CMN and ain;t nobody gonna tell you because it's a secret from you!

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    I think now you know it's "Trip Report" if Dougal is right.

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    Ok, I am the only person that thinks this guy is an orrible dirty old bastard. These threads are a fuking embarrasment.
    I know we have DD's threads describing the wonders of the short term bar and i do have a seedy side myself, but bolucking hell at least they are funny. These threads contain no humour, sicken me. I hope pppfotoguy loses his nob to something gnarly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Ok, I am the only person that thinks this guy is an orrible dirty old bastard. These threads are a fuking embarrasment.
    I know we have DD's threads describing the wonders of the short term bar and i do have a seedy side myself, but bolucking hell at least they are funny. These threads contain no humour, sicken me. I hope pppfotoguy loses his nob to something gnarly.
    I know what you mean CMN!

    I'm as jealous as fok myself.

    God give me money NOW!!!!!



    embarrassment i think it's spelt,,,,,

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    Jealous as a jealous thing...

    embarrassment i think it's spelt,,,,,
    pedant


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    That is how i spelt it you poobag.

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    Isn't he confusing this board one of them other "sex tourist" boards? maybe he can't get a logon over t' FLB's site...
    After all this is 'Sex-pat's" hangout; fuckin' newbs.

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    C'mon guys!
    Cut some slack!!

    I lKnow you're happily married do-gooders now but it's only a couple of threads that you can ignore....

    We can't all be perfect the first time we post.

    You guys are providing the bulk of the 'enjoyable' factor here, stay the course youselves and otters will follow.

    Siam Square wasn't built overnight you know!

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    Damn those sensible niceties bringing my righteous presiousness down to earth with a bang and a half.
    Still disliking the tone.

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    I ain't got a problem with it just seemd to come from left field, ya know? Dudes welcome to post whatever shite he's mind to. Fuck I do it why can't he?
    But I like to see CMN et all het up about shit; gotta stoke the embers man!

    But you gotta admit; the girls are, well, ugly as mud fences!
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty -- T. Jefferson


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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    But you gotta admit; the girls are, well, ugly as mud fences!
    Aparently they have nice personalities...

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    MODS- can this guy not post in the same thread...

    .. or do I have to really go through 3 thread of this crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Aparently they have nice personalities...
    "You pay bar for me?"


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    Wow! guess I posted on the wrong board, won't happen again. sorry to offend your puratin sinces. BTW if the fist installment offened you so much, why take the time to read the other 2.

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    Did you look at the board? Offensive? Hardly. Man just not the usual subject matter presented in that way. Did you take the time to read the board before posting? Folks here like a bit of pussy and a rmp in a bar or two.
    What you've written here is standard fare on several Sex touist boards just not here. If you've lurked more than fifteen minutes I think you'll see that your postng style is, say, unique?
    If this board became a place where guys (like you) just come to discuss their "conquests" and give "trip reports" I sure there would be quite a few that would feel a bit of a loss has they stopped reading or posting here.. You're free to post, others are free to comment. it's the nature of the beast.
    BTW if the fist installment offened you so much, why take the time to read the other 2.
    Folks hereabouts' pretty inquisitive, intelligent, ya might say. Think they'd take the time to read most your stuff before commenting as they did. Really coulda been in a single thread same shit, different day, or BG or whatever was different.
    I still think you're a troll...
    The intentional misspellings give you up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Ok, I am the only person that thinks this guy is an orrible dirty old bastard. These threads are a fuking embarrasment.
    I know we have DD's threads describing the wonders of the short term bar and i do have a seedy side myself, but bolucking hell at least they are funny. These threads contain no humour, sicken me. I hope pppfotoguy loses his nob to something gnarly.
    I agree CMN. This guy is like those in Internationalsextourist. He is just a typical sex tourist, no respect, no values, no humour.

    It makes me feel a bit dirty to even read his shit. I hate it

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    Mmmm so what makes this bloke different to say DD or some of the other posters here who from time to time boast about their sex life with prostitutes?

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    Style? Just a more blatant sex tourism oriented approach.
    Kind of a "I just got here and I know all Thai boards are about Sex-Tourism" attitude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    I agree CMN. This guy is like those in Internationalsextourist. He is just a typical sex tourist, no respect, no values, no humour. It makes me feel a bit dirty to even read his shit. I hate it
    The only decent thing he did was post his own pic...so at least we can avoid him if we have the misfortune to run into him in a bar somewhere.

    It was originally posted on 'bargirls forum' where he appears to be a 'regular'.

    Shoulda stayed there IMO

    Congrats are in order though for CMN, William & the Dr for taking a stand against these humourless posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Ok, I am the only person that thinks this guy is an orrible dirty old bastard.
    Nope - I agree with you.

    Quote Originally Posted by CMN
    These threads are a fuking embarrasment.
    Once again I agree but whats the difference between that and some other threads on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Mmmm so what makes this bloke different to say DD or some of the other posters here who from time to time boast about their sex life with prostitutes?
    MM: I always thought DDs post were kinda tongue-in-cheek and a little self-mocking.
    These posts are 'conquest' posts...IMO altogther different

    He must have been into some kinky stuff if she called a halt half-way through and then returned armed with a stanley knife...he's probably lucky to have got away with his tackle in place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    I agree CMN. This guy is like those in Internationalsextourist. He is just a typical sex tourist, no respect, no values, no humour. It makes me feel a bit dirty to even read his shit. I hate it
    The only decent thing he did was post his own pic...so at least we can avoid him if we have the misfortune to run into him in a bar somewhere.

    It was originally posted on 'bargirls forum' where he appears to be a 'regular'.

    Shoulda stayed there IMO

    Congrats are in order though for CMN, William & the Dr for taking a stand against these humourless posts
    He may be a very nice chap in person!

    His mistake was posting a too revealing report about the ladies.

    I can only agree that the posts lacked humour. Maybe someone could go and rewrite them..........add a few larfs?

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