Thread: Asian Tales just for fun

I know of an expat that married his (Filipino, I think) housekeeper. Obviously was the laughing stock of the expat community....

long time ago.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Obviously was the laughing stock of the expat community....

Why dont housekeepers make good wives

One guy that I know ventured forth and had some fun. She may have been a bit more serious then he since they are now married and he has a Son. The funny part was he tried to hide the fact that he was marrying from his neghbors.

Hmm!!!! A secret in Thailand that would be truly unique.

Before in HK, my ex Boss married his filipino maid. Which I naturally shag when he is away on his trips. And as per usual, he had to get another maid. And since he lives in the apartment above mine. Advised her to clean my apartment. Which was embarrasing as she would recognise his wife's clothes at my place. Amusing. Poor sod does not know to this day. That the offspring probably mine.

Well lets see if I can get this going in the right direction, back in my Mia Noi days, had a sweet and I mean a real foxxy 20 year old. Had spent the afternoon with her. Hooked up with a bud to go have some beers well the exwife didn't really seem to think about Mia Nois that way I had it expalined to me by farrang friends in the know. So she was getting bitcher by the second.

We end up at the guys house and sent his daughter to go get the wife. Who came back with the message that I got myeslf there and I could find my own way home.

Well when I went home ther I sit thinking well lets see 38 year old bitchy wife, 20 year old sexy Mia Noi. As I was starting the bike.....................................

Originally Posted by ray23

Asian Tale/ or maybe a climpse at real life

It must be like the 13Th or 14Th Commandment or at least written some where:

Thou shall not dip thy pen in company ink

Short storey from an expat book that I read, but a cute story

Expat hires himself a house keeper. She is a beautiful sexy young lady. Turns out very sensual and active. Well he being a he just could not contain himself. So they begin the dance of the ages. Life between the sheets is wonderful after a few weeks he has no clothes that are clean any longer. They have been going out for dinner since her was no longer any food in the house. The bed covers were getting a very unique odor; the dust in the house was about an inch deep. Things in the sink were creating a new life.

So he says to his new housekeeper, you things are getting really dirty. She yes darling we need to hire a housekeeper.

Just thought it was cute and gives a flavor of the unique things you run into living here. Not bad just different. Welcome to a share few of your own, remember this is for fun

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My long time buddy says there's two rules to living in Thailand;

1 Never ever,ever take a Thai seriously.

2 Never sleep with the maid because then she'll want one too...