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    Pattaya Sea Sand Sun Resort and Spa

    This place is classy, obviously not for the likes of the TEFlers, it's about 12km South of Pattaya and has it's own half a kilometer of private road with security guards to get to it, yep no riff raff here, anyway I wiped all the mud off me flip flops and shook the dust off of my bumbag and I was in, yes I also was called "Sir" and saluted.

    This is actually a holiday resort for families and that so I wore one of my nicer TShirts, they don't like the Singha Beer Vests in these sort of places, I didn't bother asking how much the Bungalows were but I don't reckon you would get much change out of 4,000baht per night so none of us lot will be taking out vacations there.





    They got 2 swimming pools plus the jet jacuzzi section attached to the top pool.



    The restaurant I couldn't even be bothered to try and work out they had spent on wood to build the place. This picture is just one section of it.



    I had a Pinacolanda as they didn't do Long Island Iced Teas, no, you don't drink bottles of beer at these kind of places.


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    The beach is basically deserted, a few people were sat round the pool and that but this is the place to come for some peace and quiet.




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    I can feel the warm water gently lapping around my toes already - well either that or I've pissed myself again.

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    Just looked it up. Prices range from 2300 to 4700 baht

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    Did you go there on the way to Ban Chang?

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    I was actually thinking of going to Ban Chang but that will have to be next week

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I had a Pinacolanda as they didn't do Long Island Iced Teas, no, you don't drink bottles of beer at these kind of places.
    That's a shame. Now that's one hotel off my list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    and shook the dust off of my bumbag
    Is this resort only for gay's ?

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    Now,Now Flash, if you want a gay room just make a thread in the caps room you poove....

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    ^^Regarding bumbags bum boy



    Bum bags should be banned

    Now I challenge anyone to find an item of clothing more hideous than the dreaded fashion faux par of the 1980’s- the ‘Bum Bag’!



    What’s good about them really? They make it difficult to sit down, you look like an 80’s throwback wearing one and they are even easier for a thief to steal than a normal purse/wallet!!

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