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    Pattaya Beach

    Now if you have travelled half way round the world to see the beach in Pattaya you maybe slightly disappointed, the only improvement in the beach and sea here in the last 15 years is that there is slight less raw sewage floating around, what never ceases to amaze me is that people still go in the sea, yep swimming or jet skiing and stuff like that, anyway believe me that the only reason to come to Pattaya is for the night life, the odds are if you walk along the beach side of beach road in the evening you will be mugged by a ladyman, are you willing to get a police report for that to submit to your insurance agent? Would you tell your friends you got mugged by a ladyboy?

    Anyway I nipped down there this morning for the first time in about 14 years, the first thing that I noticed was the aroma, the aroma of an open well used cess pit that isn't working to well, it foking stunk, the next were all the Chinky type people getting out of coaches with the same color towels and heading off to the speed boats, fok knows what they were doing up at that time of the morning, probably trying to beat the Germans to all the sun loungers on Koh Larn, little do they know of the cunning of the Germans, I assume they sent someone the previous evening to put towels on all the sun loungers.

    Anyway the only reason to step foot onto Pattaya beach is to get a speed boat across to Koh Larn Island, and make sure that you don't get Pattayas feces infested water onto your skin.







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    I used to swim there, and always get some crazy skin infections the next day. I haven't touch the sea there for the last 6 years. Those chairs are fucking dirty. The whole place should be redone

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    These were taken in Pattaya about 3 years ago.





    And this is from the Dusit Resort about 4 years ago


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    So dd why were you up so early?

    Wet the bed?

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