Thread: Dubia and Tel Aviv in one trip. Advice.,...

^ well, thank you for the clarification, it all now makes perfect sense - I think the use of Charlie Sheen in your argument was the element that brought it home; logic, reason, drug crazed lunatic...

(Socal, you don't find Charlie Sheen to be just a tad insecure???)

Love your posts, Socal. It's hard to find amusement like this....keep up the good work.

Originally Posted by Koojo

And what the fuck would one do in that shithole for a week anyway?

Originally Posted by socal

If I play it right, I could get a reasonable hooker for a week.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh ya, in a place where the prostitutes have a huge choice of very rich Arabic men who come to Dubai to spend and to play in ways that they can't in their home countries.

Oh ya, you'll win them over huge.

I just remembered. As of Jan 1st of this year, all Canadians visiting the UAE need to apply for a visa beforehand and it's not cheap. It's over 5,000 dirhams.

^ I find that hard to believe.

Well, whether or not you believe it, it's true. I would post more info on it if Socal were a poster worth helping out, but he isn't.

Originally Posted by natalie8

It's over 5,000 dirhams

When he works out that exchange rate, he will be in for a shock

Looks like the old 4 knuckle shuffle for you then Socal

Get a room with a pool view

^ what's a 4 knuckle shuffle? Has Socal had his thumb(s) cut off??? Is this another cultural difference sliced at the Watford Gap?

Originally Posted by natalie8

Originally Posted by Koojo

And what the fuck would one do in that shithole for a week anyway?

Originally Posted by socal

If I play it right, I could get a reasonable hooker for a week.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh ya, in a place where the prostitutes have a huge choice of very rich Arabic men who come to Dubai to spend and to play in ways that they can't in their home countries.

Oh ya, you'll win them over huge.

There is a few groups of men that allot of prostitutes refuse to or rather not deal with. Arabs are one of them. I am sure they would welcome some time with a normal clean cut western man.

Funny. Now I am being taken to task on how much or little I will need to pay for female companionship. So do I get some cred if I swing a good deal ? That is what happened in Jamaica. Not sure that I got a whole lot of cred for that though.

Originally Posted by natalie8

Well, whether or not you believe it, it's true. I would post more info on it if Socal were a poster worth helping out, but he isn't.

You dont seem to know a whole lot about the place considering you live there. What do you do ? Scrub floors at the Burji tower ?

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Originally Posted by natalie8

It's over 5,000 dirhams

When he works out that exchange rate, he will be in for a shock

Looks like the old 4 knuckle shuffle for you then Socal

Get a room with a pool view

You can still get good value even if the nominal numbers are high. I doubt that Dubai girls are more then around $1200 a day for the average older dick head. I wouldn't pay a quarter of that but Im not an old fat sweaty abusive Arab.

I will probably have more issues dealing with the stupid fucking sex and marriage laws then anything else. No wonder they call it "Sodom with a ten year sentence."

I'm servicing a contract in Dubai and Saudi starting next month. Oh the joys.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by natalie8

Originally Posted by Koojo

And what the fuck would one do in that shithole for a week anyway?

Originally Posted by socal

If I play it right, I could get a reasonable hooker for a week.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh ya, in a place where the prostitutes have a huge choice of very rich Arabic men who come to Dubai to spend and to play in ways that they can't in their home countries.

Oh ya, you'll win them over huge.

There is a few groups of men that allot of prostitutes refuse to or rather not deal with. Arabs are one of them. I am sure they would welcome some time with a normal clean cut western man.

Funny. Now I am being taken to task on how much or little I will need to pay for female companionship. So do I get some cred if I swing a good deal ? That is what happened in Jamaica. Not sure that I got a whole lot of cred for that though.

You realize Dubai is all about the Arabs right?
And the p4p scene is very subtle.
There aren't bars all over the place with Hookers, in fact very few bars outside the Hotels.
You really are showing your Naivette.
You know people get locked up for sex outside marriage, let alone p4p.
Be careful.

yes, I know. Me and some Russian chic would appear like a legit couple. Do you have to carry your marriage license ?

Still...This sucks, dealing with this bullshit. Its a long shot.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

I'm servicing a contract in Dubai and Saudi starting next month. Oh the joys.

See, Socal - EN knows how it's done in Dubai; look at his subtle use of gay innuendo, you could learn a lot here...

Originally Posted by Koojo

You realize Dubai is all about the Arabs right?
And the p4p scene is very subtle.
There aren't bars all over the place with Hookers, in fact very few bars outside the Hotels.
You really are showing your Naivette.
You know people get locked up for sex outside marriage, let alone p4p.
You don't seem to get it.Be careful, Dubai is very conservative

Actually Bur Dubai is riddled with bars full of freelancing hookers, Eastern Europeans, Chinese, a few Thai, Africans galore.

You're being naive yourself if you think otherwise.

But the place is a rip off.

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

BTW the best way from Tel Aviv to Dubai is a land crossing into Jordan and a direct flight from Amman.

by bus ?

I suppose so, if you're a cheap c**t.

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by socal

So you are too insecure to pay for sex ? You need to chase drunk sluts all night just to stroke your ego and try and prove yourself ? My ego is fine so I will do some bar hopping for the fun of it but I am not going to blue ball it for too long just to stroke my ego. And like I said, asshole, hookers don't need to go to work on Saturday or Monday. For a one week trip, getting a hooker to stay with you the whole time is way more fun and practical. Unless you are too insecure for it of course.

Maybe it's me, but I fail to see any logic or reason in your 'argument'. Were you on medication (either prescribed or recreational) when you wrote this post?

Of course you don't, because you don't have the brains to think things through before you ignorantly spout off.

in·se·cureAdjective/ˌinsiˈkyo͝or/

1. (of a person) Not confident or assured; uncertain or anxious.

You are still not sure if you have any worth to the opposite sex so you have to test yourself by trying to score without paying for it.

Do you think Charlie Sheen has issues finding women or do you think he does hookers because they are more practical and fun ?

Don't be so fucking thick. He does hookers and porn stars because they're good rides.

You go to Dubai to make money, not spend it. Unless you're very wealthy of course.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You go to Dubai to make money, not spend it. Unless you're very wealthy of course.

Yep, why it's viewed as a holiday destination by the richer Brit Chav scum (footballers, etc), I have no fucking idea.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You go to Dubai to make money, not spend it. Unless you're very wealthy of course.

Yep, why it's viewed as a holiday destination by the richer Brit Chav scum (footballers, etc), I have no fucking idea.

No paparazzi. Most expats don't give a fuck about these jumped up little twats.

Although there was some Emirates stewardess who fucked some premiership footballer and sold her story to the Mirror.

She was fired and deported shortly thereafter.

Here you go. Dean Richards. He died in February at 36.

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Originally Posted by natalie8

Well, whether or not you believe it, it's true. I would post more info on it if Socal were a poster worth helping out, but he isn't.

The UAE Embassy in Ottawa has posted the new rates on its website, including a short-term (30 days), non-renewable visa that will cost C$250 ($249), a long-term (3 months) non-renewable visa for C$500 ($499), and a six-month multiple-entry visa for C$1,000 ($998), which allows for a maximum stay in the UAE of 14 days per visit.

Meanwhile, Etihad airways is offering visas for Canadian citizens at $68 (Dh249.7) for 96 hours, $83 (Dh304.7) for 30 days and $365 (dh1340) for 90 days.

In October last year the UAE had given a 30 day deadline for the Canadian military personnel to leave the Camp Mirage base outside Dubai.
The irony is that the diplomatic standoff between Canada and the UAE centres around airspace and the nations carriers.

I still might go but I have to say... Fuck their communist policies. The UAE is the essence of muslim hypocracy, it is the essence of western consumerism and debt fueled bullshit. No wonder they get Paris Hilton, that white trash whore to cut the ribbons at the place. How fitting. It really is Sodom with a 10 year sentence.

Dubai got into financial trouble in 2010 and they papered over it just like the Greeks did. The problems flared up again in Greece and I fully expect them to flare up again in Dubai. They will probably relax their communist policies when they get desperate.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Koojo

You realize Dubai is all about the Arabs right?
And the p4p scene is very subtle.
There aren't bars all over the place with Hookers, in fact very few bars outside the Hotels.
You really are showing your Naivette.
You know people get locked up for sex outside marriage, let alone p4p.
You don't seem to get it.Be careful, Dubai is very conservative

Actually Bur Dubai is riddled with bars full of freelancing hookers, Eastern Europeans, Chinese, a few Thai, Africans galore.

You're being naive yourself if you think otherwise.

But the place is a rip off.

I know a guy who works for Schlumberger that took a Russian sweety for the night for about 130 USD. He was a younger guy though. 130 aint bad at all.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You go to Dubai to make money, not spend it. Unless you're very wealthy of course.

It aint so hot there anymore is it....The nigger rich condo flipping douche bags have gone home with their tail between their legs.