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    Going to Thailand next month

    I知 going to Thailand next month for a business trip. Gonna stay around Bangkok. I also want to travel around the place and maybe meet some new friends while I知 there. I知 aware that Thailand is heavily populated with foreigners so I知 not that worried for my safety. I heard Thai ladies are very pretty and I壇 love to meet or even date some of them. What are your experiences in going to Thailand and dating there? What should I look out for (if there are any)?

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    Look out for Za

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    Dating.....?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ekeBrown View Post
    What should I look out for (if there are any)?
    Hmm. Cough. Well, bear in mind that many of the "ladies" are not exactly "ladies", or indeed even female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    many of the "ladies" are not exactly "ladies", or indeed even female.
    Many of the "men" are prettier than the "ladies' and more "flexible".

    How old are you, what is your daily expense limit, where do you hail from and do you like threesomes? Are you interested in beaches, beer and barbecues, Temples and Jungles or rice paddies and the odd tree or two?

    Any companion will call you handsome, whether true or not. Some lie. Smiling at you means nothing. Seek out Luigi's advice he has a stable of lasses available for "dates".
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Dating.....?


    PC for screwing.

    If you must remain it that polluted mess then a few dont's and do's

    Dont attempt to walk across a road.
    Dont hire a motorbike of get on one ever.
    Dont fall in love.
    Dont get on high balconies.
    Dont get pissed.
    Dont pick up females on the street.
    Dont do drugs or carry them or you may see the inside of a Thai prison.
    Dont insult people or do anything that might get you in a fight.
    Dont carry large sums of money with you.

    Do make sure any taxi you get in uses the meter, tell them where you want to go before you get in and if they stipulate a price close the door and try another.
    Do look at the local females Soi Cowboy is my recommendation but look in several venues and if you want to try the goods ask prices first, know what you are getting for your money, nothing is for free. There is long time which means all night and short time, wham bang thank you mam.
    Do learn a few Thai words so you can say simple things like hello, goodby, yes, no, no thank you etc.
    Do look at maps of Thailand and BKK so you have a rough idea where you are.
    Do use the skytrain and underground once you know where you want to go.
    Do invest in a hand held GPS to help you find your way.
    If a work mate offers to take you somewhere first make sure you are not the one who is paying then go with them but be careful.
    Do try Thai food, if you dont want your farts to burn holes in your underware, Mai Pet means not spicy.

    Some notes
    Thailand does not have a large population of foreigners unless you count Burmese, Lao etc and the pale skinned veriaty will probably not want to know you.
    Buffalo's do not get sick.
    Few grandparents or other family need operations.

    Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.

    Over to someone else.

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    Welcome to the Buffalo Board...Watch out for wanking members...

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    Wear local clothes if you want to be accepted by the locals.


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    Do Wear a condom and a Jathukam amulet or a very large watch,
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jatukham_Rammathep
    It's not necessary to seek Touts, Mosquitoes or Thai Ladies they will find you.
    Do explore, C Mai Krabi C Rai Nan all beautiful.

    Don't mention the wife in Japan or suntans,
    Don't pose on Bhudda statues or toss dwarves off balconies before dusk.
    Don't play cards with anyone called Doc or DrBob
    Don't play anything with men in Butterfly shirts.
    Urine drinking is optional.the sport of Earls.
    If your approached by Simon with a bucket full of Pies ask him to call base.
    Enjoy
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    OP change your plans and go somewhere else the Costa Thailand isn't actually Thailand anymore.

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    I meant to say,that if old Dr Bob gets ripped off by his Thai Partner there is no hope for anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Dating.....?

    I hope the OP stays wide of any advice a sex-pest / chancer Farang like you gives Jeff.

    I mean, if he starts asking for advice on how to get a job with a work permit here, or barfine prices, or where to buy dildos in Bangkok , he'd be no better than you would he?.

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    I think I would ring those nice people at Smooci, if I were you. They're advertised above. You will pay handsomely for a nice escort who knows the ropes, to show you around- and thus avoid the worst of the pitfalls. If you have specialized tastes, just tell them. I wager you will save money that way.

    Of course you could be a troll/multinic- in which case the advice remains the same. Except you couldn't afford it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    You will pay handsomely for a nice escort who knows the ropes, to show you around
    You mean if you pay extra your escort actually...escorts you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ekeBrown View Post
    I’m aware that Thailand is heavily populated with foreigners so I’m not that worried for my safety.
    First fail. Thais aren't all nicety nicety. Never drop yer guard.

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