Circle one answer:
1. Have you got white skin?
Yes / No / Don't Know / I'm Completely Mad, You Know.
2. Is Thailand the best country in the world?
Yes / No / Don't Know / I'm Completely Mad, You Know.
3. Does Thailand produce the most delicious food in the world?
Yes / No / Don't Know / I'm Completely Mad, You Know.
4. Are Thai people 100% jai dee and jai yen and suparb tee soot?
Yes / No / Don't Know / I'm Completely Mad, You Know.
5. You can speak English very good?
Yes / No / Don't Know / I'm Completely Mad, You Know.