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Old 04-11-2009, 06:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Reminder to self Never inject boiled bees wax into your knob

This story appeared in Thai Raith Newspaper last week (October 30th). I have not been able to find a translated version in the English language press.

The story (original posting วัยรุ่นลำปางพิเร ทร์ฉีดขี้ผึ้งใส่ จ้าโลกจนเน่าเฟะ - ข่าวไทยรัฐ[at][at]นไลน์) goes something like this..

Gullible young guy (21) in Lampang Province takes his mates (??) advise on how to increase the size of his manhood.

So this chap boils up a dose of bees wax and injects into his penis with a syringe. Initially there was an improvement in length as the wax hardened under the skin.

However after 1 week, the wounds became infected which lead to blisters and lesions. Surgery was required to cut away dead skin and remove the remaining wax. The patient now has to wait to see if normal function and feeling will return.

Doctors claim that this foolhardy attempt to gain extra length is very dangerous as it can lead to blood poisoning and even death.

Its enough to make your eyes water!
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Old 04-11-2009, 06:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thank you. Have made a note.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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To put liquified wax into the penis I find unbelieveable, as wax melting point has to be hotter that water boiling temperature. Therefore it a load of bollocks, or penis's.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You can get liquid candle wax now
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It is not that hot! They use wax to do bikini line hair removal.
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It's not hot wax as we know it. It's a chemical reaction. Are there any intelligent people out there ?
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You can get liquid candle wax now
But how can you gain length by injecting a liquid, other than letting it hang loose ? What use will that be ?
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Original article included photo of supposed boiled down bees wax.


No wonder it all ended it tears. (plus a (still) short, bruised and battered willy)
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^^I was assuming the guy is really fucking stupid and didn't think of that, I mean,,,

how smart can he be
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I wana see the "willie" with the wax in.
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I wana see the "willie" with the wax in.
Photographer probably didn't have a camera with a powerful enough zoom lens
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Hopefully he'll be unable to breed...such quality DNA as his is surely best left with its owner. Passing it on would appear to be a very bad idea. Darwinism in action.
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If he somehow does , will it have bulging eyes and wings?
Could be a future for it and the parents.
Charge a fee to see it and try to predict winning lottery numbers from the buzz!

RE. Pickeled pig, monsters egg, headless baby etc etc ad nausium

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I wana see the "willie" with the wax in.
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Wonder if he now feels a strange compulsion to do strange dances, and stick his knob into flowers?
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To put liquified wax into the penis I find unbelieveable, as wax melting point has to be hotter that water boiling temperature.
wrong.

fact.
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Beeswax has a high melting point range, of 62 to 64 C (144 to 147 F).

Remembering that water boiling point is 100C
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