Pattaya - Thai Woman bites into Belgium Man’s Penis following bust-up.

**dirtydog** · 15-05-2009, 05:08 PM

Thai Woman bites into Belgium Man’s Penis following bust-up.

In the early hours of Thursday Morning, Police Lieutenant Colonel Pongrit from Pattaya Police Station was called to the Pattaya Memorial Hospital to speak with a Belgium Tourist who claimed that his girlfriend had attempted to bite off his penis. Mr. Eddy Van De Velde aged 56 from Belgium who seemed remarkably calm received a serious wound to his penis caused by a bite. The alleged attacker, his girlfriend of one month was apparently angry over accusations that Mr. Van De Velde was seeing other women and during love making she attacked him and then left his hotel room. We understand that the wound to his penis is serious but reparable and for now Mr. Van De Velde has yet to make a Police Report following the incident; however Police have taken full details of the case.

Pattaya One News

**mediamanbkk** · 15-05-2009, 05:27 PM

Bet that hurt!

No nooky for him for a while... wonder if he will have a fear of blowjobs in the future?

**dirtydog** · 15-05-2009, 05:29 PM

I wonder if there is a word for the fear of blowjobs.

**teddy** · 15-05-2009, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Thai Woman bites into Belgium Man’s Penis following bust-up.

In the early hours of Thursday Morning, Police Lieutenant Colonel Pongrit from Pattaya Police Station was called to the Pattaya Memorial Hospital to speak with a Belgium Tourist who claimed that his girlfriend had attempted to bite off his penis. Mr. Eddy Van De Velde aged 56 from Belgium who seemed remarkably calm received a serious wound to his penis caused by a bite. The alleged attacker, his girlfriend of one month was apparently angry over accusations that Mr. Van De Velde was seeing other women and during love making she attacked him and then left his hotel room. We understand that the wound to his penis is serious but reparable and for now Mr. Van De Velde has yet to make a Police Report following the incident; however Police have taken full details of the case.

Pattaya One News

A Thai would never ever make a police complaint about this as too much face would be lost. Mr Van has no face as a whoremonger in Pattaya but he should be careful that his 'girlfriend' doesn't kill him before she totally loses her face.

**teddy** · 15-05-2009, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I wonder if there is a word for the fear of blowjobs.

syphilis

**BigRed** · 15-05-2009, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I wonder if there is a word for the fear of blowjobs.

dunno but my wifes got it

**dirtydog** · 15-05-2009, 08:01 PM

^Time to trade her in then.

watterinja · 15-05-2009, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I wonder if there is a word for the fear of blowjobs.

Deflation

**dirtydog** · 15-05-2009, 08:26 PM

Wheres scumpy when you need him, he would know.

**tuktukdriver** · 15-05-2009, 08:30 PM

"Girlfriend"...maybe there should be another term. Maybe something more like..."wallet parasite".

**Wallalai** · 15-05-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Mr. Eddy Van De Velde aged 56

Looks like 66 or more to me.

**somtamslap** · 15-05-2009, 09:55 PM

^ You'd probably put on the odd decade if your cock had just been attacked by a psychopathic yabba whore.

**dirtydog** · 15-05-2009, 09:57 PM

I feel sorry for the Thai woman, how would you like some old age pensioner shoving his limp dick down your throat?

**Fuzzy Bob** · 15-05-2009, 10:00 PM

Those Issan girls eat some strange stuff don't they.

pompeybloke · 15-05-2009, 10:11 PM

she just doesn't get the point

**mediamanbkk** · 16-05-2009, 05:35 AM

Thai girls tend to put ketchup on farang food don't they? Regardless of what it is, Italian Pizza, German sausage, Belgian dick! Alloi!

**teddy** · 16-05-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob

Those Issan girls eat some strange stuff don't they.

they love those mangda insects things that fly around them

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