Thread: URINE TROUBLE Group of British women held to ransom by armed Thai police

FOUR British holidaymakers say they were held to ransom by armed police after the loo at their Thai hotel was smashed.


Jade McInnes, Stacey Robertson, Rachel McFarlane, and Emily Michie claim they were told to pay 10,000 Baht — around £230.


The Scottish women say the gun-toting cops then bartered with them before accepting 6,500 Baht — around £150 — not to chuck them in jail.


The standoff came after the group of old school pals came back from lunch on Wednesday to find the manager at JJ Residence on Phi Phi Island pointing to the broken lavvy.




They insist the damage was done by a laughing maid.


Jade, 27, of Kirkcaldy, said: “We were in disbelief. We thought someone had broken in, but they were stood saying ‘No, you done this’.


"Then armed police arrived and threatened us with arrest if we didn’t pay.


"We didn’t want to miss our flight home, so we just had to pay it.




“We didn’t want to spend the night in a Thai jail. It felt like a scam.”


Jade, Stacey, 28, Rachel, 27, and 26-year-old Emily fly home today.

PICS HERE! https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/753234...broken-toilet/

bartered

Bargained!

See this dumb mistake around a lot.

Maybe they're all sun readers.

Ah, Kirkaldy girls, Bless them all.
I was based there for a year working on the IDC rig "Chris Chenery".
Hotel accommodation and daily chopper flights out to the rig under construction in the bay.
The nights were a wonder.

Back to the hotel, I can't remember it's name, a shower and a feed and then into the bar. The good girls of Kircaldy were like mozzies round a sweaty oik. It was brilliant.
The American I.D.C execs running the operation and construction were gobsmacked.
The wee young things were rampant.
Me, being a Brit was enrolled as the translator/pimp. I was 18.

What larks.

Originally Posted by misskit

"Then armed police arrived and threatened us with arrest if we didn’t pay.

Got stopped by armed police last time I was in Australia, driving a car.
Threatened with arrest for being a disqualified driver, wasn't my car, just a loaner, think the sun UK would be interested in publishing the story.

I see PB is on holiday again

Originally Posted by cyrille

Yes, the one on the left, awesome with chips and gravy.

So the fat bird sat on the bog, it collapsed and she was too embarrassed to admit to it. Understandable.

Who the fuck cares I would fuck them all. Most of TD is comprised of a few temperamental idiots.

Most of you old geriatrics can not even leave the house without a walker.

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

the one on the left

Looks so much more attractive in that pic than...

The toilet had an allergic reaction to the smell of the farts followed by explosive diarrhea .

Originally Posted by bsnub

Who the fuck cares I would fuck them all. Most of TD is comprised of a few temperamental idiots.

Most of you old geriatrics can not even leave the house without a walker.

You probably never fucked anyone, so obviously you would, but it's doubtful they would be desperate enough to let you

Originally Posted by bsnub

Who the fuck cares I would fuck them all. Most of TD is comprised of a few temperamental idiots.

Most of you old geriatrics can not even leave the house without a walker.

Pop over to Thailand ... they are awaiting you

Foreign Inbred Vermin.

I'm just surprised Greenpeace didn't push number three back out to sea.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Foreign Inbred Vermin.

Not like the birds on your porn links, eh Jeff?

Originally Posted by misskit

6,500 Baht

That is a fair cop and cheap at half the price.

The big lassie was backing out a kirkaldy cludgie-buster and the tiny thai toilet couldnae cope!

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I'm just surprised Greenpeace didn't push number three back out to sea.

They tried...but their dinghy wasn't big enough.

How the fuk did one of them break a hole in the ground

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

How the fuk did one of them break a hole in the ground

You need to google deep-fried-haggis kircaldy-khazi-cludger!

Originally Posted by Looper

You need to google deep-fried-haggis kircaldy-khazi-cludger!

I did and the search returned "Yorkshire Dialect" and "Outpouring Of Senile Septics"

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Pop over to Thailand ... they are awaiting you

I do not have to go to Thailand to get laid.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Pop over to Thailand ... they are awaiting you

Thanks David....if you hadn't quoted Snubbie (who I have on Ignore) I would never have seen this gem : "Most of TD is comprised of a few temperamental idiots".

I hate to be the one to break it to ya, Snubs, but with the way you behave here, you are definitely one of them !

Originally Posted by cyrille

Looks so much more attractive in that pic than...

Looks amazingly like pornstar "Ava Addams".

10,000bht.for a bog,plenty in homepro under 5k.didnt the manager fancy a feel,no 3 had plenty to offer.
is it a coincidence that all breakages happen when about to leave.