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    Sorry Dave, bad joke, so I've deleted it.
    On Thai prison Documentaries the British embassy staff always on the first visit to a British prisoner, bring them toothpaste and a toothbrush.
    Oh the irony.
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    Disgraceful. And they give the rest of us a bad name.
    Shoplifting has a very bad impact on the owners of shops. They would have to sell 10 toothbrushes just to make up for the theft of one, and still not turn a profit.

    I hope those tossers spend a month or two inside, or have to pay a hefty fine and compensation.

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    dum basses

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    ^tough times.....

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    caught stealing bread and food is tough times....stealing a toothbrush and cell phone charger...more like tardation

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    Most of the Brits I've seen have apparently never seen a toothbrush. Maybe they thought it was something they could plug into the charger and shove up their ass?

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    Officers arrived and detained two British nationals, forty-one year old Mr Joseph Hyde and forty-three year old Alan Loss.







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    • 12:15, 23 JAN 2010
    A GANGLAND money-launderer who fled justice to hide in Thailand has finally been jailed.

    Joseph Hyde was arrested in 2007 on suspicion of drugs and weapons offences.
    But while on bail for that he went on the run to a bolthole in the Far East.
    And thousands of pounds of cocaine cash from Tyneside was sent to him which he used to pay off a debt to his underworld bosses.
    Newcastle Crown Court heard when Hyde tried to put an end to the money-laundering scam he was visited by hardmen who broke both his legs.
    Now, the 34-year-old has been locked up for three-and-a-half years after he admitted money-laundering and the charges from 2007 of possessing a pepper spray and drugs.
    Jailing him, Judge Beatrice Bolton told him: “You got yourself involved to a serious degree in transferring drugs money out of this country and into Thailand where you spent a great deal of time.
    “I don’t know the truth behind this but I sentence you on the basis you were commissioned by another person and it seems you were as you had your ankles broken by others.
    “Nevertheless you were involved in the importation of a large amount of money to Thailand which you passed on to others.”
    Hyde, formerly of Rembrandt Avenue, South Shields, had been arrested in March 2007 after a search of his home found ampules of testosterone, pepper spray and around £3,000.
    When bailed for that he took his opportunity to flee to Thailand in an effort to evade justice.
    But investigations continued, leading to the arrest and eventual imprisonment of four of his underworld associates for drugs offences.
    Checks showed large sums of drugs money had been sent to Hyde in Thailand via Western Union and Fed Ex, in total around £55,000.
    Hyde said he had borrowed £20,000 and planned to pay it back once he received compensation having been the victim of a crime.
    However, that money never materialised and he says he was asked to go to Thailand to receive the drugs money to help pay off his debts.
    Stephen Duffield, defending, said: “He did not receive the benefit of that money, he got £100 per £1000 that passed through his hands in reduction of the £20,000 debt.
    “His responsibility was then to pass on the money to another but there came a stage where he refused to do this any more and retribution was exacted and he had both his legs fractured.”
    The court heard he then fled to lie low in a remote part of Thailand where his then wife’s family came from.
    He eventually realised he would have to face the music in the UK but didn’t have a visa and ended up in a Thai jail for six weeks before he was brought back here last year.
    Gangland drugs money-launderer finally jailed - Chronicle Live
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    What a twat.
    And what an embarrassment to us all.
    Shoplifting for a toothbrush FFS.
    My how the mighty have fallen.
    He couldn't even get that right.

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    The guy in the cap looks like some lowlife chav scag head

    So now I'm sure the Thai cops will know about this and kick him out persona non grata?

    Until I read that he's been booted out, I'll assume he'll got out of this one.

    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101
    My how the mighty have fallen.
    Wonder what his cronies back home will think of this latest coup. I bet he told them he was living it up

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    mental floss, the Karmechanics grease

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    OK let's just agree that Pattaya is a purpose built toilet bowl / scum receptacle and that by definition anyone drifitng or residing there is the equivalent of human excrement.
    Where does the Gent reside?

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    Circling the drain.

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    There used to be a Scottish english teacher I worked with who stole smoked salmon & caviar from Villa supermarket to order

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    A Scottish English teacher ? ,




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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
    Scottish English teacher ?
    Doric Colm

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    Not forgetting the infamous bacon gangs of the 90's.

    Four up in a Fiat Panda touring all the supermarkets on a regular basis wearing various different hats and disguises.

    Sold to all the expat pubs and restaurants.

    Full time well paid criminal occupation.

    Then there was the sausage gangs......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    A direct benefit of the 2008 crash, the introduction of immigration controls ceasing visa running, and the fall in the £'s value, now exacerbated by Brexit, is that the tattooed, fat-bellied, slap headed, lower end trash that infests the UK, and previously visited Thailand for its erstwhile cheap whoring and alcoholism, no longer is a significant demographic.

    This pair of 40-something no-hopers, replete in their puerile sports wear, baseball cap and tattoos, really are quite unusual. Soi Buakao is a ghastly place full of mongers, cheap caffs and grotty beer bars but I understand Bumbumboy was well known there and indeed I gather his photograph appears in one establishment.

    Har, har.
    It's probably you in that pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    They're probably petty thieves with outstanding warrants who have spent their lower end drug dealing profits and benefit money, and are overstayers without the means to return to Blighty.
    Credit where credits due , you got that right.
    Your inside knowledge of the neighbourhood is astounding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    procelin sides of the bowel
    porcelain...bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    What any red blooded male wants 'round about midnight in Pattaya.

    To shoplift a toothbrush.
    Clearly in bad taste.

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    Smells fishy.

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    Rotten scum I'd say.

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    Can't say where exactly they are from but judging by thier nickers they are on the same team.

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    Maybe their wives sent them out to do it
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