Thread: Tourist Performs Oral Sex in Public on Pattaya Songkran Reveler

If everyone else uses a condom (not the same one, mind), then I should be safe riding bareback and can floss my teeth in her bush with impunity...

There was a nympho BG I used to go down on, well she did beg for it up the bum, I used to lick that as well, happy days

^^ Ahhaaa ! Now emergenth the truth .

Only takes one non PC post for the facts to raise their pus ridden snouts.
I would NEVER go down on some filthy prossies minge what an a disgusting thought.
Suckers ...

104 posts because some lowlife went down on another lowlife.
Not that theres anything with it.

Why does even a Soi 6 BG's minge smell better than a western girls minge? One of life's unsolved mysteries.

Didn't Sean Connery have something to say about Chinese girls tasting different?

They do - hardly any scent at all. Certainly not like your average white bird with a snatch that smells like the waste bins behind a tuna canning factory.

Definitely correct about the hygeine part. In the UK, taking a shower when you know 'it' will happen is seen as a passion killer.

Nothing like the passion killer that'll follow should the first passion killer be ignored

Originally Posted by pseudolus

your average white bird with a snatch that smells like the waste bins behind a tuna canning factory.

Or that really pongy cheese.

I wonder how they'd react if we nibbled from a box of crackers, as we yodelled down the canyon ? Just as a non-verbal way of saying : "Change your diet, you smelly tart" !

Originally Posted by taxexile

Given that Thai men, much to the disappointment of their womenfolk, are reputedly reluctant to perform this act, this video, illustrating the unbridled enthusiasm shown by the falang for cunnilingus should have Thai women literally frothing at the gash and seeking out falang men to satisfy their cravings.

Be careful out on the streets there

There was a fat Thai bird on Facebook today offering 100,000 baht for a lickin

Got a link? I could do with that

Originally Posted by Dillinger

There was a fat Thai bird...

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Got a link? I could do with that

Wrong gender for you, xanax.

Pension a bit tight these days it it?

^^ Heh...

Ben Bartanyi arrested in Thailand after video 'shows man performing sex act in public' | Daily Mail Online

shonky bloody reporting in on this story - Forced? These fuckers didn't watch the video and are trying to make out she was a victim?

One of the comments from that^

Scottish London Girl, Glasgow, United Kingdom, about 21 hours ago
When I lived in London, I had my heart broken by a Celtic FC supporting, 6ft 2", Scottish guy with a shaved head & bright green eyes, who travelled to Pattaya with mutual male, work colleagues, two weeks after we got to together, having pursued me for months. I didn't know of Pattaya's reputation then. I found out the day he flew out & was fit to be tied. He returned & could not look me in the face. At work, I heard what he & the others got up to there. My humiliation was complete. NEVER trust a guy who has been to Pattaya.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

NEVER trust a guy who has been to Pattaya.

Not even a guy who has lived there?

^ Especially so...Heh...

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Got a link? I could do with that

She from the Dark Side?...

Originally Posted by pseudolus

They do - hardly any scent at all. Certainly not like your average white bird with a snatch that smells like the waste bins behind a tuna canning factory.

Thai's girls don't smell because they shove the bum gun up their box everytime they go to the toilet ,

Originally Posted by Dillinger

One of the comments from that^

Scottish guy with a shaved head & bright green eyes


having pursued me for months.



He returned & could not look me in the face.

At work, I heard what he & the others got up to there.

NEVER trust a guy who has been to Pattaya.

Why do I not smpathise with the white bitch?
Wonder if she was a looker or fit, doubt it somehow

Sounds like the guy got his plates of meat well under the table on that trip
Good man!

^^ If you're lucky, she'll tear it off the wall when she leaves...