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    Vaginal Fix Herb A Feature Of Thai Health Expo

    Vaginal Fix Herb A Feature Of Thai Health Expo

    Bangkok Post
    August 20, 2014
    Writer: Online Reporters

    An expo to promote Thai herbs and traditional medicine next month will showcase use of a herb that can help repair vaginal slackness after giving birth.

    The 11st National Herb Expo 2014 will be held at Impact Muang Thong Thani from Sept 3 to 7.

    It will feature different herbal treatment products for women, and one of the highlights will be the use of hee yum grass (หญ้า ฮี ยุ่ม), also known as vaginal repair grass, Tawatchai Kamoltham, director-general of the Department for Development of Thai Traditional Medicine and Alternative Medicine, said.

    Pakakrong Kwankhao, a pharmacist at Chao Phya Abhaibhubejhr Hospital, said hee yum grass can help restore vaginal muscle tissue and tightness.

    The woman is required to sit on a chair over a fire giving off smoke from the medicinal herb.

    Ms Pakakrong said the herb can help reduce prolapse - a condition in which the womb falls out of its normal position. It can also help a woman feel young again, she added.

    The scientific name of the plant is Centotheca lappacea, a genus in the Poaceae family. The grass has a silica content, which helps the skin become more firm and elastic.

    Pitak Teelek, a pharmacist in the Thai traditional medicine branch, said patients, particularly postpartum women, sit on a chair with a hole in the seat during the vaginal repair treatment. Dried hee yum is placed in a smoke pot under the chair. It is a daily treatment, usually no more than 15 days.

    The patients can wash in water boiled with hee yum, but before they wash they should drink three gulps of water boiled with the herbal grass. This creates a balance inside and outside the body, Mr Pitak said.

    Ground hee yum can be used to disinfect and heal open wounds for both men and women, he added.

    Putthaporn Khoonsuk, aged 56, said she used hee yum to firm up the muscles of her vaginal walls after giving birth.

    "After giving birth, there were wounds inside and I was in pain. I went to the doctor several times but the wounds didn't heal.

    "My relatives then advised me to use this grass...I felt that it was tighter and the pain gradually went away after using it for two days," Mrs Putthaporn said.

    She said her husband also told her that hee yum "can really confine the area".

    Vaginal fix herb a feature of Thai health expo | Bangkok Post: news

    Sadly, no vaginal photos were included with this article. I was only able to find this small photo of the type of chair used for the treatment



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk
    Pakakrong Kwankhao,


    I wonder if she also sells snake oil?

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    She must have a fanny like Predator's face.

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    I think they need to work on the delivery method if they want this cvnt grass to take off...


    This will probably be more popular.

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    Is it a German chair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk
    Pakakrong Kwankhao
    Will be selling something else soon - a cream to help ....
    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk
    Putthaporn Khoonsuk,
    husband to get a bigger penis!

    Feck - all this just because the local guys have a cock the same size as shiatsu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99 View Post
    I think they need to work on the delivery method if they want this cvnt grass to take off...

    This will probably be more popular.

    A Marijuana Lubricant That Gives You 15-Minute Orgasms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk
    hee yum
    McDonalds will have that on their menu in the coming weeks!

    Make a motza.....................

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    Its simply staggering what Thai females believe.

    This bint will make a friggin Motsa out of this crap.

    Good Business though EH.

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    So...Has anyone tried the SMOKED VAGINA...? I hear it's excelent...Just enough smoke, a touch of salt, medium rare, with a hint of fish sauce...Very well rounded dish...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyfisher davis View Post
    So...Has anyone tried the SMOKED VAGINA...? I hear it's excelent...Just enough smoke, a touch of salt, medium rare, with a hint of fish sauce...Very well rounded dish...
    Sounds tasty, except for the fish sauce part. Are you sure that dish isn't shaped more like () than round?

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    I think one of these would get better results but ...


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    ^^^Punani jerky.

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    Is this the same herb that smoked out and killed a Burmese family a few months ago?

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    I could make a fortune, coming up with a douce that has the ingredient that works.[at] 'Available in Smoky flavor too, for men who prefer the taste of Old School repaired Hee'.
    No more smoking the snatch over a hot fire, just one squirt and flirt!

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    When I first met my wife she had little dumplings for titties that made me want to get down on my knees and say 'Momma...Momma'. And a pussy that was like sticking my dick into liquid velvet.

    Now, after 3 kids she's got tits like empty saddle-bags and a pussy that resembles the bomb flaps on a Lancaster bomber.

    So, if a little bit of Vaggie Veggie can tighten her up a bit I'd be more than willing to let her give it a try.

    Just hope that it doesn't tighten anything else nearby. The boob job can wait until I see results of the smoked kipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza
    Just hope that it doesn't tighten anything else nearby
    Her taint should be fine...What else are you worried about?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza View Post
    When I first met my wife she had little dumplings for titties that made me want to get down on my knees and say 'Momma...Momma'. And a pussy that was like sticking my dick into liquid velvet.

    Now, after 3 kids she's got tits like empty saddle-bags and a pussy that resembles the bomb flaps on a Lancaster bomber.

    So, if a little bit of Vaggie Veggie can tighten her up a bit I'd be more than willing to let her give it a try.

    Just hope that it doesn't tighten anything else nearby. The boob job can wait until I see results of the smoked kipper.
    Shoulda opted for the clean C-section...
    Keep the downstairs fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza View Post

    Now, after 3 kids she's got tits like empty saddle-bags and a pussy that resembles the bomb flaps on a Lancaster bomber.
    Happens to most. If she is concerned about it buy one of the things in my post above.

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    They called her saddlebags Annie
    'Cuz the size of her fanny.

    Simply turn her over and use the tradesmans entrance.

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    when i was in the UK, i met a good looking english woman, about 25, at a party and she decided i was hers for the night,went to her place and discovered she had a fanny as big as a horse collar,would of been like throwing a sausage into a great hall.
    i tell you, i was shaken ,not stirred so in the interests of all the brave men in her future i would like to buy a bale of this twat tightener and send it to her if i could only remember her address.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Its simply staggering what Thai females believe.

    This bint will make a friggin Motsa out of this crap.

    Good Business though EH.
    Yes it is, first and foremost just because the vagina is too big does not necessarily mean SHE is the one with the problem. Sleep with a few foreigners and if the problem still persists, then seek competent medical help.
    I've inspected a few vaginas since coming here and have found most to fit quite well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Its simply staggering what Thai females believe.

    This bint will make a friggin Motsa out of this crap.

    Good Business though EH.
    Yes it is, first and foremost just because the vagina is too big does not necessarily mean SHE is the one with the problem. Sleep with a few foreigners and if the problem still persists, then seek competent medical help.
    I've inspected a few vaginas since coming here and have found most to fit quite well.
    Consider the nature of Asian snatch.

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    The shocking aspect of this miracle treatment is that there are no published peer reviewed studies that support the claims. I find it amazing that people will get in a huff over the possible contamination of food, and yet they have no hesitation of consuming potions and pills that are neither properly tested, nor proven safe for consumption. In the good old days, mercury was used to "cure" various ailments. It took some time before people realized that heavy metals and living organisms are not a good fit.
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    Can anyone confirm or deny the use of this herb ??


    In my ( cough ) very limited Thai experience I have only ever come across the ( cut and shut ) versions

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