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    Thailand: Man enlarges penis, gets cancer

    Man enlarges penis, gets cancer | Bangkok Post: breakingnews

    Man enlarges penis, gets cancer

    Doctors have warned people to avoid using the services of illegal clinics after a man was admitted to hospital with a possibly fatal genital infection, a consequence of a penis enlargement procedure.

    A 50-year-old man whose name was withheld was admitted to the police hospital for treatment because his genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut, a doctor said.

    Pol Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn of the Police General Hospital said the man underwent a procedure to enlarge his penis at an illegal clinic about five years ago.

    He was injected with olive oil, the doctor said.

    The man’s genitals were working "just fine" until about six months ago. He suffered a cut to his penis and without proper treatment the wound became infected.

    “He was ashamed to visit a doctor, but the pain and the infection grew so he had no choice,” the doctor told reporters.

    He was admitted to a private hospital, where doctors found out that cancer has spread in the region. They suggested he move to a government hospital to save on the cost of treatment.

    Doctors had no choice but to remove his penis, but the cancer spread towards his abdomen and his testicles.

    Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine, but they are not optimistic about his future.

    “The cancer and the wound was so severe when they brought him in,” Dr Surat said “There is a good chance that the cancer will spread again in the future,” he added.
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    mmmhhh think I will read me tit books to get the bugger aroused

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post
    Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine...
    Pissing out ones arse it not unusual in this country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    his genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut
    Very impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    his genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut
    Very impressive.
    But not much use unless you are the stunt cock at a stud farm.

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    It's sad that people get caught up in the whole cosmetic surgery business. "I'm going to risk everything because my tits aren't big enough." "My whole self-image revolves around the size of my penis." "Injecting poisonous botox into my wrinkles is just the solution I've been seeking." The entire industry preys on people who have warped self-images.
    Eat more Cheezy Poofs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neep View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post
    Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine...
    Pissing out ones arse it not unusual in this country.
    It gives a whole new meaning to having the squirts, seriously though thats going to be a real shitter (no pun intended), as trying to hold it back when you have got a real bad dose of the shits is not easy, he will be feeling like this every time he needs the toilet.

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    the man underwent a procedure to enlarge his penis
    Doctors had no choice but to remove his penis
    Well that didn't go to plan.


    Poor bugger.

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    why would a 50 year old want to get a cock enlargement ?

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    Seems a big leap of faith to connect

    penus enlargement procedure to a cut that got infected
    An infection and/or penus enlargement to the penal cancer

    clearly not the luckiest man in thailand

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    So the moral of this story: better to have an average package and live a healthy life forever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    why would a 50 year old want to get a cock enlargement ?
    When ( sorry IF ) you get there and your eyes still work you will see all sorts of lovelies and get all ambitious

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    why would a 50 year old want to get a cock enlargement ?
    When ( sorry IF ) you get there and your eyes still work you will see all sorts of lovelies and get all ambitious
    I dont have size issues but anyway but I have banged so many girls, sluts and whores that I am content with one already and Im 28.

    I can understand if these guys fell in love and got married early and didnt get it out of their system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post
    Man enlarges penis, gets cancer | Bangkok Post:
    Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine, but they are not optimistic about his future.
    He's gonna be dripping piss for the rest of his life..

    how many of us have sphincter muscles constantly contracted

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazz View Post
    Seems a big leap of faith to connect

    penus enlargement procedure to a cut that got infected
    An infection and/or penus enlargement to the penal cancer

    clearly not the luckiest man in thailand
    to agree that the link is very, very weak. People can develop at the same time two different cancer - events do sometimes happen at the same time or closely in time without being linked....


    ...he should have stuck with going and getting a new sports car like others going through their mid life crisis....

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    but I have banged so many girls, sluts and whores
    You might as well stop now then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal View Post

    I dont have size issues but anyway but I have banged so many girls, sluts and whores that I am content
    Dunno why it is socal, but every time I see a post by you, this image flashes into my head:



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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    A 50-year-old man whose name was withheld
    His name is Justin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    why would a 50 year old want to get a cock enlargement ?
    Maybe to keep up with your friend, Emma?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
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    Man enlarges penis, gets cancer | Bangkok Post:
    Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine, but they are not optimistic about his future.
    He's gonna be dripping piss for the rest of his life..

    how many of us have sphincter muscles constantly contracted
    Salman Rushdie, from 1988 to 1998.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    I dont have size issues but anyway but I have banged so many girls, sluts and whores that I am content with one already and Im 28.
    Yep thats the point I was making ,,, by the time most of us reach 50 we have been there + done it + got wardrobes full of tee shirts , so the poor old thing can get a tad weary

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    His name WAS ,,,,, Tommy Allcock

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    Treatment for botched enlargements - The Nation

    Treatment for botched enlargements

    The Nation November 15, 2012 1:00 am

    Police General Hospital has set up a special team to treat patients suffering from complications after undergoing penis-enlargement injections.


    Dr Surat Kittisupaporn, a urologist and surgeon, said such fillers caused thick skin, giving the illusion that the penis was larger, and might cause tumours on the sex organ. In most cases patients don't notice it and seek treatment too late.

    The shots actually made it more difficult to clean the penis, leading to an increased risk of infection. One patient had such a large tumour that the penis had to be amputated, but the cancer cells still threatened to spread to other parts of the body.

    Dr Withoon Nitiwarangkul, a surgery academic, said those getting penis injections could also became impotent. The hospital receives about 30-40 patients a month, especially youngsters, with the youngest at age 18, he said.

    Dr Jongjet Aojenpong, director of the hospital, said that getting penis injections in the hope that women would be pleased with the larger size was a misunderstanding and could do great damage.

    Men who underwent the injections should consult the hospital's team for early detection of abnormalities and proper treatment, the doctor said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    the man underwent a procedure to enlarge his penis at an illegal clinic about five years ago.
    5 years of pissing off all the black guys in the gents is worth it, I would say.

    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    why would a 50 year old want to get a cock enlargement ?
    He just wanted to give someone a little more pleasure, is that so bad?

    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    I have banged so many girls, sluts and whores that I am content with one already and Im 28
    You have the signed affidavits from the equally "contented" ladies/lbs?

    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    how many of us have sphincter muscles constantly contracted
    You dont drive much in Bangkok?

    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    by the time most of us reach 50 we have been there + done it + got wardrobes full of tee shirts , so the poor old thing can get a tad weary
    A new truck can do wonders, as you may have found
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by socal View Post

    I dont have size issues but anyway but I have banged so many girls, sluts and whores that I am content
    Dunno why it is socal, but every time I see a post by you, this image flashes into my head:


    perception is not reality

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