Thread: Phuket expat’s ‘last wishes’ hang in limbo

Originally Posted by Bung

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Please cremate me and scatter the ashes in the road in front of A.P. Bar and ATM2. That way, I will not leave Thailand.

Jesus, what a sad old piss head.

I believe Jesus would have had an homogenous handsome Semitic quality about himself....unlike this pasty inbread looking cnut above.

Originally Posted by Panty Hamster

Hmmmm, when I think of contentedness, I rarely picture a guy sitting down to write two suicide notes before quaffing back a gut-full of poison. Maybe it's just me. He was probably lots of things. Old, in pain, maybe lonely, but content? Nah.

Well, at least you've proven you aren't a Geordie.

He could have kill himself by put the petrol over himself outside the bar and make the big fire on himself. Make sure last wish come true.

Krap.

What a sad tale , just hope his last 5 years were happy ones

"One can only ponder the mundanity of a life that led this man to conclude his last resting place, so to speak, should be outside a skanky bar in a tawdry 3rd world island resort."

Well put by The Gent.

what does it matter were your ashes are spread your dead and possibly the people in the bar are the people who helped him through his pain, and comforted him in his dying days.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Please cremate me and scatter the ashes in the road in front of A.P. Bar and ATM2.

So is that a bar and an ATM? Surely not! But maybe the two places he frequented the most. Along with his helpers helping him out. (Of is money)

Alprazolam (trade name Xanax) is a restricted drug in the benzodiazepine group that in Thailand is available by prescription only. Although those caught in possession are subject to arrest, the drug is sold over-the counter by some pharmacies in Phuket, especially in areas popular with tourists.

Thanks for ruining it for everyone else. RIP though, sad you were so down.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

You mean you don't want to be scattered over the living room of that geezer who was dumping his rubbish outside of your gaff anymore?

When DD kicks off he wants his ashes to be sown into his favorite katoeys ball bag.

Who's going to start a Which skanky bar will be your final resting place? thread, then?

I want my ashes tipped into a bottle of Leo then shaken and sprayed over the girls tits at some bar.

Seriously! Don't forget na? In case I don't get pen to paper.

Scattered on the road outside the bar is OK but better to get them scattered on the mattresses of the local short time hotel so you can end up stuck to the backs of your favourite skanks in one final post-mortem orgy of hedonism.

Originally Posted by Bung

I want my ashes tipped into a bottle of Leo

Leo should be tipped into an ashtray.

Perhaps he was banned from said bar and lost all his money in the ATM scam next to the bar? Irony? Such pain as never felt before...poor as a church mouse in the end, so where else you gonna dump this guy? Wat Cholong? R.I.P. old sod, no more pain for you. Just a motocy tire track in the Thailand soi. Simplicity, truly ashes to ashes and dust to dust.

The name of the bar is ATM bar. Two bars down is their other bar called........yup, ATM 2 Bar.

Socal want's his ashes made into a curry then served to some of his favourite katoeys.


(So that he can dribble out of their arses one last time)

ATM def: Anglo Thai Morons I and II...

one sad point He had a choice where He popped the Clogs! and knew where He was, not like some of us are going to end? sad story and hope He went out with a Bang

I hope I don't end up that sad, outside a couple of bars, FFS.

^ The tarts will be delighted. Delivering 1/2 a ghost to each bar. Hmmm.....

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

I hope I don't end up that sad, outside a couple of bars, FFS.

What do you mean by "end up that sad" ? Seems to me that you are ready for a three-time trundle around the wat.

^^^More like tragic. Another Thaiophile flushed out the great equalizer...death. Smeg must have statistic's on this type of death in Thailand?

Originally Posted by Yasojack

what does it matter were your ashes are spread your dead and possibly the people in the bar are the people who helped him through his pain, and comforted him in his dying days.

What he said^
RIP

I fail to why its sad he did what he wanted to do, what i do find sad is how some who do not even know the guy can speculate.

RIP your a brave man and have my respect on doing it your own way.

RIP Fella

Juan Ramon Jimenez
"El Viaje Definitivo"
(The Definitive Journey).

..and I will leave. But the birds will stay, singing:
and my garden will stay, with its green tree, with its water well.
Many afternoons the skies will be blue and placid,
and the bells in the belfry will chime,
as they are chiming this very afternoon.
The people who have loved me will pass away,
and the town will burst anew every year.
But my spirit will always wander nostalgic
in the same recondite corner of my flowery garden.