Thread: Angry Kiwi Beefcake Stabs Canadian English Teacher In Pattaya

National Geographic are, as we speak, sending a team of experts to investigate and interview this chap.

It was previously believed that Neanderthals had gradually stood upright, gained the power of literacy and progressed.

However it appears that, in the Antipodes, there still remains vestiges of prehistoric life which bear examination.

They are travelling via Phuket and Pattaya in order to observe this group at play in the concrete jungle and hope that valuable evidence can be obtained to identify whether these individuals are a true sub species or simply a retarded branch of the Bogan genus.

I am ipmressed by his apartment.

Why does he always wear a hat?

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^ Hmm...God knows

^ she looks about 50 - still looks a fair bit better than him though.

He's got good teeth.

& he knows Gary Strydom according to his Facebook page.

And Strydom appears to be living in Thailand. Which actually I think is cool, because he really was quite famous in the early nineties.

^Had to google that...I've had ENOUGH of looking at pictures of big muscly fuckers for today, no more!

This thread seems to be getting a large number of guests reading...I wonder how long until someone sends him a link...?

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by ayayeyey

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

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A big, tattoed new Zealander stabbed a Canadian English teacher resulting in blodshed at the South Pattaya beach road before running off and hiding in his rented room. The Kiwi man claimed that it was a revenge because the victim and his friends had insulted him.
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Never ever make an australian lose face...

Because second hand faces in Australia look like this?

ignorance is bliss

Mr Big tattoooed man, there's a Belgian kickboxer called Papillion and he would wipe the floor with ya... just sayin like...

Originally Posted by khmen

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^ Hmm...God knows

If that's a tub of AnalLube then I hope she got a tip.

I've signed up for his FB service. At least he has a bit of lifeforce about him, (whereas most of us here have got the death wish)

And he doesn't spend all night like Doc Andy, Butterly, me and The Gent kvetching at each other on MKP.

^ I think she lubes him up; he is Australian...

kvetchingpresent participle of kvetch

Verb:Complain.

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

I've signed up for his FB service. At least he has a bit of lifeforce about him, (whereas most of us here have got the death wish)

And he doesn't spend all night like Doc Andy, Butterly, me and The Gent kvetching at each other on MKP.

When you say that you come across as though people that suffer from roid rage, stab other people, and post pictures on the internet of all the whores they've slept with lead morally better lives than your aforementioned posters. That's a bit fuked, innit?

Just another fun loving guy from Down Under.

Definitely gay.

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

I am ipmressed by his apartment.

Why does he always wear a hat?

Because he's camp gay.

often walked on the beach quarreled and threatened the tourists.

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

a bit of lifeforce about him

beach road strolling - the epitome of debonair living

Originally Posted by baldrick

often walked on the beach quarreled and threatened the tourists.

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

a bit of lifeforce about him

beach road strolling - the epitome of debonair living

...And lets not forget taking HGH (human growth hormone) and bashing up tall ladyboys so as to appear a hero to the diminutive ones.

Well, I never said he was striving for moral supremacy. I doubt he would make that claim either, and tries to be little more than a lovable rogue.

Just that he does seem to be able to get up on his back legs from time to time, whereas most of us are bum-welded to our computer chairs.

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Just that he does seem to be able to get up on his back legs from time to time, whereas most of us are bum-welded to our computer chairs

Something tells me that if I ever met Mr. John I would be very lucky (AND VERY THANKFUL)
if me bum was welded to a chair.

Originally Posted by Zampan0

Something tells me that if I ever met Mr. John I would be very lucky (AND VERY THANKFUL) if me bum was welded to a chair.

Wouldn't save you from a buggering.

If Mr. John felt so inclined, i'm sure he would just tear you a new arsehole.

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I think it would go something like this:

He only did it because he wanted to go behind Baa's for a change. Otherwise why would he bring the fag bag down town?

The semi retarded head in the pic tells it all in 1 second.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by ayayeyey

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

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A big, tattoed new Zealander stabbed a Canadian English teacher resulting in blodshed at the South Pattaya beach road before running off and hiding in his rented room. The Kiwi man claimed that it was a revenge because the victim and his friends had insulted him.
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Never ever make an australian lose face...

right

wonder why the article you quoted says he is a Kiwi

In case you did not know, for most of us, its pretty much the same thing