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    The School board of Directors

    Son came home from school yesterday, and was pretty happy with himself he's been asked to Welcome the Schools board of directors.

    Though he said could I look at the presentation and see what i thought.

    I was pretty astonished by what they gave him, and the total lack of interest from the head teacher, who's command of English is hello and good morning

    here it is.

    Good morning

    The bord of director at the school,ladies and gentlemen.

    my name is ............... I'm study in class B on behalf of ................ school, My school director Mr somchai fuck head teacher and or at students his out pracher to have and oppotunity to welcome on to you to day.
    We would like to thank for your visit your comment and would like to apology for any mistake

    Thank you very mush.

    So I said to him go ask the teacher if he'd like me to change it a little for him so it helps the school, Son comes back and tells me teacher doen't think there's anything wrong with it, but if you want you can change it.

    Ferking Mind boggling how these useless twats become Teachers.

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    Yeah, amazing, innit. Cos your ingrish is so much fucking better.

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    Jeez Willy says the English teacher that can't string a sentence together.

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    Willy can't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower
    the Schools board of directors.
    it does not matter what he says as they are unlikely to understand english any better than tweery

    you should add a couple of lines - maybe

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    Heh,

    I resent that Baldy .

    At least I made High school, Jackyboy never got past fookin Pre school.

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    What you made the first person of your year to be Excluded from school.

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    HH, you know the options - correct it or not.

    You probably will improve it in order to help your son (so he doesn't have to read or memorise the text as it is). Then your son will speak in front of the school. Most people there either won't be listening or won't understand it anyway. A minute or two later, your son will get a round of applause and it will all be over for him. No one will give a damn. Thai schools are all about going through the motions. Quality is not really important, even if they say otherwise. You just have to go with the flow. It's far better to help your son yourself than to rely on the school, especially for anything related to learning English.
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    Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

    My name is ............... and I study in class B. On behalf of director Mr somchai fuck head , the students, and all the teachers I would like to welcome the Board of Directors
    Thank you for visiting us today and we all hope you have a pleasant visit.
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.

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    Dear Double H.

    Why is your son attending this school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    director Mr somchai fuck head
    It's going to be pretty funny when he says that part...............

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    Already done, we already do work with Jack he's top of the class nowadays.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    HH, you know the options - correct it or not.

    You probably will improve it in order to help your son (so he doesn't have to read or memorise the text as it is). Then your son will speak in front of the school. Most people there either won't be listening or won't understand it anyway. A minute or two later, your son will get a round of applause and it will all be over for him. No one will give a damn. Thai schools are all about going through the motions. Quality is not really important, even if they say otherwise. You just have to go with the flow. It's far better to help your son yourself than to rely on the school, especially for anything related to learning English.

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    Learning how to be a Rice farmer and how to make laos khaos and how to fuk over his parents.


    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Dear Double H.

    Why is your son attending this school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower View Post
    Learning how to be a Rice farmer and how to make laos khaos and how to fuk over his parents.


    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Dear Double H.

    Why is your son attending this school?
    Splendid.

    Simply splendid.

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