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    It's just so highly amusing to watch you shooting yourself in the foot, again and again.

    Great thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    I realise that it’s sunday, and you’re bored, but probably best for all concerned if you put that bottle of Korn down now.

    Its quite refreshing for me to add you to the fubar and butters list of scroll past post posts, in the certain knowledge that you are all metaphorically drunk on your own arrogance.
    Pity there is zero substance to those beliefs, but useful for all to see how inept you all are.
    are you now drinking your own piss like Earl? because you surely sounds like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by foobar View Post
    It's a common affliction amongst Brexiteers.
    priceless

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    'Take back control of our boarders'.


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    jesus fucking christ, illiterate Chav politicians, how can you survive this? I guess you need to speak the language of your constituents

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    "if you vote UKIP, your get UKIP"


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    You have to understand something about Frome, Somerset.

    Not too long ago the people of that dismal and utterly pointless western town were very much of a tribe that time forgot and subsisted in anonymous rural squalor by eating their young and taking turns to volunteer their bodies for vivisection research in times of unusual stress. The town itself is bisected by a steep ravine which ensures that during the depths of winter no sunlight enters the inhabitants lives whose existence is habitually marked by signs of self-harm which are inflicted in order to remind themselves that they are not indeed dead. Their vitamin D deficiency and poor diet has resulted in a genetic deformation whereby the Frome habitué is readily recognisable by a slithering gait and misshapen head often mistaken for a rather hirsute coconut.
    Actually, it has only been in relatively recent times that their webbed digits have evolved into more pincer-like appendages allowing them to hold pens and communicate in a written form of their language some confuse with the birthing lowing expressed by the local breed of cows. In that sense the semi-literate scratchings of the local Kipper Frome native does mark a not inconsiderable achievement and one that is worthy of note in their meeting place of their Elders, a muddy pit into which effluvia and sewage flows nourishing them in a fragrant embrace locally celebrated as " aarghhh shite".

    The sheer awfulness of this ghastly rural dystopia has now atrophied into a frieze of provincialism that has captured the interest of the itinerant London poseur in whose ignorance and feckless vacuity it is thought that Frome is not a long abandoned abattoir of agricultural futility but the apogee of rural quaintness.

    That they have arrived at this somewhat bizarre conclusion is simply more evidence that England is quite, quite fucked.
    Last edited by Seekingasylum; 10-02-2019 at 10:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    You have to understand something about Frome, Somerset..
    God you do go on, unfortunately..

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    Are you still registered there on the electoral list?

    The only town in England where "X" is the most common surname.

    Har, har.

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    What is quite clear is why you never got accepted at any book publishers.

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    Book is tautologous.

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    I see May has run circles round the French
    ...Oops, that was the rugby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    I see May has run circles round the French
    ...Oops, that was the rugby.
    Indeed. The French were found wanting, for the lack of a back stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    God you do go on, unfortunately..
    He must've just found 100 baht in the Pattaya gutter he sleeps in to top up his internet.
    One would think that poison penned parasitic Pattaya Prig would be more greatful to his betters whom he unashamedly lives off of. He probably only receives his little pension paid for by all those he despises, on the condition he left Britain never to return.

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    Still getting the hang of the English language, eh Hugh?

    Perhaps you are more used to working with your hands in some ditch or other.

    Bless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Still getting the hang of the English language, eh Hugh?
    It's really quite pitiful to behold, and worsened by the fact that he obviously fancies himself as a trenchant critic.

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    Greatful...

    Learnt the language from UKIP posters.

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    Nigel Farage still lying, and look how he dodge a tough question by faking to be interrupted while on the call


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    Nigel Farage still lying, and look how he dodge a tough question by faking to be interrupted while on the call

    why are you posting about irrelevant people, who will shortly be unemployed?

    He has now, and never has had, any effect on Brexit. He’s just like you. A pointless gobby attention whore.

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    and you are not irrelevant, old man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Book is tautologous.
    Book publisher.
    Newspaper publisher.
    Music publisher.

    No tautology here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    and you are not irrelevant, old man
    I know I’m not. Thanks for your irrelevant acknowledgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    I know I’m not. Thanks for your irrelevant acknowledgement.
    of course you are irrelevant

    you are an arrogant old pensioner swimming in his own piss, delusional and angry with the world

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