Thread: Brexit - It's Still On!

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

WTF this got to to with the UK exit? the topic is the UK clusterfuck, so stop distracting with silly tangents, unless you want to discuss your diaper choice: Huggies or Pampers?

The topic is BREXIT.
The only real choice. May must be stopped from selling the country to some shitstained idiots with delusions of Eutopia.

Thank fuck this has only got two more years left in it. Any longer and butters would be almost insufferable.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

he is not passing out every night drunk like you do, silly Brexit snowflake

Goodho, give him my regards and its great to hear he's turning his life around, now if you could get him on some relaxation or yoga classes to dial the bile down that would really be life changing.

Originally Posted by Switch

The topic is BREXIT.
The only real choice. May must be stopped from selling the country to some shitstained idiots with delusions of Eutopia.

Thank fuck this has only got two more years left in it. Any longer and butters would be almost insufferable.

wtf are you on again, you demented piss soaked pensioner?

Maybot is not selling anything, she is trying to save your country from total collapse, and you people are too stupid to see it

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Maybot is not selling anything, she is trying to save your country from total collapse, and you people are too stupid to see it

The Maybot dug herself into a hole, tried to climb out, and fell straight back in again. No-one s going to help her because she wouldn't ask for anyone's help on Brexit. Too weak for her own arrogance, she was unable to unite her own Cabinet, let alone Parliament.

A heavy loss on Tuesday and she's as useful as a used condom. It'll serve her right for being such a xenophobic witch.

^&^^ Nice to have confirmation that the witch is finished and her spells have been annulled.

by the way butters. I woke up at 2.30 and went to the bathroom, only to find your face staring back at me from the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I had a long and enjoyable piss, but I didn’t flush. My mantra, if it’s yellow, let it mellow.

Do let me know how it feels.

Originally Posted by Troy

The Maybot dug herself into a hole, tried to climb out, and fell straight back in again. No-one s going to help her because she wouldn't ask for anyone's help on Brexit. Too weak for her own arrogance, she was unable to unite her own Cabinet, let alone Parliament.

A heavy loss on Tuesday and she's as useful as a used condom. It'll serve her right for being such a xenophobic witch.

May was weak, and if hard Brexit will be held by many as personally responsible for the Mexican standoff. Gotta hand it to them, EU negotiators are the very best money can pwn, and an egoistical PM that thought it could spar with seasoned negotiators and waltz through some really complex stuff by offering generous goodwill gestures right at the start in the hope of getting something in return, was delusional by any standard; that is, if we assume top of her list was what's best for UK post-Brexit, rather than how best to sabotage the process.

So no surprise they've edge her into a corner, wanting everything with little in return, that's what they were bred and paid to do. But lame-duck Frau that still sees herself as the god of gods, should also have allowed the EU team to consider that with no benefit in agreeing to the deal our choices become easier, reject it and offer a chance for further talks or walk away, hence no deal.

All parties could have benefited from the new situation, but nothing is accomplished and both sides will be hurt because one side demanded more than the other could possibly agree.

The problem with the Brexit monkeys was their inability to comprehend the nature of the negotiations they were about to enter into in order to acquire their best deal with lots of cherries on top.

The first, and perhaps most grievous, mistake was to believe the utter shite pontificated by the Brexit demagogues that Britain held all the aces and that the EU would never sacrifice their lucrative British markets and jeopardise access to the City financial centre providing liquidity. The thing was, and this is perhaps understandable when one considers the British ersatz American obsession with money-grubbing and monetising everything including their miserable fucking principles, the Brexit wankers never really grasped the fact that the EU were in fact united in protecting their core freedom of movement of goods, services, capital and people and would not compromise them for profit.

It's taken two fucking years for May to accept this and the result is the half-arsed deal. But again, in truth, there was never any other deal available when you tell one side to fuck their principles and you, the British, are no more than proto-nazi, ignorant pigs with your snouts in the trough.

Fucking shambles and quite likely that Tuesday will be no more than a waypoint on the path to interminable angst for no discernible benefit whatsoever.

What truly amazes me, even after all this time, is that there are still folk out there who actually think that Brexit will be a benefit and worth it in some nebulous way and time they cannot actually specify.

Fucking dumb, retarded or just plain deranged?? Sure, I can understand the likes of Tax still rooting for it, he's playing at home to Mr Dementia these days, and the likes of the other half-wits who were all probably quite good with their hands and using digging implements, but what on earth motivates the others more intellectually blessed?

I think it resolves to some weird, vestigial belief the British are at heart still Empire builders and the world is waiting to welcome them with open arms as a force of salvation to lead them into a land where to procure British made goods is to be blessed.

Fucking stupid, innit, eh?

SeekingAss still doesn't understand why people voted leave, nothing to do with empires. You might get it eventually although I wouldn't put any money on it.

If ever the phrase rinse and repeat was apposite, its for the Gent

Originally Posted by Switch

^&^^ Nice to have confirmation that the witch is finished and her spells have been annulled.

by the way butters. I woke up at 2.30 and went to the bathroom, only to find your face staring back at me from the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I had a long and enjoyable piss, but I didn’t flush. My mantra, if it’s yellow, let it mellow.

Do let me know how it feels.

you clearly lost your marbles, I suspect the smell of your own piss

Actually, Buttfly too.

Originally Posted by Troy

The Maybot dug herself into a hole, tried to climb out, and fell straight back in again. No-one s going to help her because she wouldn't ask for anyone's help on Brexit. Too weak for her own arrogance, she was unable to unite her own Cabinet, let alone Parliament.

A heavy loss on Tuesday and she's as useful as a used condom. It'll serve her right for being such a xenophobic witch.

one reason she was so secretive during the negotiation is she was afraid of sabotage by her own cabinet members

from day 1, the setup was poorly founded for a successful negotiation

basically Maybot deal is the deal thought out by EU members, so UK coming to the negotiating table unprepared was not going to end in a good deal for the UK

again you triggered A50 at the worst possible time, Maybot did, and went to "war" with the EU in a "gun fight" with only a pocket knife

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Actually, Buttfly too.

yes, the truth tends to be repetitive

remember those kindergarten class when the teacher had to repeat over and over for you to learn or listen while you were playing with yourself

The voice of despair

Brexit failure a catastrophic breach of trust, says May
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-46853689

A failure to deliver Brexit would be "a catastrophic and unforgivable breach of trust in our democracy", Prime Minister Theresa May has warned.

Writing in the Sunday Express, Mrs May pleaded with MPs to back her Brexit deal in Tuesday's crunch Commons vote.

Not doing so risks the UK leaving the EU with no deal or Brexit not happening at all, she said.

Meanwhile, No 10 is said to be alarmed at the prospect of MPs taking control of Brexit if Tuesday's vote is lost.

The Sunday Times is reporting a plan by a cross-party group of MPs to change Commons rules to enable backbench motions to take precedence over government business if Mrs May's deal fails.

This would give MPs, rather than ministers, control of parliamentary business and sideline the prime minister.

One possibility is that backbenchers could then legally compel the government to delay Brexit beyond the set departure date - a proposal some MPs have already called for, says BBC political correspondent Chris Mason.

It was previously thought only ministers could extend the two-year Article 50 process, which governs how a member state leaves the EU.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

If ever the phrase rinse and repeat was apposite, its for the Gent

update pls, the Gent?

The suspense is killing me...roll on Tuesday.

Meanwhile, why do UK hotels keep going on about continental breakfast? Just what is that for goodness sake? Bavarians have a hearty cooked breakfast, just like the Brits, when it's cold. The French have moved on from a bowl of milky coffee and bread. The Dutch have everything and anything, just as long as Nutella is included and the Belgians don't get up in time for breakfast. I can't get any kippers in butter any more...

Interestingly, the sclerotic old skin bag's piece was positioned in the Sunday Express, a periodical of no fucking relevance to anyone, even the nazi wank stains from the right wing that fester in Essex.

The cvunt is dead, a mere zombie woof without even a zircon tweezer to glitter in the moonlight, and the word is already out, May is getting buried this week and everyone has got to get ready for the off.

I wrote this fucking script two years ago when I said that Brexit would kill the Tory party and May would be dragged out with the morning trash.

It's looking more and more like a GE or another referendum but no matter what, May is a desiccated skin bag swinging from the hanging tree of political oblivion waiting for the wind to blow her rotting carcass away as her flesh dries into dust and her bones fall into the graveyard of broken dreams and utter insignificance.

Fuck the cvunt - there are over 15,000 children separated form one parent or other because of that aborted overgrown foetus of a human being and I hope the bitch rots in pain and blindness before she dies.

Originally Posted by jabir

update pls, the Gent?

Your wish is granted.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Fuck the cvunt - there are over 15,000 children separated form one parent or other because of that aborted overgrown foetus of a human being and I hope the bitch rots in pain and blindness before she dies.

Really, you actually think that.

I don't think it, you fucklng used tampon, I know it.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

I don't think it, you fucklng used tampon, I know it.

So, your saying that despite no change to the status of European nationals and assurance provided to those already residing here that Brexit has caused the separation of c15,000 families?

No, you gormless spasticated ignorant twat, I'm obviously referring to the children separated from parents as a consequence of May's settlement rules introduced by her as Home Secretary in 2012 by statutory instrument that ushered in the most draconian and heartless legislation discriminating against British sponsors ever to be inflicted.