Thread: Stephen Hawking.... dead?

http://milesmathis.com/hawk3.pdf

This "paper" puts the case that Hawking died years ago and he been replaced with an impostor. Wheel out Hawking and everyone agrees with him because no fucker dares to question a disabled bloke.

ALS is Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, also known as Lou Gehrig's Disease. We are told Hawking has had ALS for over 52 years, which is a record by many decades. Jason Becker is the only person I have heard of who has lived more than 20 years with the disease, so there is about a three-decade difference between the longest survivor and the second longest survivor. That is a more than 100% difference between first and second place. It would be like Justin Gatlin running the 100 meters in 9.8 seconds,
and Usain Bolt beating him with a time of 4.5 seconds. In other words, statistically it doesn't happen.

Hawking in the 1970's on the left, and in the 1990s on the right.



Actually, no, he's not dead, unless the powers that shouldn't be modified the actors ears to be a match to his very distinctive ear pattern thus;

Young


Old


Same same...

However, look him. A man who should be dead rightly 30-40 years ago, and the fuckers getting younger.




So, aside from plastic surgery; face lifts, tucks and the works, dying his hair, not really bothering about his four teeth though, and acid stripping his skin, how the fook is he alive?

ALIEN TECHNOLOGY?
Blood transfusions from freshly sacrificed babies?
Healthy diet and plenty of exercise?
A kiss from obama?

Do you subscribe to Conspiracy Theorists Monthly or is the Daily Sport still going

Three things that never stop growing

Your ears; your nose and your cock.

Do you have an inverted cock?

I reckon its penetrating your brain mate

He's partly right for once, though. Why is he still alive. When diagnosed they told him that he would not have time to finish university and he is still going, though only strong with the brain. I guess that's it. The brain triumphs over the body.

He's a great man and getting on with his life and not complaining , someone asked him how was he doing and he said it's a great life I met the Big Bang Theory cast the other day and had great fun , I've been everywhere and talked to a lot of famous people all is well , this is not his exact words but you get the gist .

Originally Posted by pseudolus

So, aside from plastic surgery; face lifts, tucks and the works, dying his hair, not really bothering about his four teeth though, and acid stripping his skin, how the fook is he alive?

A weekly Thai massage whether he needs it or not. Amazin', innit.

Originally Posted by Takeovers

The brain triumphs over the body.

The brain is part of the human body which is an amazing thing

Originally Posted by Takeovers

He's partly right for once, though. Why is he still alive. When diagnosed they told him that he would not have time to finish university and he is still going, though only strong with the brain. I guess that's it. The brain triumphs over the body.

I'm always right. Deep in your heart you know that, as does everyone else, but the consequences to all the "truths" you base you life upon are too great to risk, as well as the fear of being pilloried by the clueless fools in life (which are so abundant here).

Crack the fucker open and I bet he is a whirling computer and mechatronics buzzing and flashing. Wonder what he has in his pant? A plastic zebra dong with a french tickler catherine wheel tip I bet.

He is part of the system, that is certain. He will live until 100+ like they all do right up until the point the brain fails an no matter how much they replace, that is the one bit they can not.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The brain is part of the human body which is an amazing thing

Well, mine is definitely but I am not so sure about yours. Have you considered a transplant ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Do you subscribe to Conspiracy Theorists Monthly or is the Daily Sport still going

Three things that never stop growing

Your ears; your nose and your cock.

Do you have an inverted cock?

I reckon its penetrating your brain mate

I tend not to bother watching all the yank trash that everyone on here seems to watch. I don't even know what netflicks really is, let alone ever watched anything off of it. A shit load more interesting though. I stumbled upon this idea, and as always put it to the test. However it did take me blowing up pictures of his ears to debunk it. The eyes failed though, as his eyes have changed colour.... they are lighter now. How the fuck that happened I have no idea.

Ah I know what all this is about...




...you're simply jealous because his IQ is higher than your own 156 genius-level IQ!

Originally Posted by pseudolus

his eyes have changed colour.... they are lighter now. How the fuck that happened I have no idea.

My eyes change color on practically a daily basis depending on the weather.

How do you not know how that happens. What sort of genius are you anyway?!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

My eyes change color on practically a daily basis depending on the weather.

To green with envy?

Stop interfering with this brilliant thread pAnt. Troll off to Smegtown.

Wrong again.

I'm beginning to suspect your genius credentials.

Originally Posted by StevenR

I was thinking about this recently. It's incredible that someone wheelchair bound could survive for half a century with no exercise.

Indeed.

Every article you read on this subject says the same thing. A load of experts saying "we have no fucking idea whatsoever how this fecker has lived so long"

So, what did Holmes say, when you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

So, we all agree, he's a fooking alien OR he died and was switched... with the ears being cut and pasted on. He's a rich bugger, so stepping into his life would be a piece of piss. Some old recordings of his lectures for his teaching, a few PhD feckers to write the rest of his stuff, and a marketeer for his "let me tell you stuff" addresses to the nation. But only out in public a little though, and the rest, straighten up, wipe the dribble from his chin, and Keyser Soze walks to his Jag and straight to Spearmint Rhino.

Still doesn't say how he is alive, does it? Maybe they pickled him?

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Originally Posted by StevenR

I was thinking about this recently. It's incredible that someone wheelchair bound could survive for half a century with no exercise.

FFS, half the bloaters on this forum have survived 70 years with no exercise!

Pseudopuss you must know that you're an idiot surely.

I mean that low self esteem, the desperate bids for attention with threads like this, all clear pointers.

Has Stephen gone to heaven, I'm sure he will be thrilled to meet God

Originally Posted by Dillinger

stephen hawking not suggests- nother one of that fukkin wacko Pseudolus' theories

Now now dilli - don't become a cretin like that sad fucktard hallynomates. This is an interesting subject and also a demonstration of how to actually debunk conspiracy theories which is something that not many on here can do. The stupid people like harry and ant think that all they have to do is say "tin foi" and that is something debunked, but alas no, because they lack the intellectual fortitude to do so. Don't fall into their trap mate!

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Crack the fucker open and I bet he is a whirling computer and mechatronics buzzing and flashing. Wonder what he has in his pant? A plastic zebra dong with a french tickler catherine wheel tip I bet.

Stephen Hawking, a man barely alive, but we can rebuild him, better, smarter, faster ....

Whether one agrees with him or not the OP puts forth like no other.
With this post not even halfway into the year ,Pseudolus will receive my vote for TD Poster of the Year 2016.
[Note: You're a better man without the incessant name calling. Then again that could just be your true character or simply an online persona.]

Why the hate for SK (oops) ngong... some things are better left unsaid bro..

peace..the poor bugger is a genius and furthered mankind (more than Dill has stroked LB cock) mad respect for him (oh, and Dill too~!)

sorry to sound all gangsta~!

"Though all three men faced the same hardship, their differing perceptions of it appeared to be shaping their fates. Louie and Phil's hope displaced their fear and inspired them to work toward their survival, and each success renewed their physical and emotional vigor. Mac's resignation seemed to paralyze him and the less he participated in their efforts to survive, the more he slipped. Though he did the least, as the days passed, it was he who faded the most. Louie and Phil's optimism, and Mac's hopelessness, were becoming self-fulfilling.”

― Laura Hillenbrand, Unbroken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption

His sharp mind has kept his "whole body circulating"...Some broken bodies can recover from an incredible crushing through a strong fighting will...He's living a forward dream...

I remember my old man...Completely lucid with a brilliant mind all his life, right to his last breath...But he'd trashed his body for most of his life, yet still made it to eighty, an amazing feat, to many who knew him...

RIP (Your old man, bro).